“zheishuangxieduoguinizhidaoma?wogaosuni,nijintianyaoshipeibulewo,jiudexinganqingyuanzuowodeyahuanrangwoshihuan!”
zicongshangcichifandeshiqing,bainuojiuyuelaiyuezhenduiwo,dagaishijuedewoshiweiyiyigebuguitiantade“pingmin”,yushisantianliangtoudaizhelingwailianggerenqifuwo。
wobenlaizhishijuedehaoxiao,kantiaoliangxiaochou,buguoxianzaiyijingshicaidaolewodedixian,wojuebuhuishouruan。
laohubufawei,nidangwoshimaloua!
wonaqijiandaozhijiebaxiezijianlan,shanghaodexiaoyangpijiuzheiyangbeiwochuogedadong。
“kan,zheicaijiaogaohuaile!”
bainuoyandoukanzhile,shenzhimeiyoulaidejizuzhiwo。fanyingguolaizhihou,tajianjiaoqilai,damawoshishenjingbing。
zheishuangxiekeshitashengchijianyonghaojiuhaisichujieqiancaimaidaode!
bainuoxintengdeyanleidoukuaidiaochulaile。
“woshiqiongren,fanzhengkendingshipeibuqide,niyaoshizaigantiyicirangwojinizuoshenmeyahuan,wodejiandaokebuganbaozhenghuibuhuizainidebaoshangkaidong!”
sangerendoubeiwohedebuganzaishuoyijuhua,wonazhejiandaoehenhendeyanshenzaixiangbiyijingzaitamenxinliliuxialeyinying。
meiduojiu,banshangdetongxueduiwotoulaiyiyangdeyanshen,biqiyanedaogengxiangshitongqing。
xuexiweiyuanzaipangbianchouchubantian,caiguolaigenwoshuoleyuanyin。
wozheicaizhidao,bainuohechenhuananduozaiwaimianfengkuangshuowoyigerenbalingtamensangeren,zhengchangrenkendingbuxina,yong**xiangyezhidaosheishibalingfang,yushifenfentongqingqiwodechujing。
wochadianjiureleiyingkuang,haishizhengchangrenduoa!
zhidaodajiadoubuxin,woyejiubupashenme,chuqubainuoneibangzigenban,haiyousheilihuitani。
jiulianbainuotichuqingtamenqujialicanguan,douhaoxianggendedaohuangshangshangcidetaijianside,manlianduixiao,shengpazijibeijuzhimenwai。
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bainuozhigaoqiyangdedaizheyixingrenlaidaolebieshu,xuezhangdaoshibujianwai,dangzijijiayiyangzhaohubieren,wokandaotalaineitaojiuexin。
kandaowoyegenlaile,taxiangfazuoyouyouxiepawo,miansehuoxiangtunleyizhicangying。
“zheimehaodefangzimeijianguoba,kanshenmiaozheimeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,koushuidouyaoliuxialai。”
“nuonuohaoxinqingwomenlaitajiawan,youderenyitingshuomianfeicengchicenghewenzheweijiulaile,zhengoubuyaoliande!”
“suanlesuanle,bielita,huiqisile!”
“nikantaneigeyangzi,pingshijiushizheiyangzaiqinshiqifuwomennuonuode!zhuaishenmea,qiongsuanweikebiebabieshugaozangle!”
bierenmeijianguowofafengdechengdu,ziranshimashangtiaochulaiweihuangdibixiachuqi,duiwoyoushiyidunxiuru。
wolandelitamen,jinmendeshihouwojiazhuangbudongguyidashenghanqilaiqilai。
“weishenmezheigemenyouzhiwensuo,niquefeiyaoyongyaochikaimenni?”
bainuodenglewoyiyan,yilianguoranshixiangbalaodeyangzi。
“zhiwensuomeiyoushezhieryi,womenjiarendoubuzenmelaizheibianzhu。”
“nidongshenmea,xueliangciyeshizhuangqilaile,yizhangzuijiubaoluzijimeijianguoshimian,haibugoudiurende。”
woshangqianquzhijiebazijidezhiwenanshangqu,bainuojimangyaozhuaiwo。
“你干什……”
下一秒门就打开了。
所有人都傻眼了。
weishenmeshenmiaodezhiwennengdakaibainuojiadedamen?!bainuobushishuozheishizijijiadebieshuma?
feihua!wozaixinlikuangfanbaiyan。
shaquemen,yinweizheijiushiwojia!
