第3章:吊打渣女

meilanzhulianchunjubai,haobantiancaihuangshendao:“xiaoxu,wozhidaonishikanwoxianzaiyouqianle,xinlibupingheng,shuoba,jiejiniduoshaonijiukenjiuniqinwaisheng?”

meixuweiweigouchun,renzhendaliangzheyanqianzheizhangcenglingtawubiaidaidemiankong,haobantian,zhidaomeilanzhuyoudianfahuang,tacaiqingxiaodao:“yaowojiuta,keyi。”

meilanzhuxixingyuse,qipandekanxiangta。

“jiangnicongmashenshangnazoudezichanquanbuzhuanyijiwo。”

qingpiaopiaodeyijuhua,bianlingmeilanzhumiansezhourankuata。

tameiyouzaishuorenhehua,zhishijilemeixuyigeyuandudeyanshenbianzoule。

meixufengcidexiao,lengshengdao:“meiyouzuohaodangqiongguangdandezhunbei,jiubietamazailaijiaxingxingdezhaowo。”

tahenqingchu,zaimeilanzhuxinli,jinqianyuanbitaerzidemingzhongdeduo,zheiyangderen,lingtaexin。

jinsusheloudeshihou,duzaimenkoudeneixietongxuemoqidejitanuokaileyitiaolu。

haimeishangtaijie,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlailejidaocierdeyilunsheng。

“zhenmeixiangdaomeixujuranshizheizhongren,shiliyouwuqing,lianzijideqinwaishengdoubujiu。”

“shia,tajiedouneimedishengxiaqile,tajingranhaidianjirenjiadecaichan,nanguaitarenyuanneimecha。”

“linaniyihoulitayuandian,zheizhongrenzuixihuanbeihoutongrendaozile,zhangdehaokanyouzenyang,xinchouloudehen。”

“……”

zuanjinloutifushou,meixumilemiyanjing,jingzhiniutouchaozheshengyindelaiyuanchukanqu。

shuohuadelinashitadesheyou,pingrilijiuxihuangentaduizhegan。

weiweiyixiao,meixushenshendedingzhelinazhouweidejigenvshengkanlehuier,diandiantou:“nimendehuawojizhule,wohuizhaojihuirangnimenshenkedejianshixiawochouloudeneixin。”

linasangziyanyigeng,liansefajiang,qideduoleduojiao。

wushuiqijian,sushementuranbeihenhenkeshang,meixushunjianbeijingxing。

zuoqishen,dishangdaochudoushiyanliaohehufupin。

dalegejiling,meixuxunsutiaoxiachuang。

tadehuazhuangbaodachangzhe,kouhongduanchenglehaojijie,meibiyebeizachenglefenmo,jiulianfenbingyebeiranshanglehongsedeyanliao。

zaikanchuangdanbianyuan,rumujiushiyigeyongyanliaoxiededadade“shabi”erzi。

huazhuangbaotashuiqianzhenglihaode,buguocaishuileyijue,jiuchenglelangjieyipian。

susheyigongyousiren,liangrenquzhaonanpengyou,zhishengxialetahelina,buyongxiangdouzhidaozheiyiqieshisheigande。

tianletianchunban,meixuliansefaliang,yinlidesaoleyiyanduichuang。

naqishouji,dakaishexiang,jiangxianchanghuamiandouluhao,youjiangyushiheweishengjianlidoululeyibian,quedingxianchangwuren,tabaocunhao,daihaoshoutao,zhijiecongbaolisouchulaierqiankuai,fangzaileduichuangdezhentouxiamian。

zuohaozheiyiqie,tatingdaowaimianlinadaizhejigenvshenghuilaile,talikezhuangchuyifuhenkeliandeyangzi,nachushouji“baojing”,tingdaotazaibaojing,gangjinmendejigenvshengzhouranbianlelianse。

dudulinayifumanbuzaihudeyangzi,fengcidao:“meixu,niyiweijingjushinijiakaide?niyouzhengjuma?jiuwuxianwomen。”

meixujiazhuangmolemoyanlei:“youbenshinimenbiezou,woxiangxinjingchashushuyidinghuihaiwogegongdaode!”

linayileng,jinjiezhejiugenneijigenvshenghahadaxiaoqilai,yibianxiaoyibianmameixushigeshabi,shuotamenjintiandaoyaokankanjingchazenmezhitamendezui。

jingchahenkuaijiulaile,meixulenglenggouchun,nachudvjijiudijilejingcha。

jiangshoujililudeshipinyibingjilejingcha,meixukuzhedao:“jingchashushu,tamenbujinbawodedongxihuile,duiwozaochenglejingshensunshang,haitouzoulewoliangqiankuai,zheiyijinggouchengledaoqiezui!”

linadengrenzaitingdaodvjilifangchudeshengyinshiyijingmengbile,xianzaitingdaomeixudehua,dunshizhamao。

zhidaojingchaconglinadepushangfanzhaochuliangqiankuai,jigerendelianseyijingbianchenglezhuganse。

yizhidaojigerenbeijingchadaizou,linacaimengdifanyingguolai,madao:“meixu,nizheigeyinxiandejiannvren,wobuhuifangguonide!”

“sayouneila~”meixuzhalezhayanjing,chaozhejirenhuilehuishou,yongkouxinggentamendaobie。

boshijituan,dongshizhangbangongshi。

ruodadebangongzhuohou,bojunzuozaibangongshihou,zhengraoyouxingqudedingzhebijibendiannaolideshipinkan。

shixianbuzijueningzaihuamianlineigezuozaiyizishangdexianshoushenyingshang,lveyouxiecucaodezhifugezhepingmuhuaguoneizhangguzuoqifendexiaolian,chunjiaobujingouqi。

hanchuzhanzaibangongzhuoqian,xiaoxinyiyidaliangzhezijialaobandelianse,tixingdao:“boxiansheng,sidianbanyougeshipinhuiyi。”

“ng。”bojunchunjiaoyufagouqi,zhijianqiaoleqiaobangongzhuo:“zuiduojitian?”

hanchuxunsufanyingguolai:“xingshijuliuzuiduosanshiqitian。”

yingshangbojunhuimorushendeyanshen,hanchunachushouji:“wozheijiuquban。”

haiweichumen,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyouyouyiju:“gebiehuazhuangpindian,sihugaigaogaohuodongle。”