(diyizhang：zhibo！beituihuodejiaqianjin！)“suweiwei！nijiwogunchusujia！
”bansuizheyishengjianruicierdenuchi，yigefensede、yinzhehellokittydexinglixiang，
beirencubaodicongbieshuerloudechuanghurenglechulai！“peng”diyishengzazaihuayuanxiujianzhengqidecaopingshang，
xiangzidankai，limianlianjiadeyiwuhexishuyongpinsanluoyidi。jinjiezhe，
yigechuanzhexiangnaierzuixinkuanlianyiqun、zhuangrongjingzhiquemanliannurongdeguifu，caizhexigaogenchongdaobieshumenkou，
zhizhetaijiexianeigechuanzhexidefabaideniuzikuhejiutxudenvhai，
tuomohengfei：“womensujiayangleniershinian！haochihaohegongzhe！songnishangzuihaodexuexiao！jieguoni？！
nichulehuihuaqian！huirehuo！haihuiganshenme？！liandaxuedoukaobushang！jianzhidiujinlesujiadelian！
”tachuanlekouqi，shengyingengjiajianlikebo：“xianzaihaole！zhenqianjinhuilaile！renjiaqingqingshimingpaidaxuebiye！
zhishudali！wenrouxianshu！nizaikankanni！cubi！wuzhi！feiwuyige！ganjinnazhenidepolangundan！
yihoubiezaiwaimianshuonishisujiaderen！womensujiameinizheizhongnver！”taijiexia，beimadenvhai——suwan，
weiweidizhetou，zhangzhangdeliuhaizhezhuledabanzhanglian，kanbuqingbiaoqing。
tadanbodejianbangzaiweiliangdewanfengzhongxiandeyouxiesesuo，danjibeiquetingdebizhi。
tashoulijinjinzuanzheyigepingmusuiliedejiushouji，neishitashenshangweiyizhiqiandedongxi。zhenqianjinsuqingqinghuilaile。
yigeyueqian，yifendnabaogao，xiangyiketourupingjinghumiandejushi，zaisujiaxianqiletaotianjulang。
yangzunchuyouershinian、beisujiafufupengzaishouxinde“zhangshangmingzhu”suwan，jingranshigemaopaihuo！
erneigecongxiaozaixiangxiafuliyuanzhangda、kaozijinulikaoshangmingxiaodesuqingqing，caishisujiazhenzhengdexuemai。
sujiadetian，shunjianbianle。suwancongyunduandieluonitan。cengjingciaide“fumu”biandelengmokebo，
cengjingbajietade“pengyou”bizhibuji。tazhudegongzhufangbeitengkong，suoyoumingpaiyifubaobaobeishouhui，
lianlinghuaqiandoubeiduandiao。suqingqingzeshunlichengzhangdibanjinletadefangjian，xiangshouzheyuanbenshuyutadeyiqie。jintian，
shisuqingqingzhengshirenzuguizongderizi。sujiajubanleshengdadeyanhui，yaoqinglequanchengmingliu。ersuwan，
zheigecengjingde“sujiada**”，zebeilelingdaizaiyongrenfang，buxulumian。ketazhishixiangquchufangdaobeishui。
ranhou，jiuzhuangjianlesuqingqing“buxiaoxin”dafanleshizhetuopan，
guntangdekafeipozailesufuren（cengjingdesumama）angguidelifushang。“ma！duibuqi！wobushiguyide！
”suqingqingxuanranyuqi，chuchukelian。“aiya！qingqing！meishimeishi！meitangzhenijiuhao！
”sufuren（linmeijuan）xintengdilazhesuqingqingdeshou，zhuantoukandaoduanzheshuibeilengzaichufangmenkoudesuwan，
shunjianzhaodaolefaxiekou：“suwan！niyanjingxialema？！kandaoqingqingchadianbeitangdaoyebuzhidaofuyixia？！
haichuzaineilikanxiaohua？！gun！jiwogunchuqu！”yushi，jiuyoulekaitouneiyimu。“guna！
hailengzheganshenme？！dengzhewonasaobagannima？！”linmeijuanjiansuwanzhanzhebudong，gengjiahuomaosanzhang。
suwanhuanhuantaiqitou。liuhaixia，neishuangyizhidichuizhedeyanjing，cikeqingxidilulechulai。
meiyouyuxiangzhongdeleishui，meiyoufennu，meiyouweiqu。zhiyouyipianshenbujiandide、rutonggujinghantanbandepingjing。
