第4章 未婚夫,你整容了?

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“谢谢。”

“你胆子挺大。”

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“三土,是你吗?”

声音微微颤抖。

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“wobushizei,woshilaizhaojunyande,wojiaohuaxiaorui,shitadinglewawaqindeweihunqi。”taganjinjieshi。

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花晓蕊狂汗。

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“wojiujiubujiuzaizheilima?nigaibuhuishigemaopaihuoba,zenmelianwojiujiudouburenshi?”

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“duiya。”xiaonvhaitoudiandexiangxiaojizhuomi。

纳尼?

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这哥们整容了!

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小女孩吐吐舌头。

takanchulaile,weilaijiumahejiujiushidiyicijianmian。

“weilaijiuma,nishenshangdoushitoule,woxiandainiquhuanyifuba?”

“谢谢。”

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“wojiaoxiaoxia,jinnianwusui。”tayibianziwojieshao,yibiancongyijulinachulemamideyifu。

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“xiaoxia,nizheimecongming,bangbangwobei。”

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shuowan,zuoleyigeguilian,zhuanshenpaolechuqu。

花晓蕊哭笑不得。

人小鬼大。

……

大厅里。

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是黑咖啡,苦!

“zheikafei……zhenhaohe。”

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“huaxiaojieshafeikuxin,fanqiangjinlai,youshenmeshima?”