第1章

jingquanshoufufurendewo,shengchanqianxi,quebeirenbangdaodataoshayouxi。

wotuozheshuodadeduzizaishulinpinmingbentao,tingjianlabalixiaoduohaoyoudeshengyin。

“xiaoduonibupeidasaoshenghaizi,laizheierganma?xiaosaoziyouzuole?”

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“shia,yinyinchaozheyaolaikanzheimaxituanbiaoyan,yunshengyiweiwogongsiyoushi,yangshuipoledoubawoganhuilai,shadekexiao。”

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suizhejuliedianji,yangshuihunhezhexianxuelinleyidi,woquansuozheleiliumanmian。

suizheshenhouzhuishadejiaobushengyuelaiyuejin,dujudaoda**。

suoyourendouzaidusheinenghuodaozuihou。

zhiyouxiaoduoshengyinbingleng,“yiqianwan,duneifengdianyunfusi!”

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众人哄笑着摇头。

zaitamenyanzhong,zheishiyichangbishudeduju。

xingdongbubian,haituozheyundu,zenmetaoguoliegouhenianqinglizhuangdetaoshanpc?

kexiaoduogenbenbuzaihu,talanyangyangdituichuchouma。

“yiqianwan,maiwojiayinyinyigegaoxing。”

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xiaoduodianranyigenxueqie,lisuodangrandikaikou:

“xiaolaopojiuyonglaichongdema,yunshengzuishixianhuidongshi,kaigeqinmifugoutagaoxingle。”

wotingzhetadeshengyin,zenmedouwufahejiyizhongaiworugudezhangfuzhonghe。

xiangaibanian,wopeizhetacongpinqiongnandayibubuzoudaojingquanshoufu。

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weileduideqiyiqianwandeduju。

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wobansibuhuodibeilindeshuangjiaolidi,xiangpowawasidehuanghuangyouyou。

shenxiashiyipiancimudehong。

zhuchirenjiangshujumianbantouyingdaodapingshang,“he”leyisheng:

“yundu99.9limi,zheikezhenshaojian,yishengyishizhangzhangjiujiua!”

gezhetoutao,wokandaoxiaoduoyanshenyilin,louzhubaiyinyindeshoushaoshaosongkai。

woyiweitarenchulewo,xinzhongyongqiwujindesuanse。

kexiayimiaotachunjiaoyougouqiyimoxiao,“benlaiyiweiwojiayunshengyijinggouhanjianle,meixiangdaojinghainengpengdaoshujuzheimeyizhide。”

kanzhetadebeimanmankaohuiyizi,wojuewangzhiji。

yongjinquanlibihuachuyigeshoushi。

neishidiyiciwozaiyouleyuanzoudiushiyuedingde,tamanyanrouqingdiwangzhewo。

“yunsheng,yihouzoudiunijiuzuochuzheigeshoushi,jiusuannidaizhewanoumianju,woyenengzaimangmangrenhaizhongyiyanrenchuni!”

kedengwozhenzhengyongshangzheigeshoushishi。

taquemanyanyane,haobuliuqingdirangrenbaiduanwodeshouzhi。

“zheigeshoushizhiyouyunshengnengyong!douzheigesiyangzile,haixiangzhemaochongtagouyinwo!”

“jiwozaifangliangzhiliegoujinqu,woyaorangtazhangzhangjixing!”

daizhexingchoudeyachiyaoshangwoquanshengechu,wohuzhuduzicanjiaofangun,xianxuewanyanleyilu。

haoyoudaitouhuanhu,manshengyanxian。

“yaowoshuohaishijiyunshengminghao,beinijiaochongzheimeduonian,chengdeshangjingshizuixingfudenvrenle!”