第3章

“zaikaojinyibu,wocaisita!”jiangmingzhudeyijuhua,chenggongdebawangxiuxiangjidingzaiyuandi。

wangxiuxiangmengdiyipaidatui,zuozaidishangkuhaoqilai:“qinmeimeishaqinge,yaobeileipide!”

jiangmingzhuweiweiyixiao,kanxiangpangbianyigemianshandecunmin:“saozi,mafanbangwoqingcunzhangguolaiyitang。”

neisaozilengleyixia,jimangdezhuanshenpaoqujiaocunzhang。

“nibatiedanfangxia!”jiangdalikanzhezijierzibeilinzhenanshou,tazhejideshuoleyiju。

huidajiangdalideshijiangmingzhushouyishoujin,tiedanganjuebozigengle,nanshoudeliangtiaoxiaotuibutingdidengchuaizhe。

“haohaohao……nibufangjiubufang!nibiezailetale。”jiangdalihedelianlianbaishou,shengpajiangmingzhuyigemeikongzhizhuliqibataerzijilesi。

jiangmingzhuzheicaiweiweidesonglelidu,tiedanyebuzhengzhale。

“zheishizenmele?”cunzhangtingshuoyaosirenle,neishiyiliuxiaopaoganguolaide。

wangxiuxiangyijiancunzhang,keshilailezhuxingu:“cunzhanga!womenyaobeiqifusile!”

“jiangmingzhucaihuilai,jiuyaonongsiwoxiaoerzidasunzi!”

“zheishimeihaorenhuodedaoerle!”

cunzhangmeilihuikudebitiyanleiyiliandewangxiuxiang,ershikanzhejiangmingzhu:“jiangjiayatou,youshenmehuahaohaoshuo。”

“kebunengnaochurenminglai。”

biekanjiangmingzhushoulilinzheyige,jiaoxiacaizheyige,danshi,mianduicunzhangdeshihou,tahaishihenzhengchangde:“cunzhang,woyaogenjiangjiaduanqin。”

“duanqin,zuomeng!”wangxiuxiangaodeyisangzijiuhaolechulai。

“nikeshiwoshiyuehuaitaishenshangdiaoxialaiderou!”

cunzhangyebuzantong:“jiangjiayatou,nizheiyihuilaijiuduanqin……keshuobuguoqu。”

“buduanqinyexing。”jiangmingzhuqingxiaoyisheng。

jiangdalichayidekanzhejiangmingzhu,tazheimehaoshuohua?

jiangmingzhuweiweiyihuangshoulilinzhedetiedan,gouchunqianxiao:“neiwoyekeyimianweiqinandedangguer。”

wangxiuxianglengzhule,jiangdalimeitingdong。

周围村民面面相觑。

cunzhangsihumingbaileshenme,muguangcongdishanghunmidejiangsanliyubeilinzhedetiedanshenshanglaihuidezhuanyouleliangquan,zheicaiseshengwendao:“jiangjiayatou,ni、nizenmedangguer?”

“niqinren、qinrendou、douzai……”

jiangmingzhuqingxiaosuiyidao:“tamenkeyibuzaide。”

“miegemen,youbushiduonandeshier,nishuoshiba,cunzhang?”

shuadeyixia,zhouweicunminjipigedaquandoumaolechulai,xiayishidehoutuijibu,jinliangdeyuanlijiangmingzhu。

忒太吓人!

jiangjiayatourourouruoruode,zen、zenmeshuochulaizheizhonghua?

pianpiande,tamenjingranhaobuhuaiyijiangjiayatoudeshuofa。

zongganjue、zongganjue,tayidinghuishuodaozuodao。

jiangdaliputongyixiatanzuozaidi,lianbaideyidianerxuesedoumeiyou。

wangxiuxiangyehedehunshenchouchu,danhaishizuiyingdekebafanbo:“ni、nigansharen?xiantaiye、xiantaiyezhua、zhuani……”

duiyuwangxiuxiangdeweixie,jiangmingzhuzhishimanbuzaihudeyixiao:“ng,zaizenmezhuawo,yedeshinimenquandousilezhihou。”

“nisihoudeshiqingjiubuyongcaoxinle。”

wangxiuxiangqiuzhudekanxiangcunzhang。

cunzhangganbabadequanzhe:“jiangjiayatou,doushiyijiaren……naochengzheiyang,hebini?”

jiangmingzhukanxiangcunzhang:“cunzhang,dangnianbeibaocuo,shiwodecuo?”

cunzhanglikeyaotou:“ziranbushi。”

“neiwohuilai,jiuhuogaibeitamensuanjidangnulisihoutamenyijiazi?”jiangmingzhushenshouyizhiwangxiuxiang。

wangxiuxiangbufuqidefanbo:“sheisuanjinile?”

