【di！jiancedaoqianglieqiechuncuidemeishi**yinian！】
【‘meishichengbaxitong’zhengzaibangdingsuzhu……】
【bangdingchenggong！suzhu：shenmianmian（linghunqihedu100%）。】
【xinshourenwu：wanchengyicipengren（yidacheng）。】
【xinshoujianglifafang：chuyijinengdian+1（yizidongfenpeizhi‘miandian’fenzhi），‘jichudongchazhiyan’（beidong）。】
yilianchuanbingleng、haowuganqingdejixieyin，zhijiezaiwonaozilizhakai！
wohedechadianbashoulidezhenglonggaizirengchuqu！
谁？！
我猛地环顾四周。
xiaochufangliyijiuzhiyouwoyigeren，shuiqiyinyun，zaotanglidechaihuopipazuoxiang。
幻听？
【xitongtishi：benxitongcunzaiyusuzhuyishikongjian，feishiti，jinsuzhukeganzhi。】
neishengyinyouxiangqilaile，daizhediangongshigongbandekeban。
系统？
美食称霸系统？
wo……bangdingleyige……xitong？
naoziliyipianhunluan。zheiwanyier，bichuanyuechengjiaqianjinhailipu！
【xinshourenwujiangliyifafang，qingsuzhuchashou。】
suizhezheitishiyinluoxia，wohuranganjuenaoziliduolediandongxi。guanyuroumian、famian、ganpi、niezhe……zheixiewoyuanbenjiushuxiwubidedongzuo，sihubeimouzhongliliangshuli、youhualeyibian，biande……gengjiaqingxi、gengjiadexinyingshou？
haiyou……jichudongchazhiyan？
woxiayishidikanxiangzaotaishanggangchuguodeneiyilongbaozi。
【mingcheng：zhuroudacongbao】
【pinzhi：putong（yinshicaijigongjuxianzhi）】
【xiaoguo：baofu（+），jichutilihuifu（weiruo+）】
【pingjia：shoufaxianshu，huohouqiadaohaochu，rouxiandiaoweijunheng，mianpisongruankekou。zaifansushiwuzhong，yidabucuoshuizhun。】
jixingdanlansede、bantoumingdewenzi，tuwudipiaofuzaineilongreqitengtengdebaozishangfang！
woshijingzhalezhayan，wenzihaizai！
不是幻觉！
wozhende……bangdingleyigenengkandaoshiwuxinxidexitong？
zheiwanyier……nengbangwo“chengbahougong”？kaozuobaozi？！
wozhengduizheneilongbaozifadai，naoziliyituanluanma，xitongtishiyinyoulaile：
【chufazhixianrenwu：fenxiangdexiyue】
【renwumiaoshu：jiangqinshou**demeishifenxiangjizhishaoyiweimubiaoduixiang（feisuzhubenren），bingshiqichansheng‘yuyue’huo‘manzu’qingxu。】
【renwujiangli：chuyijinengdian+1，suijijichushicaiyifen。】
分享？
给谁？
woxiayishidikanxiangmenkou。
jiuzaizheishi，xiaochufangdemenbeiqingqingtuikaiyitiaofeng。
yizhangyuanhuhu、daizhedianyingerfeidexiaoliantanlejinlai，biyixidong，yanjingliangjingjingdidingzhezaotaishangneilongbaipangdebaozi。
shishenfurenyuanzilifuzedasaodexiaoyahuan，jiaoxiaoyuan。nianjibuda，yejiushiersansuideyangzi，pingshikanzheqieshengshengde。
“da……da**？”xiaoyuankandaowo，heleyitiao，xiaolianyibai，xiayishijiuxiangsuohuiqu。
“jinlaiba。”wokaikoujiaozhuta。
xiaoyuanyouyuleyixia，haishituikaimen，qieshengshengdinuolejinlai，yanjingquenianzaineilongbaozishangyibukai，duzihaibuheshiyidi“gulu”jiaoleyisheng。
talianshunjianzhangdetonghong，toumaidegengdile。
“饿了？”我问。
xiaoyuandiandiantou，youfeikuaidiyaotou，shengyinxiruowenna：“mei……meiyou……”
“gangchuguodebaozi，changchang？”wonaqiyige，yongganjingdepanzizhuangzhe，dijita。
xiaoyuanyanjingmengdizhengda，nanyizhixindikanzhewo，youkankanneigesanfazheyourenreqihexiangweidebaozi，yanlekoukoushui，quebuganjie：“nu……nubibugan……”
“nazhe。”wobapanzisaidaotashouli，“woyigerenyechibuwan。”
wenredepanzirushou，baozidexiangqizhiwangbizilizuan。xiaoyuankankanwo，youkankanbaozi，zhongyudidangbuzhuyouhuo，xiaoxiaoshengshuoleju：“xiexieda**……”
tanaqibaozi，xiaoxinyiyidiyaoleyikou。
songruandemianpi，guntangxianmeiderouzhishunjianyongrukouzhong。
“wu！”xiaoyuandeyanjingyixiazidengdeliuyuan，xiangshifaxianleshenmebukesiyidezhenbao，saibangzigugude，yegubushangtang，feikuaidijujiaoqilai。
