yuyileiyitingsuhuiyinrangtadatai，haiyaobataganchujingcheng，jingzhidexiaolianzhouranbiandecanbai。
taweiqudizhuajinfuzhixingdeshou，yishuanghanleidexingyantonghong，zhanshenghuanta：“xingge。”
fuzhixingbatahuzaihuaili，jiletayigeanweideyanshen，“ma，yileizheigehaiziwobixuyao。”
suhuiyintaishoujile，suozaitahuailideyuyileiyibazhang，nuchidao：“nihunzhang！”
“nixiangyaohaizi，yuxinjinishengduoshaodouxing。”
“wozaojiushuole，rangniwanguiwan，naoguinao，buyaobanvrendaihuijiali。”
“nidaohao，beizheigexiao**milexinqiao？”
suhuiyinbaguorenpopodexingxiang，zhenshiyandelinlijinzhi。
fanzhengwulunchuleshenmeshi，cuokendingbushitabaobeierzide。
tayaodayaonao，yezhihuichongzhenvren，erbushizuikuihuoshoufuzhixing！
kenengjuedeyibazhangdadebujieqi，suhuiyinyibazhuaiguoyuyilei，ehenhendidengzhetadao：“wojintianfeide，haohaojiaoxunjiaoxunnibuke。”
“zaojiugennishuole，biezaiwoerzimianqianwantaolu。”
“xiangduanfujiadefanwan，jiugaidongrenshi。”
“woerzidanchunkanbuqingnidexiaoxinsi，danwobushishazi。”
“nizheizhixiaosaohulijing，kebiezaiwomianqianyanliaozhai！”
huayinyiluo，ruyudianbandebazhangjiuluodaoyuyileilianshang。
zheiweicengjingkaodangdisanzheshangweidefutaitai，haizhenbushigaide。
tadebiaohanchengdu，rangfuzhixingdouyoudianchu。
jiannvrenbaixidexiaolianbeidazhong，zuijiaoliuxue，toufayelingluanbukan。
fuzhixingwozhutamadeshouwan，yuqiwunaidao：“haole，ma。”
“够了，别打了。”
“bushiyileixiangnahaizibangzhuwo，shiwoxiangyaohaizi。”
“ninbuzhidao，yuxindeshentiyouwenti，tashengbulehaizi。”
suhuiyinmeitouweicu，bukezhixindikanzheta，“shenmeyisi？”
fuzhixingcongxizhuangkoudaili，nachuyizhangjianchadandijita，“zheishiyuxindejianchabaogao，tadeshentigenbenjiubunengyouyun。”
“wozhidaoyeyezhongshita，suoyixiangzhewuluntanengbunengsheng，wodouhuigentajiehun，haohaoguorizi。”
“keshentiyouwentiderenyoubushiwo，wozongbunengweiletaduanzijuesunba？”
“wogenyileishanglianghaole，zheigehaizishizaiwohunqianhuaide，yihouyebushejihouwohunhouchugui。”
“napayouyitianyeyezhidaole，yehuitiliangwode。”
zaiwaimiantoutingdeyuxinzhijianweijin，zichaodixiaolexiao。
yuanlaizheijiushitayiweidenianshaoshenqing，xiangzhixiangxu。
wangtazheiyigexingqi，haizaiyinweizijibeixiayao，chadiangenfutingxiaoshuileergandaozize。
haixiangzhe，jintianyidingyaozhaotahaohaoliaoliaotamenzhijiandeshiqing。
tayiweitamenzhijiandewenti，jiushiyinweitaguangguzhejiaoqinggenxuexi，lvcijujuetadeqiuai。
quebuxiang，tazaojiubianxinle。
yuxinbenlaixiang，fanzhengtamenyekuaijiehunle。
ruguotafeiyao，tayekeyiji。
kezheiyike，tayouruqingtianpili。
yuanlaitaailezheimeduoniandeweihunfu，weilewaimiandeqingren，liantadeshentidounengnalaizaoyao。
tayuxinmeiniandouzuoquanmiandeshentijiancha，haiconglaidoubuzhidao，yuanlaizijibunengsheng？
真是一场大笑话。
suhuiyinkanjianjianchadan，lianseshaoyoushuhuan，tabanxinbanyiwen：“nishuodedoushizhende？”