zheipingjing，ranglinmeijuanmomingdixintouyiji，fangfobeishenmebinglengdedongxizheleyixia。suwanshenmeyemeishuo。
tamomodidunxiashen，kaishiyijianyijiandijianqisanluozaicaopingshangde、shuyutadedongxi。dongzuobujibuxu，
shenzhidaizheyizhongqiyidecongrong。tadedongxihenshao。jijianxidefabaidejiuyifu，jibenfanlanledejiushu，
yigediaoleqidebaowenbei，haiyouneigepingmusuiliedejiushouji。
tajiangdongxihuluansaihuineigeshuailielejiaodefensexinglixiang，lashanglalian。ranhou，tazhanqishen，
tuozheneigepojiudexiangzi，zhuanshenjiuzou。meiyouzaikanyiyanneidongjinbihuihuang、cengbeitachengwei“jia”debieshu，
yemeiyouzaikanyiyanmenkouneigexiesidilidenvren。xiyangdeyuhuijiangtadeyingziladehenzhanghenzhang，
danboerjueqiang。suwantuozhexinglixiang，manwumudedizouzaicheshuimalongdejiedaoshang。chengshidenihongchushang，
yingzhaozhetacangbaierpingjingdelian。shenwufenwen，wujiakegui。tazoudaoyigepijingdejiexingongyuan，
zaibingliangdezhangyishangzuoxia。wanfengchuiguo，daizheshenqiudehanyi。tanachuneigepingmusuiliedejiushouji。
pingmuliangqi，dianliangxianshizhishengxiakeliande5%。guishishenchadi，
tadiankaileshoujiliweiyianzhuangdezhiboapp——“shayuzhibo”。tayiqianouerhuikanyouxizhibojiemen。
zhucezhanghao？jiaoshenme？suwankanzhesuiliepingmushangdaoyingdezijimohudeyingzi，
shouzhizaixunijianpanshangtingdunpianke，shuru：yonghuid：jintianyeyaonulihuozhejianjie：suanming，kanxiang，cezi，
zhuagui（wulichaoduban），jiagesuiyuan，zaixiandeng，tingjide。zhibojianbiaoti：《beihaomentuihuo？
zaixianbailansuanming，suanbuzhunnidawo！》ranhou，taanxiale“kaishizhibo”deanniu。
shoujishexiangtouzidongdakai，qianzhijingtou，huamianhuangdongmohu，
beijingshihunandejiexingongyuanheyuanchumohudecheliudengguang。taneizhangmeishenmexuesedelianzhanjulepingmudaban，
liuhaiyijiuzhezheetou，zhiluchuyishuangpingjingdeguofendeyanjing。zhibojianrenshu：1（taziji）。
suwankanzhekongdangdangdepingmu，chelechezuijiao，luchuyisizichaodehudu。taqingleqingsangzi，duizhehuatong，
shengyindaizheyisigangjinglibiangudeshaya，queyichangpingjing：“jiarenmen，wanshanghao。jintianzhiboneirong：bailan，
yiji…suanming。”tadunledun，kanzhepingmushangyijiuzhiyouzijiyigerendedaoying，
jixuyongneizhongpingjingwubodeyudiaoshuo：“suanshiye？suanyinyuan？suanjixiong？doukeyi。suanbuzhunbuyaoqian，
suanzhunle…nikanzhejidianfanqianjiuxing。”“duile，benrenshanzhangwulichaodu。
ruguoyouxuyaojiejue‘zangdongxi’de，yekeyilianmai。gongjuzidai（zhigongyuanzhangyipangbiandebankuaibanzhuan）。
”zhibojianyijiujijingwusheng。suwanyebuzaiyi，takaozaibingliangdezhangyibeishang，
yangtoukanzhechengshishangkonghuimengmengde、kanbudaoxingxingdeyekong，yanshenyouxiefangkong。jiuzaizheishi！
shoujipingmudingduandanchuyitiaoxitongtishi：【yonghu‘dingliutashiwolaogong’jinruzhibojian！
】【yonghu‘dingliutashiwolaogong’songchu‘fensiyingguangbang’x1！
】yigedingzhekeaidongmantouxiangdeidchuxianzaileliaoliaowujideguanzhongliebiaoli。jinjiezhe，
yitiaodanmupiaoguo：**【‘dingliutashiwolaogong’】：zhubozhubo！nengbangwosuansuanwoouxiangguhuaideyinyuanma？