【目标对象：小圆】
【qingxuzhuangtai：jiduyuyue！jidumanzu！】
【duisuzhuhaogandu：+5（dangqianhaogandu：15，youshan）】
【zhixianrenwu‘fenxiangdexiyue’wancheng！】
【jianglifafang：chuyijinengdian+1，suijijichushicai‘youzhixiaocong’yiba（yicunruxitongkongjian）。】
成了！
wokanzhexiaoyuanchideyilianxingfumanzudeyangzi，zijixinliyemomingdiyongshangyigunuanyihechengjiugan。
yuanlairangrenchidaowozuodedongxigandaokaixin，shizheimeshufudeyijianshi。
“好吃吗？”我问。
“haochi！taihaochile！”xiaoyuanpinmingdiantou，yanjingliangdexiangxingxing，“da**，ninzuodebaozibidachufangliushenzuodehaihaochi！woconglaimeichiguozheimexiangdebaozi！”
她的话音刚落——
“heng！shenmexiangdechoude，yeganzaibeihoujiaozhujiadeshegen？”
yigekebodeshengyinturancongmenkouchuanlai。
wohexiaoyuandouheleyitiao。
zhijianyigechuanzhetimianchouduanyishang、toufashudeyisibugoudezhongnianfurenzhanzaimenkou，banzheyizhanglian，yanshenlinglidisaoguoxiaoyuanshoulidebaozi，youluozaiwoshenshang。
shishenfurenshenbianzuidelideguanshimama，xingwang，fulixiarendoujiaotawangmama。tingshuotanianqingshishigonglifangchulaide，guijujida，yanshendudehen，fulidexiaoyatoumeijigebupatade。
xiaoyuandelian“shua”diyixiabaile，shoulidebangebaozi“pada”diaozaidishang，taputongyishengjiuguixiale：“wangmamashuzui！nubi……nubi……”
wangmamameilita，muguangxiangdaoziyiyangguaguowoxizhedeweiqun、zhanzhemianfendeshou，haiyouzaotaishangneilonggegeburudebaozi，meitouningchenglegeda。
“da**！”tadeshengyinbagao，daizhenongzhongdebuzantongheyisibuyichajuedebiyi，“ninshishenmeshenfen？zenkezigan**，paodaozheiyouyanwuhuizhidi，zuozheidengcubixiarendehuoji？zheiyaoshichuanchuqu，shenjiadelianmianwangnage？furenzhidaole，gaiduoshangxin！”
“haiyouni！”tazhuanxiangguizaidishangsesefadoudexiaoyuan，“toulanshuahua，siruxiaochufang，haiganwangyidachufangdeshouyi？guijudouxuedaogouduziliqule？zijiquguanshifanglingshixiashouban！zaiyouxiaci，zixinidepi！”
xiaoyuanhedehunshenfadou，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，yigeziyebuganshuo。
wokanzhewangmamaneizhangxieman“guijutitong”delian，zaikankandishangneigebeicaizangde、wocengyinyiweiaodebaozi，yiguwuminghuo“cheng”dijiumaoleshanglai。
身份？脸面？
jiuyinweiwoshi“shenjiada**”，suoyilianzuodianzijixihuanchidedongxi，douchengle“zigan**”？
woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxintoudehuoqi，jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing：“wangmama，shiworangxiaoyuanjinlaide。baoziyeshiworangtachide。niyaofa，lianwoyiqifahaole。”
wangmamaxianranmeiliaodaowohuidingzhuangta，lengleyixia，suijiliansegengchen：“da**！ninganghuifu，xuduoguijubudong，laonulijie。danninyaozhidao，ninshishenjiadedizhangnv！yijuyidongdoudaibiaozheshenjiademenmei！zheidengpaochuzhishi，ziyouxiarenqucaochi！ningaixuedeshiqinqishuhua，shiguanjialishi，shiruhezuoyigezhenzhengdemingmenshunv！erbushi……”
tadehuameishuowan，danyanshensaoguoneilongbaozidexianqi，yijingshuomingleyiqie。
“erbushixiangxianzaizheiyang，yishenyouyan，cubibukan，diurenxianyan！”tahoumiandehuameishuochulai，danneiyanshenfenmingjiushizheigeyisi。
cubibukan？diurenxianyan？
就因为我会做包子？
wojinjinzuanzhequantou，zhijiaqiajinzhangxin。shoubeitangshangdedifangyouyinyinzuotong。
“wangmamajiaoxundeshi。”wochuixiayan，shengyinmeishenmeqifu，“wojizhule。”