“jiangsanliqujiewo,yilushangjiuzaidayawo,badangnianbaocuohaizideshiqing,yinganzaiwotoushang。”jiangmingzhulengxiao。

“daolejiamenkou,nichulaikoukoushengshengwendedoushishenyueqing,tiedanrangwopeitagugu。”

“zenme?wohaimeitajinjiangjiadedamen,jiuchenglegaiqiandaowanguadedaerenle?”

“niganshuo,yihoujiangjiadehuoer,bushituijiwoyigerenzuo?”

wangxiuxiangmuguangshanduo:“cunlirenzirandoushiyaoganhuoerde,niyiweinihaishidahurenjiadeqianjin**a?”

jiangmingzhuchixiao:“shenyueqingzaijiangjiashenmedoubugan,wojiuyaogan?”

“niyiweiwoyoubing,paodaonijiashounve?”

cunlirenshensefuzadekanzhejiangjiaren,zheijiarenshibushifengle?

duiyangnvneimehao,duiqinshengnverzheimekeke,zaxiangde?

cunzhangkanwangxiuxiangzheifanyinghaiyoushenmebumingbaide?

tazhongzhongdetanlekouqi:“baoguijiade,nizheishinongshenmeni?”

danfanjiangmingzhuzheiyatoushigexingziruande,jiuyaobeinaniezhule。

kexi,jiangjiarentidaotiebanle,jiangmingzhujiushigebuyaomingdefengzi。

jiangjiarenmeinongdaobandianerhaochu,tamendexinsihaibeijiechuan,rangquancunrendouzhidaotamensuanjiqinshengnver。

diulezheimedaderen,hebini?

“duanqinjiuduanqin!”jiangbaoguichenzhelian,congwulichulai。

“womenjiangjiameinizheiyangdechusheng!”

jiangmingzhuxiaoyiyingying:“nimenzheiyiwochushengxiangqinxiangai,woshigeren,nijiadangranbuhuiyouwo。”

jiangbaoguizaijiashuoyibuer,heshishouguozheigeqi?

taqideliansetieqing:“cunzhang,womenduanqin!xianzaijiuduan!”

cunzhangtanlekouqi,zhidaoshiqingyijingmeiyouwanhuideyudi:“xing,woquzhaoren。”

cunlidelaorenyaozhaolai,zongyaozuogejianzheng,haiyaorangrenxieduanqinshu。

zheigeyaonadaoyamenqubeian。

“jiranduanqinle,nimenfenjijiangmingzhushenmedongxi,zanmendouxieqingchu,shengdeyihoubaichebuqing。nimenjiali……”

cunzhangdehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeiwangxiuxiangdaduan。

“shenmedongxi?jialinayangdongxigentayouguanxi?”

“womeizhaotayaoyihoudeyanglaoqianjiubucuole!”

cunzhangtingdeshimudengkoudai:“ta、tazijihuilaide,shenmedoumeiyou,nimenyidianerdongxidoubufenjita?”

gangcaitahaijuedejiangmingzhuyoushiduanqinyoushimiemendeguofen。

xianzaijiangjiarendezuofa,rangtadunshijuede,jiangmingzhuhuineiyang,quandoushibeijiangjiarenjibide。

nanguaijiangmingzhuhuizheimenaoteng。

zheishizaojiukanchuanlejiangjiarendezhenmianmu。

她不进这个泥潭!

“tayoumeiyoudongxi,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”wangxiuxiangxianqideyipiezui。

“danglezheimeduonianda**,tameigesifangqian?sheixin?”

tahaipansuanzhe,jiangmingzhuhuilai,tabajiangmingzhudeqianquandouyaoguolai。

youleqian,jiunengjixiaoerziquxifuer,songdasunziquxuetangle。

nalixiangdao,jiangmingzhujiuyishenbuyihuilaile,erqielianjianshoushidoumeiyou。

tayiwenqiandoulaobudao,haijijiangmingzhudongxi?

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