第5章

huiwuhou,guhuaijiaodiyijianshijiushitaochugangdeshoudefalangshoubiao,jihuolingquankongjian。

tasichufanlefan,suishouzhaolegenzhen,chuolexiazhijian。

suizhexueyediluozaifalangshoubiao,yanqianshunjianyipianwumengmengde。

dengguhuaijiaonengzaicikanqing。

mianqianchuxiandapiandapianlvyouyoudenongchang,nongchangliyoushuwanzhituzi、ji、ya、e、mianyang、maoniuzaihuankuaidebenpao。

nongchangpang,shijiqianmukanqilaijiufeichangfeiwodetudi。

dilizhongmanzhuangjia、shucaiheguoshu。

xiaomai、yumi、daogu,pingguoshu、juzishu、lanmeishu、putaoshu,lajiao、xihongshi、nangua......zhiyaoninengxiangdaode,quandouyou,erqiezhangshidoufeichanghao。

zaiwangqianmianzou,shiyilianpaidedacangku,meigecangkumianjidouyoushangwanping。

cangkuhoumian,youyidongchaojidazhuangyuan。

zhuangyuanzidaihuayuan、youyongchi、jianshenfang......

dengchuanguozhuangyuan,chuxianyigetouminghuadedianziping。

【zidongqingjiegongneng:shi/fou(zhengdianqingjie,shikebaochikongjianweisheng,jiepizhebibei)】

【zidongfangmugongneng:shi/fou(shiyongcigongneng,nengrangrouzhigengxiannene)】

【zidongshougebozhongtuzaigongneng:shi/fou(shengshishengli,lanrenbibei)】

guhuaijiaomeiyouyimiaoyouyu,quanbudianleshi,zheizidonggongneng,jianzhishiweitazheigelanrenliangshendazaodea。

堪称懒人福音。

jiushibuzhidaoneilingquanzainali,muqianweizhitahaimeizhaodao。

dangran,zuizhuyaodeyuanyin,shiyinweizheigekongjianmianjishizaishitaidale。

guaibudeshulinvzhugusiyaonengpingjiezheigekongjian,zairenshengdibushudeguowaihundefengshengshuiqi。

shiwen,sheiyaoshiyongyouzheimegecunchunenglichaoqiang,haizidaizhongzhiyangzhi,lingquandekongjian,nengbuhengzhezou。

guhuaijiaoyouzheimemanwumudezaikongjianxianguangleshilaifenzhong,zhongyukandaoxinxinnianniandelingquan。

tasuishoupengqiyipenglingquanhexia。

daizhesisitianweidelingquanruhou,shuobuchudenuanyishunjianyongxiangwuzangliufu,denghuanguoneigujing,guhuaijiaozhijuejinglibeizeng,hunshenchongmanliliang。

erqielianquanshenshangxiadepifubiandegengjia**youguangze。

jianzhibilingdanmiaoyaohaishen。

nanguaixiaoshuoli,zhujiaojingchangnalingquanshuijitanhuandeduixiang、tiruoduobingdediemahe,yihe,tanhuanduixiangjianburufei,tiruoduobingdediema,yaobutengtuibusuan,yikouqinengshangwushicenglou。

出空间后。

guhuaijiaobafangjianlisuoyouzhiqiandedongxi,dousouguajinkongjian。

zhuozichoutilide50zhangliangpiao、60zhangyoupiao、10zhangbupiao、15zhanggongyejuan,liangchuanmanaoxianglian,shoushoushou,lihuamudayiju、shouyinji、taidengyebufangguo。

dengshoudechabuduo,yizhenqiaoqiaodadazhong。

guhuaijiaozaifangjianliyouzhaodaoleshijichuange。

meigeangeli,doufangleyixieqiqiguaiguaideyaowanheyaofen。

shenmeyangyangfen、mihuyaowan、cuihuanfen、tutoufen......

meigeyaowanyaofendegongnengheyongfa,doubeixiangxijiluzaichenjiufanhuangdezhizhangshang。

zhiqian,guhuaijiaojiushitongguozheichenjiudezhizhang,yijishulicengjieshaoyuanzhumuqinxueguoyi,caituicechuzangyaofenyaowanderenshiyuanzhumuqin。

......

yueheifenggaoye,zhengshidajieyuehuohaoshiji。

souguawanzijifangjian,guhuaijiaojuedingchenzheyese,bagujiashangxiasaodangyibian。

shouxiansaodangde,ziranshigusiyaonaimadefangjian。

......