wangmamajianwo“furuan”，lianseshaoji，daizheyizhong“ruzikejiao”deyanli，shuodao：“jizhujiuhao。furenduininjiyuhouwang，ninqiemogufu。zheidifangwuhui，da**haishikuaixiehuifangshuxiba。zhiyuzheixie……”taxianedipieleyiyanzaotai，“laonuhuirangrenqingliganjing。”
shuowan，tahenhendengleyiyanhaiguizaidishangdexiaoyuan：“haibukuaigunqulingfa？dengzhewoqingniquma？”
xiaoyuanrumengdashe，liangunpapadipaolechuqu，liandiaozaidishangdebaozidoubuganjian。
wangmamayoukanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenxiangzaikanyikuaixuyaodalidamodewanshi，ranhoucaizhuanshen，maizhekebandebuzizoule。
xiaochufanglizhishengxiawoyigeren。
haiyouneilongjianjianlengdiaodebaozi。
kongqilihaicanliuzheroubaodexiangqi，quehunhezheyizhonglingrenzhixidebiemen。
womanmanjiexiaweiqun，kanzhezijizhanmanmianfendeshou。
zheishuangshou，nengrouchusongruankekoudemiantuan，nengbaochuzhishuifengyingdebaozi，nengyanghuoziji。
kexianzai，tamenchengle“cubi”dexiangzheng。
“zhenzhengdemingmenshunv……”
wodishengzhongfuzhewangmamadehua，yigujudadewuliganhehuangmiuganxijuanerlai。
沈绵绵是谁？
wangjibaozipudexiaobanggong？
haishishenfujinzunyuguideda**？
我该是谁？
wozoudaozaotaibian，naqiyigelengdiaodebaozi。
【mingcheng：lengdiaodezhuroudacongbao】
【pinzhi：putong（yilengque，fengweixiajiang）】
【xiaoguo：baofu（+）】
【pingjia：lengquedaozhikouganbianying，rouxianyouzhiningjie，fengweidadazhekou。】
我咬了一口。
mianpiguoranyingle，rouxianyeshiquleguntangshidexianmei，biandeyouxieyouni。
难吃。
womomodibashengxiadebaozichiwan。
duzishibaole，xinquekongluoluode。
wangmamade“jiaodao”xianranqilezuoyong。diertiankaishi，shenfurenduiwo“yanxingjuzhi”de“jiaodao”gengjiayangele。
shenyaoyaoyijiushineigewenrounaixinde“laoshi”。
zhishi，zaiwangmamashibushide“tidian”heshenfurenyuefajinzhoudemeitouxia，wodeyaliyuelaiyueda。
zoulushi，houbeibeiwangmamayongjiechiqingqingdianzhe：“tingzhi！yaoganyaoxiangchiziyiyangzhi！”
shuohuashi，shengyinshaoweidayidian，likehuanlaiwangmamayanlideyanshenheshenyaoyaoxiaoshengdetixing：“jiejie，qingshengxiyu……”
xinglishi，jiaodushaoweichayidian，wangmamajiuhuihaobuliuqingdirangwozhongzuoshibian、ershibian。
“da**，ninyaozhidao，zaiguirenmianqian，yisiyihaodechacuo，diudedoushishenjialiezuliezongdelian！”wangmamadehuaxiangjinguzhou。
woxianggetixianmuou，beiwushugenmingwei“guiju”desixiankunbangzhe，jiangyingdimofangzheshenyaoyaodeyijuyidong。
meiyicichucuo，douyinlaiyipianyayidechenmohewushengdetanxi。
shenfurenkanwodeyanshen，congzuichudelianxi，jianjianranshanglejiaolvheyisibuyichajuedeshiwang。
wozhidaotazaidanxinshenme。
danxinwozheige“zhenqianjin”zaibaihuayanshang，jita、jishenjiadiuyigedalian。
zheizhongyayideqifen，zhidaobaihuayandeqiansantian，dadaoledingdian。
shenfurenqinglailejushuocengshigongzhongjiaoyangmamadeyanmama，zhuanmenjiwo“kaixiaozao”，zuozuihoudetujixunlian。
yanmamabiwangmamagengshen。
tayouyishuangyingsunbandeyanjing，renheyidianweixiaodexiacidoutaobuguotadeshenshi。shuohuakeban，yaoqiujinhuyanke。
“shou！shouwanyaoping！shouzhiyaobinglong！lanhuazhishizheiyangma？nizheishijizhuazi！”
“yanshen！chuishi！bushirangnifanbaiyan！daidiangongjing，daidianwenshun！dongbudongshenmejiaowenshun？”
“buzi！lianbuqingyi！nizheishizaicaimayima？zhonglai！”
yixiawudegaoqiangduxunlianxialai，wohunshensuanteng，jingshengengshipibeidaolejidian。ganjuebizaibaozipurouyitianmianhaileishibei。
wanfanshi，womianduizhemanzhuojingzhidecaiyao，quehaowuweikou。naoziliquanshiyanmamadehechihewangmamatiaotideyanshen。