！tashenmeshihounengquwo？！（goutou）】guhuai？suwanduizheigemingziyoudianyinxiang。
zuijinjinianbaohuodedingliuyingdi，yanzhitianhuaban，yanjipai，fensibianbuquanqiu，haocheng“guominlaogong”。
suwanzaisujiashi，suqingqingfangjianlijiutiemanletadehaibao。suwankanzheneitiaodaizhediaokanyiweidedanmu，
youkanlekanzijijinsheng3%dedianliang，chelechezuijiao。“guhuai？”tashengyinyijiupingjing，“xing，
neijiukankanzheiwei…guominlaogong。”taweiweizuozhishenti，muguangsihuchuantouleshoujipingmu，luozaixuwudemouchu。
jimiaozhonghou，tameitoujibukechadiculeyixia。“guhuai…”suwanhuanhuankaikou，
shengyindaizheyizhongqiyideduding，“tamingzhongyouyijie。xueguangzhizai，yingzaizhiqin。”danmuanjingleyishun。
**【‘dingliutashiwolaogong’】：？？？zhubonibiehewo！wolaogongzenmele？！】suwanmeilihuidanmu，
tademuguangsihugengjiazhuanzhu，fangfozaibuzhuokongqizhongwuxingdesixian。“jiezai…xinanfang。yushuiyouguan。
shijian…jiuzaijinwan。”tadeyusubukuai，meiyigeziqueqingxiwubi，“tamuqin…youxingmingzhiyou。
”**【‘dingliutashiwolaogong’】：**？！zhendejiade？！zhubonibieluanshuoa！
wolaogongmamashentihenhaode！qianjitianhaifaleweibo！】suwanyijiupingjing：“xinbuxinyouni。
guajin…yigeyingguangbanggoule。”tahuayingangluo！shoujipingmumengdiyian！danchutishi：【dianlianghaojin！
zhibozhongduan！】suwankanzhechediheipingdeshouji，wunaiditanlekouqi。de，lianzuihouyidianyuleyemeile。
tajiangbinglengdeshoujichuaihuidouli，guojinleshenshangdanbodewaitao，kaozaizhangyishang，
zhunbeiyingjiezheigezhudingnanaodeyewan。tabuzhidaodeshi。jiuzaitazhibozhongduandetongyishijian。qianlizhiwai，
moudingjisirenyiyuanvipbingfangwaidezoulangli。
yigechuanzheheisefengyi、shenxinggaodatingba、mianrongjunmeiwuchouquedaizheyisipibeihejiaolvdenanren，
zhengfanzaodiduozhebu。tazhengshidingliuyingdi——guhuai。bingfangli，shitatufajixingxinshuai、zhengzaiqiangjiudemuqin。
turan！guhuaidesirenshoujizhendongleyixia！shitadetebiezhulifalaidexiaoxi，
fudaileyigezhibolupingpianduanheyijuhua：“guzong！ninkankanzheige！
yigejiao‘jintianyeyaonulihuozhe’dezhubo，gangcaizaizhibolishuo…shuoninmuqinjinwanyouxingmingzhiyou！
jiezaixinanfang，yushuiyouguan！zhei…zheiyetaixiemenle！womengangjiedaoxiaoxi，
furenta…tabanxiaoshiqianzaixinanchengjiaode‘bishuishanzhuang’sirenwenquanliaoyangshi，tufaxinshuai！xianzaizhengzaiqiangjiu！
qingkuang…henweixian！”guhuaimengditingxiajiaobu！tadiankaineigelupingpianduan。hunanhuangdongdehuamianli，
yigeliansecangbai、liuhaizheedenvhai，yongpingjingdejinhulengmodeshengyin，
qingxidiyuyanletamuqinjinwandejienan！fenhaobucha！guhuaidexinzang，rutongbeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanzhu！
yigunanyiyanyudehanyi，shunjiancongjiaodicuanshangtouding！tasisidingzhepingmushangneigenvhaimohudelian，
neishuangpingjingwubodeyanjingfangfochuantoulepingmu，zhizhidiwangjinletadelinghunshenchu！tamengditaiqitou，
kanxiangqiangjiushijinbidedamen，
youditoukanxiangshoujipingmushangneigezhibojiandemingzi——“jintianyeyaonulihuozhe”。tashouzhizhandouzhe，
diankaishayuzhiboapp，sousuoneigeid。pingmushangxianshi：“gaizhuboyixiaxian。