“shei,sheizaiwaitouzhuangshennonggui?!”

naimalinyidabanyebeiniaobiexing,gangyaoxiachuangqushangcesuo。

yizhuantou,jiukandaochuangwaiyingchuzhangyawuzhuadeguiying。

linyihededanaodangji,shengyindoudaishanglezhanyin。

naohailifengkuangcaiceshinageyuanhun?

nanbuchengshishangzhoubeitadadebansi,rengchuqudenvyong,meinenghuanguozuihouyikouqi,bianchengguilaizhaotafuchoule?

haishilianggeyueqianbeitahuoshengshengqisidesiduitou?

“silaotaipo,woshinizuzonga!!!”

jiuzailinyiyuecaiyuetoupifama,lenghankuangmaoshi,chuangwaidaizheliangfenwanweideshengyinyincecexiangqi,chuangzituranbeifengchuikai,yigeshenchuanbaisezhangqun,zhangzhangheifazhezhuzhengzhanglian,tizhegunzide“guiwu,yidaoguadezitaizhanluzaiyanqian。

huotuotuojiushiliguibenguia。

“a!gui.....gui!!!”

linyihedetongkongfangda,dangchangniaokudang。

“咦,真埋汰!”

“yidabanianjile,haikongzhibuzhuniao。”

chuangwaiguiyingxianqidedunongliangju,zhijieyigunzixiaqu,zouyunlinyi,youzaicixianqidejiangniaodedaochudoushideta,yuanyuandechuaidaoyibian。

zuowanzheiyiqie,guiyingcaibazhedangzhushixiandezhangfaliaodaoerhou。

luchuyizhangjiaoyandemeirenlian。

meirenguhuaijiaosuiyisaoleyiquan,jiukaishifengkuangfanzhaoqilai。

zailinyichuangdixia,tazhaochu10genxiaohuangyu,liangkuailaolishishoubiao。

10zhangbupiao、80zhangliangpiao、yigefeicuishouzhuo、3000kuaixianjin。

gouzhangrenshidelinyi,zhangzhezijishigusiyaodenaima,yougusiyaochengyao,zheixienianfengkuanglaoyoushui,haiduociqiaozhalesuoyuanzhu。

bubatafangjianhaojue,taguhuaijiaodemingzidaoguolaixie。

chuang、yizi、zhuozi、wenzhang、chuanglian,guantayouyongmeiyong,guhuaijiaodouwangkongjianlisai。

......

lingyibian,zhuangxiuhaohuadefangjianli。

gusiliangmanshenshishang,yaosibuhuodetangzaichuangshang。

zuilifengkuangmanmazheguhuaijiao。

zheisicungu,yebuzhidaoshibushipaosantianlengshuihou,banaozipaocongmingle,zhengdetahaocan。

gaodetahunshenshishangbushuo,haibeilelinglianggexingqibuzhunchumen。

yebuzhidao,tawaitousiyangdeneigezhaiwuchanshendeqingfuzenmeyangle?

youmeiyoubeicuizhaidebihenle?

nengbunengkangguolianggexingqi?

buxing,yaoshitaneiqingfuzhendebeizhuizhaidebijile,kangbuzhu,weileqianpashangbiedeguigongzidechuang,jitadaidinglvyouyoudemaozi,yihoutaguershaodemianziwangnage。

gusiliangyuexiangyuexinji,tuozheshanghenleileidequtiwangmenbianzouqu。

gangdakaimen,tajiubeiyidaoshenyingdangzhuqulu。

gusiliangqideyaomashinagebuzhangyande。

jieguo,yimaweibanjingdezanghuahaimeilaidejimachukou,renyemeikanqing。

“嘭!!!”

yigenbitashoubeihaicudemugun,dangtoudaxia。

gusiliangxianghouyidao,meiledongjing。

guhuaijiaozhijiejinwu,batafangjianquanbuhaoguang,zhishengqiangpi。

zheicaimanyidetuozhesizhuyangdegusiliang,rengjindijiaolichoudezuooudechoushuigang。

erhou,talaidaodagegusichengfangjian,rufapaozhi,batafangjianhaokong,rengqugenergegusiliangyiqipaochoushuigang。

sheirangzheilianggechushengburudewanyi,bayuanzhudiuqupaosantianlengshuini。

bixuyederangtamenchangchangpaoleng.....apei,shipaochoushuideziwei。

dangran,gujiaqitadifang,guhuaijiaoyemeifangguo,shangshangxiaxiatongtongsaodangyibian。

youqishixiaolvchagusiyaodefangjian。

linlangmanmudezhubaoshoushi、jihuqingyisequanshibaidafeilipinpaide。

shixiangzhuangdemanmandangdangdexiaohuangyu。

shubuqingdeliangpiao、youpiao、roupiao、bupiao。

liangbencunzhe,50000kuaixianjin。

kejian,tazheijiaqianjinzaigujiayouduomeshouchong。

yuanzhufangjianlideneidiandongxi,hetabiqilai,jianzhimeiyankan。