gangcongwaimianhuilaibayaochifangzaixuanguanchudezhuozishang，yunzhijiushoudaoleyilianchuandexiaoxi，buyongkandouzhidaoshijiazhangqun。
payoushenmezhongyaoxiaoxi，talianmangdakaileshouji，zhiyouyilianchuande【shoudao】weiyouyigetuwude【haode】
yunzhi“？？？！！！”
takanzheneigehuifuhaodedetouxiang，yanjingdengdeliuyuan。
what？？？
前男友？？？
tashouzhidouzaizhandou，shouyidoushoujichadianshuaixiaqu，haoburongyipingfuxinqingjinlianggaosuziji，cuojuekendingshicuojue！bukenengneimeqiaohe。
danshitadianjinquyikan，chuleshencineigenanren，zheimeduonianle，sheihaihuiyong《fengkuangdongwucheng》neigehulizuotouxiang……
zheimeduonianledoumeihuan……
tunletunkoushui，yunzhizhijuedeyanhei。
zheijiuyiweizheyihoutaheshencikendinghuijianmiandeduiba？birujiazhanghui、yundonghui……
哦买噶！要命啊！
takanleyanbanjimingdanhenkuaijiusuodingleshenhanfengzheigemingzi，jianhurenyilanlixiezhedebujiushishenci？
……
guimiyinyunerdedianhuaganghaodaleguolai，tadianjijietong。
“zhizhi，shiyingdezenmeyanglea？”mingmeidenvshengcongdianhuaneitouchuanlai。
“haibucuo。”paokaiouyuqiannanyoudehua。
“yuner。”yunzhiminleminchunjiaoletayishengmingzi，yinyunerngleyishengwen“zenmele？”
“wojintianzaixuexiaokandaoshencile。”
“啥？？！”
yuanbenhaizaifumianmodeyinyunertingdaotadehuahedechadiancongyizishangfanguoqu，shengyindoubagaolehaojigedu。
yunzhibashoujinuoyuanleyidianpabazijierduozhenlongle，dengtadandingxialaicaishuodao“buyongzheimedafanyingba，wodoumeineimedafanying。”
yejiushijiandaotagenlaoshujiandaomaosidepaolebale。
“nengbufanyingda？yunzhi，takandaonilema？”
“yinggaimeiyou。”tayouxiebuquedingdecongshafashangzuoqilai，qubingxianglinalepingshuiningkai。
“啥叫应该？”
“jiushiwozaixuexiaomenkoukandaotade，jiuneiyishunjianwojiupaole……woyebuzhidaotakanmeikandaowo。”ranertabuzhidaodetaqinaidexueshengzaojiuchumaileta。
guanleyikouliangshui，tazhijuedeyouxieliang，tianletianchunfangxialeshui。
“paole？”yinyunerfanerdandingle“yunzhi，zheimeduonianle，kandaotanihaishiyiyangmeichuxi。”
yunzhi“……yaobuyaowotixingniyiju，zanmenlianggebanjinbaliang，nikandaofuyu，buyeshizheiyang？”
zheixiahuanyinyunerchenmole，guimilianghuxiangshanghai。
“wo，woneizhishibuxiangjiantabale！”
“deleba。”yunzhishouraodaonaohoujiangpijinjielexialai，meiguijinyansedezhangfashunjianpisanxialairangtazhenggerenxiandegengjiaderoumeiwenrou。
“buguohuashuohuilai，ruguoshencihaiduiniyuqingweiledehua，zhizhi，nihuibuhuidaying？”yinyunershitandewendao。
tashishenciheyunzhiaiqingdejianzhengzhe，congchuyudaoxindongzaidaolianaizhizhifenshou……
suoyitabisheidougengdongyunzhiduishencideai，tashinuoruodanshitayehuiweileaifenbugushen。
“buhui。”yunzhixinliyongqiyigudandandeyoushang，tadehuidadaoshirangyinyuneryouxielengzhule。
“weishenme？nibabata……”
tahuaweishuowan，yunzhidaduandao“cuoguolejiushicuoguole，shiqudesinianzaiyehuibulaile。”
tamianshangdeqingxupingdanzhiji，quenengcongtadehualiganshoudaoneizhongshenshendeshiluogan。
yinyunerzhidaoyunzhixinliyizhiyouyidaokaner，guobuqutashizhongbunengheshencizaiyiqi。
lianggerensuibianliaolejijujiuguaduanledianhua。
yunzhihuanhaoshuiyijiuquyushilichonglegezao，dingzheshiluludezhangfacongwaimianzoulechulai，dakaiweixinkanleyanliaotianjilu。
shangmianhaitingliuzheshenhanfengjiazhangde【haode。】
yunzhiweiweigoulegouchunguanleshoujinaqizhuoshangdechuifengjijiangtoufachuigan。
……
xianshijiushipashenmelaishenme，zhousandierjieke，shenhanfenghexuyanyinweidajiabeijiaodaozhurenjizhuazhujiaodaolebangongshili。
yunzhishoudaoxiaoxideshihou，zhijuedenaoguaziwengwengde。
tayingzhetoupiqulezhurenbangongshi，qingqingdeqiaoleqiaomen。
“进。”
tatuimenjinlaijiukandaosangexueshengchuizhetouzaineiliaixun，qizhongjiuyoushenhanfeng。
kandaotajinlai，wangzhurenlianseyinchendeshuodao“yunlaoshi，nikankannimenbandexuesheng！zhendeshiqisiwole，muwujilv，juranganzaixuexiaodajia，beiwojizhualegezhengzhe，lianxijiazhang，zheizhongxueshengbixujiaojiazhang！”
“sheixiandongdeshou？”tashengyinyouxieqinglengkanzhetamenwendao。
xuyanshenseshanduohaimeikaikoujiubeishenhanfengqiangxianyibu“laoshi，shiwoxiandongshoude。”
“nihailizhiqizhuangle！”wangzhurenkantaneisizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzijiulaiqi，cuicuzheyunzhilianxitamenjiazhang。
yunzhiyingzhetoupizaipingmushangshuruneigetayijinghenjiubucengkanguoquelanshuyuxindehaoma，ranhoubotong。
guolejimiao，dianhuajietongle。
“wei？”dianhuaneitouchuanlaideshinanxingteyoudecixingdeshengyin，yuyinweitiaogouderendexindoukuaisule。
yunzhiyaxiaxinlideneisijidong，yongzhiyeyuqishuodao“qingwenshishenhanfengdejiazhangma？”
shenciyixiazijiutingchuleshitadeshengyin，duanzandelengleyixiazhihouhuidao“……shi，woshitagege。”
he，jinianbujianzheijiuburenshile？
“shizheiyangde，shenhanfengyinweiyixieyuanyinfanlediancuo，ninnenglaiyitangma？”
沈辞“……”
dijicibeijiaojiazhangle？tadoukuaibujidele，yedekuitashitadi，ruguoshitaerzi，taxianzaiyijingbeiqidejinicule。
“keyi，womashangguoqu。”
guadiaodianhua，yunzhihenhendesonglekouqi。
tahuiguozhihouxiangguowushugegentajianmiandechangjing，queconglaimeiyouxiangdaotamendiyicizhengshijianmianjuranhuishiyizheiyangdefangshijianmian……
tabanaozilixiangguodewushudegouxuejupassdiao，guoranbunengkantaiduodegouxueju。
shenghuozhenshichongmanlewushugeyiwaihejingxi。
不过惊吓颇多。