第五章变态！
fusihanshuo：“nishuo。”
lichuyinzhibenzhuti：“woxianzaishentixuruo，xuyaonibangzhuwohuifu，nikaigejia。”
fusihanyitiaomei，yudaidiaokan：“buyaowobaodanile？”
lichuyinzailijiadeqingkuangtayijingzhixiao，zhiqianbeilijiajihuchouguanglexue，shentixuruo，kongpashixuyaotabangmangzhaozhenguiyaocaidiaoyang，zheiduitalaishuo，ziranshixiaowenti。
lichuyindao：“yimaguiyima，gangcainiyesuanshibaodale，danzheishizhangqixingde，nikaolvyixia。”
“wobuqueqian。”tasongkaitadefa，xianzhangdezhiyouyiwuyihuaguotadelianpang。
“niqueshenme，woji。”
“缺你。”
jianlichuyinlengleleng，tacaijieshidao，“woxiangnilaizuozhangshidefengshuishi。”
xianzaizhangshibeiheianxuanshidingshang，zhengxuyaotadexuanfa，cainengjiejue。
lichuyinshuangkuaidao：“meiwenti！danniyedezhuwobashenzihuifuhao，dajiahuzhuhulima！”
fusihanweiweigouchun，zuijiaoyichuyimowunaideqianxiao，“shi，nidongdexuanfa，bunenglangfeilezheicaineng。”
“OK，没问题！”
lichuyinshuoba，jueqizuixiangtakaojin，“xianzaikaishi？”
fusihanqishen，bizhidizhanzaichuangqian，budairenheqingxudao：“gaitian，xianzaixianlikaizheili，zhangaiyijingqingchu。”
gangcailenglielaibao，yijingzhuahuomuhouzhushi。
lichuyinzheicaixiangqi，zijigangcaibeirensheji，qiangtadongxi，dexianshoushineiren！
“也是。”
lichuyinqishen，mouneishengqiyimoshayi。
ganqiangtadongxi，yinggaishixianzijimingzhangle。
“ng。”fusihanshuoba，zhuanshenlikai。
lichuyingensuitazouchuzheijianbinguan，beizheiyilushangqiangbishangdebihuajijingdaole。
bukuishixiandaideyaozi，qiangshangdebihuadoushigaoqingwumade。
yiqianhelongkunkouhaideshihou，tayemeijuedeshenme，xianzaiqinyandejian，haizhenyoudianhaisao。
zuizhuyaodeshi，kanzhezheixiebihua，tanaohaizhongjiubuduandifuxianchu，gangcaihefusihanrewendehuamian。
naozililuanzaozaode，lichuyinyigemeizhuyi，yebuzhidaofusihanshishenmeshihoutingxialaide，yitouzhuangzailetabeishang。
lichuyinkanxiangta，yudaizeguai：“zenmeturantingxiale？”
“zuoche。”fusihanlakaichemen，shiyitashangche。
“buyongle，wozijizoujiuxing。”
“nibushoushigangcaineibangrenle？”
lichuyinlengleleng，zheicaimingbaiguolai，tayijingzhaodaomuhouzhushile。
gensuifusihanlaidaoyichubieshuqu，tadechezaiyidongkaoshanmianhudebieshuqiantingxia。
xiachehou，lichuyinkanjianlaiyingjietamenderen，mingxianyileng。
tayanlisuiyouyihuo，danyemeiyouduoyan，jingzhidaizhetamenqudaodixiashinei。
jiandaoneiweimuhouzhushi，ranglichuyinyoudianjingya。
jiuyangmaolaikantajiushigexiaoyatou，zhazheliangxiaomahuabian，yifurenchuwuhaideyangzi，rensheiyexiangbudao，tahuishichuanwenzhongshijiejidedingjianheikegaoshou——xier。
jiushiyiliangqianwangaojiapaixiatabaiyufeicuide‘xi’。
duanduanjimiaodeyitongdianhua，xunsudingweidaoletadeweizhi，bingpaichurenlaiqiangduofeicui。
qiaotazheiyilianwusuoweijudeyangzi，haizhenyoutadangnianyidiandiandefengfan。
lichuyinshangqian，xiaodexiangzhihuli：“kannizheimeyonggan，jiniyigexuanzedejihui，shixiangduanshouhaishiduanjiao？”
xierwenyan，weiweiyileng，jixujiaozhepaopaotang：“shaohuwo，dashen，feifajingu，guyishangren，shiyaozuolaode。”
“qiangjiexingxiongyeshifanfade，kanlainixianggongle，burusongniqujingju？”
