第3章 你说着好意思,我听着都不好意思

chifeiderenwuyijingwancheng,yebuxiangkantajixuzuoyao,dangxiazhunbeigaoci:“shuxiaojie,nihaohaoxiuxiba,woxianzoule。”

“dengdeng。”shuranranshunjianhuishenhuoleguolai,jicudijiaozhuleta。

chifeibenzheyigetezhudejingyejingshen,limaodishuo:“shuxiaojie,youshiniqingshuo,wohuixianglingzongzhuandade。”

shuranranshenshoushijingqialeyixiazijigeboshangdejirou,shengshenggandaoletengtong。

kanlai,zheibushizaizuomeng。

tazirendaomeidixizheqi,choumeikuliandikaikou:“chixiansheng,niqingzuo。youjijianshiqing,woxiangyaoxiangniqingjiaoyixia。”

“qingjiaobugandang,niwenba,wobuzuole。”chifeiwanquannaobudongtashiyaoganma,zhiyehuadixiaolexiao。

shuranrantaiqizuoshoukanlekanshouwanshangneidaoaiyandebahen,zhiyanledangdiwen:“woweishenmeyaozisha?”

han,chifeirourouxiaba,zhenzhuozhezijushuo:“shuxiaojie,zishazhishichuanyan。wogangcaishuole,neiyekenengshigeyiwai。”

“aiya,nibuyonggenwodamahuyanle。”shuranranxinlijidaobuxing,gulegusaibangzi,yilianyingyongwuweidicuicuta:“wozhidao,wokendingshizishaguo,zhishineixiexijiexiangbuqilaile。nijiubashiqinggaosuwoba,meiguanxide,woxianzaiyijingniepanzhongsheng,shenmedounengjingshoudezhu。”

chifeishenshididaliangletayifan,yongyifuhuaiyidezitaiwen:“neijianshi,nizhenjibuqilaile?”

“dui,woshenmedouwangle。”shuranranlianliandianzhetou,shuodexiangdangzhibaitanlv:“anwodexingge,woshibuhuizishade。chifei,wogennijiaogediba。wozheirentebiepateng,jiusuanzisha,woyehuixuangeshaoweiwenheshufudiandefangshi,gewanduotenga……”

talianxianshengdoubuhanle,jiuzheiyangzizhuzifadiduitazhihuqimingle。

haoxiangtamenliangren,yijingyouduoshuxileyiyang。

pianpiantadezheifumoyang,youxiandeshifenziranerran,yidiandoukanbuchulaishizhuangde。

chifeishaoxumolemo,juedingjitaxiayijimengyaosuanle:“shuxiaojie,wojiandandiangennijiangba。zailiangzhouqian,nihewomenmoyanshaoyeshuidaoyiqile,erqienihaipaileshipin,nazheshipinyangyanrangmoyanshaoyequni。keshimoyanshaoyeshiduoqinggaojiaoaoderena,bieshuotaduinimeiyouyidingdianneigeyisi。jiushiyouyisi,niyongzheizhongshouduanyaoxieta,tayebuhuijiufande,zhihuigengfanganni。nibihunbucheng,jiugewanzishale。buguo,nizaizishaqian,youzhuanmenjilingzongdalegedianhua,lingzongganqujiuleni。suoyi,dajiadoushuo,nibushizhendexiangsi,zishaqishiyeshibihundeshouduanzhiyi。weilejiadaolingjia,nishenmeshidouzuodechulai……”

shuranranyueting,neiliangdaoliuyaerbandexiumeizhoudeyuejin。

xinjianyijingyizhabolanqifu,gandaotebiejingsongnanyan,wanquannanyizhixin。

zheihuier,tazhongyurenbuzhudaduanlechifei:“wojingran,zuoguoneimebuyaoliandeshi?gennanrenshuile,haipaishipin?haibihun?haizisha?”

“……”chifeiwuyu,zaixindimomohuidata:dui,ninhaizhidaoneiyangshibuyaoliana?