qianliangtian,wojibaiyifaxinxirangtazheizhoulaibafangzishoushihao,haibayaochiliujita,meigaosutazheigemenyijingqiyonglezhiwenkaisuo。
wojiushixiangkankanbainuoshibushihuiliyongzheigejihui,guoran,haizhenshihuodaolaozhuangdaolaoa!
bainuohuangleshen,tayebuzhidaoweishenmewodezhiwennengdakaimen。
danshitaxinlisuzhiqianga,henkuaijiuyifuhuangrandawudeyangzi。
“yuanlaimenhuailea!woshuozenmegangcaidoubuliangdeng,bamayinggaishitaimangwangjizhufuwole。womashangzhaorenguolaixiuyixia,dajiaxianjinquba,biehuailexingzhi!”
zhenzhengdehoulianpizhiwangyirandansheng,wojianzhixiangweitadeyanjiguzhangle!
zheiduanxiaochaquyihuierjiubeidajiapaozainaohou,yinweidajiakandaolelutianyouyongchi。
yixingrenwubuluchuxianmudeshense,zaiyemeirenhuihuaiyizheibushibainuojiale,kankanzheicaishida**gaizhudedifang。jializheimeyouqian,piqibahudianyeshiyinggaide。
wobulijiren,jingzitandaoleshafashang。
“zhenbazheilidangzijijiale,renbuyaolianjiushihuodetongkuaia!”
“shia,youderenbuyaolianjiunengdangshangda**ni!”
mianduichaofeng,wofanchunxiangji。doudaowodedipanlaile,wokebuhaipa。
bainuodeyanlishanguoyisihendu。meicidoushishenmiao!
tapingshenmejiunenghaobuzaiyi,bazijidangchengneixiepingminyiyang!taxinxinkukudaozheiyibujiushiyaodajiadouxianmuta,yongneizhongyongyuandabudaodeyanshenkanzheta。
keshishenmiaobieshuoxianmu,jiulianyidiandianjidudoumeiyou!
一个穷逼装什么?
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woqishenquheshui,buzhidaosheiconghoubiantuilewoyiba,zhuoshangdehuapingdiaozaidishangshuaichenglesuipian。
zhongrendemuguangdoubeizheishengxiangxiyinguolai,bainuokuazhangdidahan。
“shenmiao!niyetaibuxiaoxinleba!nizhidaozheigeyaoduoshaoqianma,banimailedoupeibuqi!”
“kanzainishitongxuedemianzishang,wojiusuannishiwanhaole,niyaoshinabuchulai,jintianjiubiexiangzou!”
dajiayongkanhaoxidemuguangweizhuwo,qizhonghaijiazazheyisitongqing。
shiwankuaiqian,zheibushiguyinanweirenma?putongrennanengfenfenzhongjiutaochugejishiwanlaia,jiusuanshiyingjiqujie,jiegejiwandaoyehaishuodeguoqu。
wolengxiaoyisheng,taochushoujifaletiaoxinxi。
“hao,zheikeshinishuode。”
kanzhewoqidingshenxiandeyangzi,bainuoxinlimomingyoudianbuan,zheigentaxiangdebutaiyiyanga。
buguotahaizhenbuxinshenmiaojiunengpingkongtaochugeshiwanlai,gujiyezhishizaizhuang,wodaoyaokankantazenmejiejue!
woyingshangbainuodemuguang,batadexinsikandeqingqingchuchu。
henkuai,baiyitizheyidaizixianjincongcongganlai。
takandaobainuohezheimeduorendouzaichang,yixiazihuangzhangqilai,lianmanggenwodaoqian。
“da**,zheishinuonuoqiannideshiwan,woganggangquchulaide!”
“wobuzhidaonuonuohuidairenlai,wodaititaxiangnidaoqian,nijiuyuanliangtaba,kanzaiwodeqingmianshang,raotayici!”
weiguantongxuequanbushayanle,tajiaosheida**?
zheigechuanzhedabantulituqi,baomuyiyangderencaishibainuodeqinshengmuqin?
bainuojideyandouhongle,shenmiaojuranjiushishenjiadeda**?!
tashangqianyibatuidaowanzheyaodebaiyi,qijibaihuaidahan。
“nihushuobadaoshenme!zheijiushiwojia!wobamakeshiyouqianren,wogenbenburenshini!”
meixiangdaobainuoyijingfengdiandaozheizhongdibu,baiyideyanliyeshizizehechayi。
“dajiabuyaoxiangxintamen,nichuandezheimeqiongsuancaibushiwoma!wokannishishenmiaodemamaba,qiongguihaipianren,zhenshibuyao……a!”
bainuohuameishuowan,jiubeibaiyihenhendidaleyibazhang!
wobamayeganlaikandaolezheiyimu。womayixianghaopiqiyeheilelian,kanzheijiashi,bainuozaixuexiaokendingmeishaojiwoshouqi,tashigehuduanderen,nalishoudele!