fuzhixingshuohuangzaojiushuochenglejing，tabudongshengse，“ma，woyoubiyaonazheizhongshipianninme？”
“ruguoyuxinnengsheng，wofandezhefeiyaozheigehaizi？”
suhuiyinlianseyinchen，binglengdemuguangluozaiyuyileipingtandexiaofushang，“zheigehaizi……”
yuyileiwuzhetengtongdezuijiao，yiliantaohaodao：“futaitai，woquyiyuanzuoguojiancha，duzilidebaobaotebiejiankang。”
“erqiehaishigenanhai，wozheiliyouhaizidebchaodan，jininkankan。”
suhuiyinlenglengdikanzhenvrenjiaoxiadeshilimigaogenxie，yilianbuyuedao：“jiranhuaiyunle，haichuanshenmegaogenxie？”
“haiyou，jiunizheizhongnvrenyongyuandoubukenengjinwomenfujiademen。”
“yaobushiyuxinshentiyouwenti，yelunbudaoniweiwoerzishenghaizi。”
“zhixing，yihoubuxubatadaizhezhaoyaoguoshi，nibuyaolianwogennibahaiyaolian！”
fuzhixingwanzhetamadeshoubei，yilianqinnisajiao：“ma，bushiwoguyiyaodaiyileilailaozhai。”
“shiyuxinzuijinzhaorendiaochawo，tahaoxiangyijingzhidaoleyileihuaiyundeshiqing，wopataanzhongshanghaiyileigenhaizi。”
“wozheibushibudeyime？”
“ninbieshengqi，woxiacibuhuizaizheiyangle。”
suhuiyinzuitengtazheigeerzi，buranyebukenengbataguandezheimemeiyoudaodegan。
talenghengyisheng，yuqizhongdezhizeyuelaiyueruo，“nizijigandeposhi，meichuxi。”
tameiyandichui，yifuhaoerzidemoyang，“ma，yuxinshuowanshangyaogenwotantan。”
“ninzhidaotadexingge，tazhidaowogenyileideshiqing，kendingyaonao。”
“如果她要退婚？”
“xingle，zheijianshiqingwojiejue。”
“rangtadaizaizheijianfangbieluanpao，dengyixiazoudeshihourangtaconghoumenzou。”
“niyeyegennibabashishenmeren？
nibazheinvrendaidaotamenmianqian，budengtongyuzisha？”
yanjiansuhuiyinyaochumen，yuxinganjinnazheluyinbizouren。
tasuibiandakaiyishan，meishangsuodefangjianduolejinqu。
dengdaojiaobushengjianjianxiaoshi，caizhongxinyouhuidaofuzhixingdewoshijixushoujichugui“zhengju。”
gangcaitaqingchudetingdao，zhiyouyigerendejiaobushenglikai，neijiushuomingshengxialianggerenhaimeizou。
yuxincishi，zhiguzhequanshenguanzhudixiangzheijian，rangtajuedeexindeposhi。
wanquanmeizhuyidao，zheijianfangjianhaiyouyigeren。
erqieneigeren，zhengzaihuanyifu……
xuyuhou，yuxingangtuikaifuzhixingdewoshimen，jiukanjianyimurangtazhifanshengliexinchangjing。
yuyileiwozaifuzhixinghuaili，diashengdiaqidekaikou：“baba，niyaozoulema？”
爸爸？？？
什么鬼？
zheigechenghu，haizhenbushiyibandeleiren！
yuxindaoshimeixiangdao，fuzhixingpingshikanqilaiyibenzhengjing，jurankouweizheimezhong。
nanrenwenredezhijian，xintengdifushangtahongzhongdelianjia，roushenghongdao：“en，woyaoxiaqupeiyeyetamenchifan。”
“niguaiyidian，wandianwohaohaopeini。”
yuyileibaozhetadebozi，zhanshengsajiao，yibianchouqi，yibiansongshangzijidehongchun，“keshirenjiayigeren，zaizheilihuihaipa，huijuedeleng。”
“woxiangyaobaba，xianjiwoyidianwennuan。”
fuzhixingbujujuetadegouyin，danyiranbaochiyidingdianweishubuduodelizhi：“buxing，guai。”
“我还有事。”
“不，我要。”