“zaikaojinyibu,wocaisita!”jiangmingzhudeyijuhua,chenggongdebawangxiuxiangjidingzaiyuandi。
wangxiuxiangmengdiyipaidatui,zuozaidishangkuhaoqilai:“qinmeimeishaqinge,yaobeileipide!”
jiangmingzhuweiweiyixiao,kanxiangpangbianyigemianshandecunmin:“saozi,mafanbangwoqingcunzhangguolaiyitang。”
neisaozilengleyixia,jimangdezhuanshenpaoqujiaocunzhang。
“nibatiedanfangxia!”jiangdalikanzhezijierzibeilinzhenanshou,tazhejideshuoleyiju。
huidajiangdalideshijiangmingzhushouyishoujin,tiedanganjuebozigengle,nanshoudeliangtiaoxiaotuibutingdidengchuaizhe。
“haohaohao……nibufangjiubufang!nibiezailetale。”jiangdalihedelianlianbaishou,shengpajiangmingzhuyigemeikongzhizhuliqibataerzijilesi。
jiangmingzhuzheicaiweiweidesonglelidu,tiedanyebuzhengzhale。
“zheishizenmele?”cunzhangtingshuoyaosirenle,neishiyiliuxiaopaoganguolaide。
wangxiuxiangyijiancunzhang,keshilailezhuxingu:“cunzhanga!womenyaobeiqifusile!”
“jiangmingzhucaihuilai,jiuyaonongsiwoxiaoerzidasunzi!”
“zheishimeihaorenhuodedaoerle!”
cunzhangmeilihuikudebitiyanleiyiliandewangxiuxiang,ershikanzhejiangmingzhu:“jiangjiayatou,youshenmehuahaohaoshuo。”
“kebunengnaochurenminglai。”
biekanjiangmingzhushoulilinzheyige,jiaoxiacaizheyige,danshi,mianduicunzhangdeshihou,tahaishihenzhengchangde:“cunzhang,woyaogenjiangjiaduanqin。”
“duanqin,zuomeng!”wangxiuxiangaodeyisangzijiuhaolechulai。
“nikeshiwoshiyuehuaitaishenshangdiaoxialaiderou!”
cunzhangyebuzantong:“jiangjiayatou,nizheiyihuilaijiuduanqin……keshuobuguoqu。”
“buduanqinyexing。”jiangmingzhuqingxiaoyisheng。
jiangdalichayidekanzhejiangmingzhu,tazheimehaoshuohua?
jiangmingzhuweiweiyihuangshoulilinzhedetiedan,gouchunqianxiao:“neiwoyekeyimianweiqinandedangguer。”
wangxiuxianglengzhule,jiangdalimeitingdong。
周围村民面面相觑。
cunzhangsihumingbaileshenme,muguangcongdishanghunmidejiangsanliyubeilinzhedetiedanshenshanglaihuidezhuanyouleliangquan,zheicaiseshengwendao:“jiangjiayatou,ni、nizenmedangguer?”
“niqinren、qinrendou、douzai……”
jiangmingzhuqingxiaosuiyidao:“tamenkeyibuzaide。”
“miegemen,youbushiduonandeshier,nishuoshiba,cunzhang?”
shuadeyixia,zhouweicunminjipigedaquandoumaolechulai,xiayishidehoutuijibu,jinliangdeyuanlijiangmingzhu。
忒太吓人!
jiangjiayatourourouruoruode,zen、zenmeshuochulaizheizhonghua?
pianpiande,tamenjingranhaobuhuaiyijiangjiayatoudeshuofa。
zongganjue、zongganjue,tayidinghuishuodaozuodao。
jiangdaliputongyixiatanzuozaidi,lianbaideyidianerxuesedoumeiyou。
wangxiuxiangyehedehunshenchouchu,danhaishizuiyingdekebafanbo:“ni、nigansharen?xiantaiye、xiantaiyezhua、zhuani……”
duiyuwangxiuxiangdeweixie,jiangmingzhuzhishimanbuzaihudeyixiao:“ng,zaizenmezhuawo,yedeshinimenquandousilezhihou。”
“nisihoudeshiqingjiubuyongcaoxinle。”
wangxiuxiangqiuzhudekanxiangcunzhang。
cunzhangganbabadequanzhe:“jiangjiayatou,doushiyijiaren……naochengzheiyang,hebini?”
jiangmingzhukanxiangcunzhang:“cunzhang,dangnianbeibaocuo,shiwodecuo?”
cunzhanglikeyaotou:“ziranbushi。”
“neiwohuilai,jiuhuogaibeitamensuanjidangnulisihoutamenyijiazi?”jiangmingzhushenshouyizhiwangxiuxiang。
wangxiuxiangbufuqidefanbo:“sheisuanjinile?”
