第1章
shengxia，shuqizaichengshidemeiyigejiaoluolimiman，renmendeyuwangyerutongzheishuqiyiyang，sichubenzou，wuchudunxing。
dachengshideyeshenghuo，chuchutouzhedenghuocuicanzhizuijinmi。
huanqiujiudiandediantihuanhuanshangsheng，lulinlangkanzhejingzilizijichaohongdeliandan，xinjinzhangdepengpengzhitiao。
jintianshita28suideshengri，tajueding！！！
baoxiazongtongtaofangyizhengwan！laiquanshizuihaohuadejiudianhaohaoshechiyiba！
tayaobuchangmeitian996deziji。
diantizaidingloutingxia，lulinlangdebufayijingyouxiebuwen，yishikaishihunluan。tazhidaozijibixujinkuaijinrufangjian。
kanleyixiashouzhongdefangka，3026，ng，jiuzaiqianbianle！
fangjianmeiyousuo，lulinlangtuimenjinru。
sihaomeiyouliuyi，fangjianhaogenbenbushi3026，ershi3029。
raoguoketingdeshafa，zhibenwoshi。
zongtongtaofangjiushihaoya，daochudoumimanzhejinqiandeweidao。lulinlangmeitian996，beilaobanyazhadexiangyitiaogou，bujiushiweilehaohaofangsongxiangshouxiame？
zhishi，tayiyanwangqu，chuangshangjurantangzheyigenanren？
yigeshenxingjunlang，fujifenming，kuanjianzhaiyaodazhangtuidenanren。
lulinlangxinxiang，huoxushitayanhualeba。
bao，gaogenxie，lianyiqun，shuaileyidi，lulinlangwangchuangshangyitang。
taganjueshentiyouxiezaore，yiguqiyidesumaganbaoguoletadequanshen，nandaoshiwanshangdejiu？
henkuai，tajiubanmengbanxing.....mengli
lulinlangdeshuangshoufushangnanrendefuji，wakaka，haoyingya，zheishouganyetaishufule。
nanrenyanjingshunjianzhengkai，yanshenxili，lulinlangyinyindegandaoyisihaipa，yegengjiaxingfenle，menglidenanrenguoranjipin，meimuruhua，meixiangdaozheigecijuranyongzaiyigenanrenshenshangyidiandoubuweihe。
nanrenkuaisuzuoqishenlai，jianglulinlangsichuyouzoudianhuodeshou“pa”dedaxialai。
lulinlangkanzhehonghongdeshoubei，henhendedengzhenanren，
xianshizhongmeirenaiyejiusuanle，zenmezuomenghaidaren？
lulinlangyiweizijizaizuomeng，tadelizhiyijingzaopaodaojiuxiaoyunwaile，shuangshouzaicipanshangnanrendebozi，mocengzhenanren，lulinlangshentilidehuozaoyijingxiongxiongranshao。
nanrenkanzhedelulinlangyanshenyujiaxili，shoushangdelidaoyezaicijiazhong。tameitoujinsuo，yijiaojiujianglulinlangtixialechuang，jiuxiangtiyiduilajiyiyang，lianyigeduoyudeyanshendoumeijita。
狗东西，来真的？
lulinlangdezhengfuyuyechedibeiliaoboleqilai，yaoshilianyigemenglidenanrendougaobuding，zheiyaochuanchuqu，lulinlanghaizenmezaiguimiquanlihun？
lulinlangbupasidezaicibaoshanglenanren，shouyezaicifushanglenanrenjinshidexiongji。