”guhuaideyanshenshunjianbianderuilirudao！talikebotongzhulidedianhua，
shengyinyinweijidudezhenjinghejiqieeryouxieshaya：“like！mashang！jiwozhaodaozheigezhubo！buxiyiqiedaijia！
woyaolikejiandaota！”(dierzhang：lianmai！yingdidemeimei？！)jiangnanshi，chengjiaojiehebu，
yigepojiudelianzhaopaidoukuaidiaoguangde“wenxinlvguan”。suwanyongshenshangjinshengdeershikuaiqian，
kaileyigezuibianyidedanrenjian。fangjianxia**ze，qiangbibanbo，
kongqilimimanzheyiguchaoshidemeiweihelianjiaxiaodushuidehunheqiwei。yizhangzhiyazuoxiangdedanrenchuang，
yigediaoqidechuangtouju，jiushiquanbujiadang。tajiangpoxinglixiangsaidaochuangdi，pibeididaozaiyingbangbangdechuangbanshang。
shoujimeidian，tayemeichongdianqi，
zhinengzhengzheyanjingkanzhetianhuabanshangneizhanhunhuangde、jiechubulianghaishibushishanshuoyixiadebaichideng。
sujia…shizhendehuibuqule。shenwufenwen，jumuwuqin。jiexialaigaizenmeban？dagong？
tagaozhongdoumeibiye（beisujiaanpaijinguizuxuexiaohunrizi），meiyourenhejineng。huifuliyuan？
tazaoyiguolebeishouyangdenianling，erqie…neiliyeweibihuanyingtazheige“mafan”。
yigujudademangranhebinglengdegudugan，rutongchaoshuibanjiangtayanmei。jiuzaizheishi！dongdongdong！
jicudeqiaomenshengxiangqi！suwanjingtidizuoqishen：“shei？”“ninhao！suwan**zaima？
womenshishayuzhibopingtaide！”menwaichuanlaiyigelvexianjiaojidenansheng。shayuzhibo？suwanzhoulezhoumei，
qishenzoudaomenbian，touguomaoyanwangwaikan。menwaizhanzhelianggechuanzhexizhuangdenanren，yigenianqingxie，
shoulinazhegongwenbao，lingyigenianjishaoda，qizhichenwen，cikelianshangdaizhemingxiandejiqie。“shenmeshi？
”suwanmeiyoukaimen。“su**！ninhao！woshishayuzhibodeyunyingzongjian，xingli！
”nianjishaodadenanrenlianmangkaikou，yuqidaizhegongjinghejiqie，“shizheiyangde！
womenpingtaiyiweifeichangzhongyaodeyonghu，kanleninzuowandezhibo，duinin…e…feichangganxingqu！
xianglikeheninjianyimian！youfeichangzhongyaodeshiqing！baituoninkaixiamenhaoma？”feichangzhongyaodeyonghu？
suwanxiangqizuowanneigeweiyijitashualeyingguangbang、wenguhuaiyinyuandeid。nandaoshita？yigefensi？
xiangzhaotasuanouxiangdeyinyuan？tayouyuleyixia，haishidakailemen。menyikai，lizongjianlikejilejinlai，
lianshangduimanlexiaorong，yanshenquebuzhehenjidikuaisusaoguozheijianjianloudebunengzaijianloudefangjian，
yijisuwanshenshangneishenxidefabaidejiuyifu，yandishanguoyisibuyichajuedejingehe…lianmin？“su**！
daraole！shiqingjinji！”lizongjiangubushanghanxuan，zhijieqieruzhuti，
“zuowanzaininzhibojiantiwendeneiweiyonghu，qishishi…shiguhuaixianshengbenren！”suwan：“？？？”guhuai？
那个顶流影帝？
gedingzhe“dingliutashiwolaogong”id、shualegeyingguangbangwenzijishenmeshihounengjiajiouxiangde…shiguhuaibenren？
！zheixinxiliangyoudianda。“guxianshengkanlenindezhibo，duininguanyutamuqindeneiduan…yuyan，feichangzhenjing！
”lizongjianyuqijicu，“yinweijiuzaininzhibojieshuhoubujiu，
guxianshengdemuqinzaixinanchengjiaodebishuishanzhuangwenquanliaoyangshi，tufajixingxinshuai！qingkuangyidufeichangweiji！
wanxingqiangjiujishi，zanshituolileshengmingweixian！danyishengshuole，qingkuanghenbuwending，suishikenengzaiciehua！