xierxiexiao：“zhengjuni？youshenmezhengjuzhengmingshiwozuode？qiangjiederenbushiyijingbeinimensongdaojingjulile？”
lichuyinguyi‘e’leyisheng，“nihaishixiangsile，neijiuwobangnixuanba。”
lichuyintaochuzhenguan，zhenjianduizhetadeyanqiu，ciyaxiaodao：“nizheishuangyanjingtinghaokande，wotebiexihuan，gancuiwachulaiwozuobiaoben？”
ganshoudaolichuyinshenzhousanfachuliangbodeqixi，xierxindizhenjing，biaomianyijiushiwusuoweijudeyangzi。
“nibiexianghehuwo，yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu，woyeshibangbierendaipai！zheishianwangdejiaoyiguize，niyaowayanjing，jiuquwaneirende！”
zheigenvrenhaizhenshibiantai！
shixuedemouzili，meiyoubandianwendu，jiuhaoxiangsuishihuibatayanjingwachulaiside！
wenyan，lichuyinbunufanxiao。
sidaolintouhaizhidaozhaotisigui，zheigulingjingguaidexiaoyatou，duoshaoyoudianyisi。
lichuyinyebumoji，zhijiekaichutiaojian：“nisantianneibazheiduibaiyufeicuichushou，bunengdiyuliangyi。”
xierdengyuanleshuangyan：“liangyi？nizenmebuquqiang？？？”
lichuyingouchun：“chaoyichaozonghuiyouyuershanggoude，zheibushinimenanwangdejiaoyiqianguize？dengnihaoxiaoxie。”
xierbeisongbang，mosuozheyinyinzuotongdeshouwan，xixidaliangzhelichuyin，xinliyoubugan，yeyouqinpei。
tazaojiuhuodexiaoxi，qianniannandeyiyudebaiyufeicui，‘bailong’wenshi，beilijiademaopaiqianjinmaizou。
tabenxiangqiangwandongxijiushanren，meixiangdaozheikanqilairuobujinfengdenvren，jingranbatapaiqudeguyongbingjingying，dadeluohualiushui。
zhenghaofujiaderenzhaolai，tajuedinghuiyihuilichuyin，quemeixiangdaozheinvrenzhenneimehen，haixiangwatashuangyan！
goumingyaojin，taxianlikai，zaizhongxinbushu。
xierxiangba，chongzhelichuyinshanxiao：“haojiejie，wozheijiuqubangnipaimai，chukouzainaerni？”
“你没手机？”
“youa，zheibushixinhaobeipingbileme。”
xiernachushouji，shousuxunsudidakaizijizhizuodeheikeapp，yunxing，shunjianbazhouzaodewangluoquanbupingbi。
lichuyinnahuibuzhidaotaxinlidexiaojiujiu，nianjuehuanchuxuanniaoshishen，paizailetadejianshang，“fangxinquzuoshi，nitaobudiaode。”
tadeshou，zaitajianshangyonglianyaleyixia。
xiermomingdegandaoxinhuang。
buzhidaoshibushitadehuanjue，tazongjuedeyoushenmeyiyangdedongxi，zhongzailetadetinei。
xierxinhuangyiluandilikaibieshuqu，naoziligangdongleyaomaijipiaopaoludeniantou，jiantoujiurutonghuoshaoyibandetengtong！
那女人给她下毒了？
xierbuganzaiduoxiang，jimanghuakaishouji，babaiyufeicuiguashanglerenjiapaimaixing，zhijieyikoujia：liangyi。
qijibande，zaitazuowanzheixieshihou，tashenshangsuoyoudebushi，douxiaosanle。
xieryuefakending，lichuyinkendingjizijixialeshenmedu。
hetayiqidefusihanbiaomianshifushijituandeceo，danyeshiguwushijiadechuanchengren。
nenghetazhanshangbiandenvren，kongpayeshihuineixiewaimenxieshude。
kanzhenianqing，shouduankanbilaoyaopo！
她可不能掉以轻心。
xierzheimexiangzhe，shoujilixiangqixitongtishiyin：【nindehuopinyixiaoshouchenggong，qingchakankehuliuyan。】
niupi！shinalilaidedatuhao，chushouzheimegancui？
xierjimangdakaijishitonghuaduihuakuang，zhijianneirenliuyan：【woyaoheyudezhuren，dangmianjiaoyi。】