“wokemeiyounizheiyangdenver!”
“baiyi,nizijijiejueba,yihoujiuxianbuyongguolaile。”
tayanliqinzheyanlei,sihubuganxiangxinzheiyiqie。jiuzaishunjian,tadeyiqiedoubeijiechuan,haihaizijimamadiulegongzuo。
doushiyinweitama!bainuoshuaikaibaiyideshou,dakuqilai。
“douguainidouguaini!yaobushiniguolai,zheiyiqiejiubuhuifasheng!”
“wobenlaikeyiyizhiguozheda**deshenghuo,niweishenmebubangwo!”
baiyihaoxiangcanglaoleshisui,xiangwomenbutingdidaoqian,zuihouhaoburongyicaijiangkukutitidebainuolazoule。
shenmiaojurancaishizhenzhengdeda**!suoyourenkanwodeyanshendoubianle。
wobudengtamenayufengchengjiujiangtamenyigegeqinglechuqu。
linzouqian,xuezhangyiliangangadecengguolai:“miaomiao,nideqizhigenbainuojiubushiyigedengjide,wozhiqianyeshibeipianle,nixianzainengbuneng……”
“滚。”
“越快越好。”
我头也不回。
fangpiyiyangdehua,jianzhijiushilangfeiwodeshijian。
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buguanchenhuanheanduozenmeduizhexiaoliandaoqian,wodoumeiyougaibianyaobanchulaizijizhudeniantou。
xianzaibainuozaiqinshidediweikeyishuoshiyiluoqianzhang,huixiangqigenzhe“jiaqianjin”xiuruwodeneixierizi,chenhuanheanduokanzhewodeyanshenlidaizheganga。
neixiebaobaohexiezibaiyilinzouqiandouhaijiwole,jiulianbeibainuomaidiaodejigeyebeibaiyibizherangtajiwodaleqiantiao,xianzaiwoshibainuozuidadezhaizhu。
banchulaijigeyuehou,wodeshenghuofashengleyixiegaibian,wangchangneixiechaofengwoderendouhaoxiangyiyezhijianzhuanxingle,fenfenyaohewozuopengyou。
xuezhangyeduzhewoshenqingbiaobailejici,danshiwozaojiubazheigeruanfannandebenxingkantou,meicidoushizhijielikai。
jiushizheidianbijiaomafan,woyoudianhuainianyinzangshenfendeshihoule。
neixiedaiyoumudewoyigeyemeili,meitianchuleshangkejiushizhuzaixiaowaihepengyoudaizaiyiqi。
gangkaishineixierenhaiqijibaihuaishuowoshuada**piqi,qishijiushifeiwushenmeyebuhui。
beiwodeqimochengjidalianzhihou,zheixieshengyinyexiaoshile。
daxuekeshiwozijixinxinkukukaode,youqiangenxuexihaoyoubuchongtu。
jiaqidaolai,wojiangzheijianqipadeshiqingyuanyuanbenbendejiangjilepengyou,tamenshengqideyaotiwochutou,beiwolanzhule。
jigerenzhengzaidengnaicha,woyiyanrenchuleqiantaideshenyingzhengshibainuo。
tachuanzhedianlitongyidegongzuofu,zhengshoumangjiaoluandenazhedanzi,kerendengdehuoqishanglai,pitougailiandigentafaqipiqi。
taconglaimeiyoushouguozheizhongku,nalixiguanlebeirenshihuan,benlaijiuweiqu,beidianzhangcuileliangjujiuliaoxiagongzuobaiqilelianse。
haoxiangshizhuyidaowodemuguang,bainuohuangzhangdijiangkouzhaowuzailelianshang,pabeiworenchulaisideditouwanghouduo,quebuxiaoxindafanletongshidiaodeniuru。
又是一顿责骂。
pengyouwenwozaikanshenme,woyaoyaotouxiaozheshouhuishixian。
sheishuoda**jiuyidingyaoshixiangwuneng,bainuozheiyangdexingge,yongyuankanbudaoqitaren,zhenchengleda**haibuzhidaoduoshaorenzaoyang。
xiangyaodedongxibenlaijiuyaozijizhengququdedao,buzhidaotanengbunengmingbaizheigedaoli。
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