”lizongjiankanzhesuwanyijiupingjingdelian，yanlekoutuomo：“guxianshengshuo，nindeyuyan…fenhaobucha！
ta…taxiangqingninbangmang！jiujiutamuqin！wulunshenmetiaojian！tadoudaying！”suwanchenmolejimiao。yuyan？
tazuowanzhishi…suikouyishuo？huozheshuo，shinaozilituranshanguodeyixiemohuhuamianhexinxi？
tacongxiaojiuyouzheizhongqiguaideganjue，nengkandaoyixiebierenkanbudaodedongxi，
huozheganzhidaoyixiejijiangfashengdeshiqing。danzaisujia，zheibeishiwei“shenshentaotao”、“shangbudetaimian”，
beiyanlijinzhitiji。jiuerjiuzhi，tayeyiweizijizhishiaihusiluanxiang。zuowan，dagaishizoutouwulu，
jiashangdianlianggaoqingdepoguanziposhuai，tacaiguishishenchadishuolechulai。meixiangdao…chengzhenle？“wo…buhuizhibing。
”suwanshihuashishuo。talianzijidoukuaiyangbuhuole。“bububu！guxianshengbushirangninzhibing！
”lizongjianlianmangbaishou，“guxianshengdeyisishi…ninjirannengyuzhidaoweixian，huoxu…huoxuyoubanfahuajie？
huozhe…nengkanchuwentidaodichuzainali？yiyuanneibianyijingzuolequanmianjiancha，
danzhaobudaotufaxinshuaidequeqieyouyin！guxianshengyeshibingjiluantouyi…bu！shiwanfenkenqingninchushouxiangzhu！
”lizongjianshuozhe，conggongwenbaolitaochuyigehouhoudexinfeng，shuangshoufengshang：“zheishiguxianshengdeyidianxinyi！
wuwankuai！suanshijinindejianmianlihe…guajin！houxuwulunjieguoruhe，biyouzhongxie！”wuwankuai！
suwankanzheneigegugunangnangdexinfeng，xinzangbushoukongzhiditiaoleyixia。zheiduixianzaidetalaishuo，shitianwenshuzi！
shijiumingqian！taxuyaoqian。xuyaohuoxiaqu。
erqie…neigetangzaibingchuangshang、shengsiweibudelaoren…suwandenaohaizhong，
kongzhidishanguoyixiemohudehuamian：binglengdewenquanshui…niuqudeheiying…cierdeyiqijingbaosheng…tabilebiyan，
zaizhengkaishi，yanshenhuifulepingjing。“qian，woshoule。”suwanjieguoxinfeng，rushouchendiandiande，
“danwoxuyaozhunbeidiandongxi。lingwai，woxuyaoheguxianshengzhijieduihua。”“meiwenti！meiwenti！
”lizongjiandaxiguowang，“guxianshengzhengzaiyiyuan！tasuishikeyigenninshipinlianmai！”shifenzhonghou。
zai“wenxinlvguan”neijianpobaidedanrenjianli。
suwanyonglizongjiandailaidechongdianbaojijiushoujichongshangledian（pingmuyijiusuilie），dengluleshayuzhiboapp。
lizongjianhezhushoujinzhangdizhanzaiyipang。suwandiankaisixin，
zhaodaoleneigeidwei“dingliutashiwolaogong”（guhuaixiaohao）falaidelianmaiqingqiu。tashenxiyikouqi，
anxiale“jieshou”。zhibohuamianshunjianfenchengliangban。zuobian，shisuwanzheibianhunanpobaidefangjianbeijing，
hetaneizhangcangbaipingjingdelian。youbian，huamianhuangdongleyixia，suijiwendingxialai。
beijingshiyiyuanbingfangwaidengguangrouhedexiuxiqu。
yizhangjunmeiderutongtianshendiaoke、quedaizhenongnongpibeihejiaolvdelianpang，chuxianzaipingmuzhong！jianmeixingmu，
bilianggaoting，xiahexianqingxililuo。zhengshidingliuyingdi——guhuai！jishigezhepingmu，
jishishenchurucijianloudehuanjing，guhuaishenshangneiguyushengjulaidejinguiheqiangdadeqichang，yijiupumianerlai！
tashensuideyanmouzaikandaosuwandeshunjian，tongkongmengdiyisuo！fangfoshoudaolejidadechongji！zhenggerendoujiangzhule！