第一章 参加婚宴,被迫相亲

diyizhangcanjiahunyan,beipoxiangqin

jiaqilaichixidewo,meixiangdaoquechilegedagua!

xinlangpaoxiaxinniang,zijipaole!genglipudeshi,wobeituishangtaijiuchang,naoziyichou,shuo......

“tabuqu!woqu!jingeerbuguanzenmeyang,zheichanghunlibixubanxiaqu!”

zhidaozouwanhunliliucheng,huidaofangjiankanjianxinniangzi,wocaizhidaozheibushijiuchang!wobazijikengcanle!

xinniangzideshengyinhenhaoting,jiashangheledianjiudeyuangu,youxieweixundeyonglan:“nizaishuoshenmetangjie?”

“wozhidaole!yuanlainixihuanjiaosebanyanshiba?jintianshiwomendahunderizi,neiwojiupeiniwanwan!”

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“chouxiaozi!fangjiaqitian,nitangleqitian!yaobushikanjianniwanshouji,wohaiyiweinisileni!wogaosuni,mingtiannigujiadenverjiehun,nibixudaochangchongchangmian!fouzewohuilaidasini!weishenmebushiwoqu?”

“qiahaomingtiannixiaoyidenverjiehun,wokendingshibangqinbubangwaia!”

“nagegua?wozenmemeiyinxiang......”shifenbuqingyuandewo,yinuzhixiafanlegeshen,jixuwanshouji。

“niyouduoshaogegubuzhidaowa?jiuneige......nixiaoshihouqutamenjiadaiguo,chengtianhuyourenjiaxiaoguniang,genzaini**houbianganhuaishi,jieguobeirenjikouxiale,haiderenjiaxiaoguniangkulehaojiu!”

“nilianjudaoqiandoumeiyoujiupaole,huilaibeiwohaoyidunzouneige,xiangqilaileme?”

tingjianlaomazheimeyishuo,chadianbawogangasizaichuangshang,wangshibukanhuishoua!gengbukenengqule!

“wobuqu!baogehongbao,xinyidaolejiuxing!wohaiburu......niganmaaiyohaha!”

“chouxiaozi!”laomayibachediaowodebeizi,meihaoqideshuo:“qiaonizheisiyangzi!doukuaitangtuihuale!”

“mingtiannishiquyedequ,buquyedequ!fouzekanwohuilai......”shuozhe,tazuolegedarendedongzuo。

bawohedesuolesuotou,buqingyuandepiezui:“xingba!neiwozhifuzechia!qitadebuguanwoshile!”

“heihei!”zaiyaozouchuwodefangjianshi,turantingjiantatouxiaolesheng,wodunshijingjueleqilai!

yiwoduitadelejie,qizhongkendingyouyinmou!fouzetazenmeyifujianjidechengdeyangzi!

wojimangzuoqilaijiaozhuta:“laoma!nishibushihetamenhejileshenmelaihaiwo?!”

“xiaowangbaduzi!nizaishuoshenmehua!woshiniqinma!nenghainime!”tatingjianwodehuadunshijiubuleyile,meihaoqidedengleyanguolai,youkaishishuluoqiwole:“danfannizhengqidian,laomazhiyuzheimezuome?

“niqiaoqiaonidexiongdifaxiao,haiyounagemeijiehun?”

“neigesheidema,jintianbaoshangsunzile!erwoni?hanxinrukubaniyangzheimeda,nvpengyouyebuzhaoyige,chengtianjiuzhidaotangzaijia......”wotingzhetashuohuajianzhitoupifama!wozheizhangzuiba!

henbudechouzijiliangerguang!ganmayaoduozuiyiwen!xianzaihaole,hunshenbudejingerle。

“wogaosuni,banniangtuandezhaopianwokekanle,quanshinitangjiedehaojiemeifeichangkaopu!”

“nixiaozijilingdian!zhengqujirenjialiugehaoyinxiang!niyaoguangguzhechi......kanwohuilaibudaduannidetui!”

“tingjianmeiyouxiaotuzaizi!”shuowan,tahendenglewoyiyan,bawohedehunshenyiduosuo,yebugandingzuile,diantoudayinglexialai。

suiranwohaibuxiangzhaonvpengyouqueyejiabuzhulaomagezheiyinyangguaiqia!kuangqieyejiuchigexizougeguochangeryiyoubushixiangqin!

daoshihousuibianzhenggeliyouhunongguoqu,bubibeitagezheishuolaideqiangme?erqie......wanyihenagebanniangkanduiyanle!neibujiu......heihei!