“jiangsanliqujiewo,yilushangjiuzaidayawo,badangnianbaocuohaizideshiqing,yinganzaiwotoushang。”jiangmingzhulengxiao。
“daolejiamenkou,nichulaikoukoushengshengwendedoushishenyueqing,tiedanrangwopeitagugu。”
“zenme?wohaimeitajinjiangjiadedamen,jiuchenglegaiqiandaowanguadedaerenle?”
“niganshuo,yihoujiangjiadehuoer,bushituijiwoyigerenzuo?”
wangxiuxiangmuguangshanduo:“cunlirenzirandoushiyaoganhuoerde,niyiweinihaishidahurenjiadeqianjin**a?”
jiangmingzhuchixiao:“shenyueqingzaijiangjiashenmedoubugan,wojiuyaogan?”
“niyiweiwoyoubing,paodaonijiashounve?”
cunlirenshensefuzadekanzhejiangjiaren,zheijiarenshibushifengle?
duiyangnvneimehao,duiqinshengnverzheimekeke,zaxiangde?
cunzhangkanwangxiuxiangzheifanyinghaiyoushenmebumingbaide?
tazhongzhongdetanlekouqi:“baoguijiade,nizheishinongshenmeni?”
danfanjiangmingzhuzheiyatoushigexingziruande,jiuyaobeinaniezhule。
kexi,jiangjiarentidaotiebanle,jiangmingzhujiushigebuyaomingdefengzi。
jiangjiarenmeinongdaobandianerhaochu,tamendexinsihaibeijiechuan,rangquancunrendouzhidaotamensuanjiqinshengnver。
diulezheimedaderen,hebini?
“duanqinjiuduanqin!”jiangbaoguichenzhelian,congwulichulai。
“womenjiangjiameinizheiyangdechusheng!”
jiangmingzhuxiaoyiyingying:“nimenzheiyiwochushengxiangqinxiangai,woshigeren,nijiadangranbuhuiyouwo。”
jiangbaoguizaijiashuoyibuer,heshishouguozheigeqi?
taqideliansetieqing:“cunzhang,womenduanqin!xianzaijiuduan!”
cunzhangtanlekouqi,zhidaoshiqingyijingmeiyouwanhuideyudi:“xing,woquzhaoren。”
cunlidelaorenyaozhaolai,zongyaozuogejianzheng,haiyaorangrenxieduanqinshu。
zheigeyaonadaoyamenqubeian。
“jiranduanqinle,nimenfenjijiangmingzhushenmedongxi,zanmendouxieqingchu,shengdeyihoubaichebuqing。nimenjiali……”
cunzhangdehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeiwangxiuxiangdaduan。
“shenmedongxi?jialinayangdongxigentayouguanxi?”
“womeizhaotayaoyihoudeyanglaoqianjiubucuole!”
cunzhangtingdeshimudengkoudai:“ta、tazijihuilaide,shenmedoumeiyou,nimenyidianerdongxidoubufenjita?”
gangcaitahaijuedejiangmingzhuyoushiduanqinyoushimiemendeguofen。
xianzaijiangjiarendezuofa,rangtadunshijuede,jiangmingzhuhuineiyang,quandoushibeijiangjiarenjibide。
nanguaijiangmingzhuhuizheimenaoteng。
zheishizaojiukanchuanlejiangjiarendezhenmianmu。
她不进这个泥潭!
“tayoumeiyoudongxi,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”wangxiuxiangxianqideyipiezui。
“danglezheimeduonianda**,tameigesifangqian?sheixin?”
tahaipansuanzhe,jiangmingzhuhuilai,tabajiangmingzhudeqianquandouyaoguolai。
youleqian,jiunengjixiaoerziquxifuer,songdasunziquxuetangle。
nalixiangdao,jiangmingzhujiuyishenbuyihuilaile,erqielianjianshoushidoumeiyou。
tayiwenqiandoulaobudao,haijijiangmingzhudongxi?
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