“haole,bujiujiezheige,womenxianliaozhongdian。”shuranranxianggelingdaoganbuneiyangbailebaishou,wenleyilianchuandewenti:“nishuodeneiqinggaojiaoaodemoyanshaoyeshishei?henimenlingzongyoushishenmeguanxi?wokantamendeganqinghenbuyiban,weileta,lingzongdouchadianrangwoyisixiezuile。nandao,taliangcaishiyiduizhenai?”

yun,zheijiushiniguanzhudezhongdian?

chifeizaiduwuyu,yongkanzhizhangyiyangdeyanshenkanzheta:“lingzonghemoyanshaoyeshiqinxiongdi,nishuoganqinghaobuhao?”

yuanlairuci,shuranranbingbujuedewendeyoushenmebudui,jixushunzhezijidesiluzhuiwen:“neinigaosuwo,lingmoyanzhangshenmeyang?shuaibushuai?dadaonanshendejibiemeiyou?zhidewozhudonggentashui,haimao**hunme?”

chifeijuedezheinvhai,kenengzhenshinaozibuzhengchangle。

tameihaoqidishuo:“moyanshaoyedangranshinanshenjibie,tahelingzong,geyouqianqiu,doubushijiandanyongyigeshuaizinengxingrongde。lingzongshishangyeqicai,yunchouweiwoshafajueduan,zonghengshangchangcongwubaiji。moyanshaoyeshiyixuetiancai,guoneizuinianqingyouweidenaowaikezhuanjia。ruguobushininaochudezheizhuangshi,moyanshaoyejiuhuidaibiaoyixuejiecanjiaxinyijieguojijiechuqingniandepingxuan。xianzaininongde,moyanshaoyezijitichutuichupingxuanle。”

a,tajingranzaizijibuzhiqingdezhuangtaixia,shuileyigedayouqiantudenianqingyixuezhuanjia?

haipohuailerenjiayangmingguoji,weiguozengguangyixiangzhongyaorongyudehuodejihui?

zheikezhenshi,taizuiguole!

yenanguai,gangcaineigelingzonghuineimeshengqi……

shuranranmomozaixindifanshengzheziji,diqibuzudishuo:“chifei,nishuodezheixie,huibuhuinongcuole?nikan,woxiageyuecaimanshibasui,haimeiyouchengnian。zenmehuiquhenanrenshuijuehaipaishipinni……”

“shuxiaojie,niyijingershiyisuile。”chifeishishizaizaiditixingta,zhenyoudianhentiebuchenggang:“qianwanbiezaishuonimeichengnianlexingme?nishuozhehaoyisi,wotingzhedoubuhaoyisi。”

e,dui,xianzaishi2018nian。

lilunshanglaishuo,tadouershiyisuile。

tianna,tazenmehuizheimebeicuidaomei?

haimeihaohaoxiangshoudaoshibasuidehuayangnianhua,jiumomingqimiaobianchengleyigebensandelaonvren……

“baoqian,woyouwanglewoershiyile。”shuranranrenmingdiliaoleliaozijilingluandezhangfa,yiranxiangyaonulibianjie:“chifei,wotingnishuode,nimenmoyanshaoyejiuxiangneitianshangcuicanjingyingdebaiyueguangyiyang,shuyukewangerbukejidegaoduanrenwu。wozheiyangdeputongmeizi,jiusuanyouneigexinqushuita,yemeijihuia。”

“shifadangtian,moyanshaoyequlinghaidaxuezuobaogao。huijiudianxiuxishi,nimaochongfuwuyuanjinletadefangjian,guanzuileta。fanzheng,diertian,nijiunazheshipinquzhaolingzongle。”shuodaozheili,chifeinanmianqifen,jinhubiyidiqiangdiao:“shuxiaojie,woshuodegouqingchuleba?nihaiyoushenmeyaowende?”

shuranrangubushangjijiaotadetaidu,manlianbuganzhixindizhalezhayanjing,xiandejijingeyouwugu:“wojingranyouzheiyangdebenshi?maochongfuwuyuanjintadefangjian,haiguanzuileta?chifei,wozhendejuede,nishuodezheigerenbushiwo,ershilingyigedandabaotianyousemixinqiaodehuainvren……”