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jingquantaiziyezaipengyouquanxiuenai,faleyizhangzhaopian。

zhaopianliyizhiqianqianyushoushangdaizheyikefensezuanjie。

dangwan,liuliangmingxinglinxiyanjiuzaiweiboshaichuzuanjie。

bushaofensigenlurensongshangzhufu。

woxinlihenshibushuang,yushiweiledalianlinxiyan。

wocanjialezongyijiaolailemuyunzhou,wangyoumendouzaichaoxiaowozibuliangli。

zhidaomuyunzhouzhendelaile,bingqiehaizhanzaiwoshenbianweihuwo。

wangyouzheicaimingbaiyuanlaishilinxiyanguyichaozuo。

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wonanpengyoushijingquantaiziye!mushijituandezongcai,muyunzhou!

小心眼一枚!

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yeshiqianjitiangenwonanpengyouchaofeiwenshangresoudeneiwei。

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daolezongyiluzhixianchang,shoushileyifancaikaishiluzhi。

zheidangzongyishiyizhibodexingshibochu,haihuigendanmushishihudong。

zhuchirenzhanzaiyipang,xiaozheduiwomenshuo:“haole,jiexialaishidajiadouhenqidaidehuanjie,xianzaiqinggegenxiyancongnimenmianqiandehezilisuijichouqian,choudaoshenmejiuzuoshenmerenwu!”

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wangyoukanjianzheigerenwu,zaidanmufengkuanghuoyue。

【aaaa!zheibushiwangwomenzuiliweitangma?】

【xiyankendinghuiyaoqingjingquantaiziyelaide】

【jingquantaiziyeshisheia?】

【nizheidoubuzhidao,shimuyunzhoua,mushijituannizongzhidaoba】

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danmuyiduirenfenfenkaishiketang,haiyoujineixieburenshimuyunzhouderenkepu。

muyunzhouzhisuoyibeizhongrenshuzhi,chuleyinweitadejiashibeijing,lingwaiyibufenshiyinweitadeyanzhi。

yinianqianyourenbachulinxiyanzaiweiboshaidefalalishimuyunzhoude,erqiehaishiquanqiu**。

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zhidaoqianjitian,muyunzhouzaipengyouquanfaleyizhangzhaopian,zhaopianlitadeyaoshangwenleyigehaitanghua,haiyouyizhangshouzaidazaitadewenshenshang,shoushanghaidaizhefensezuanjie。

neizhangzhaopiankanqilaihense,rangbushaorenkandaodoufuxianglianpian。

jieguozhaopianfachuqumeiduojiu,linxiyanjiuzaiweiboshangshaichuyizhangshouzhao,shoushangdaidejiezhigenmuyunzhoufadezhaopianjihuyimoyiyang。

bushaofensikanjiandouzaiweibo,douzaixiamianliuyanzhufu。

bushaocpfenbudaoshifenzhongjiuxiewanyipianbgwen,fensikanwanzhihuguoyin。

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wokanzhelinxiyanweiboxiadepinglun,chixiaoyisheng。

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zuanjieyeshimuyunzhousongwode。

neizhangzhaopianshimuyunzhoushuixinghoupaide,zhibuguomuyunzhoupaidaowodelian,wokanjianhoujuedetaichou,burangmuyunzhoufa,muyunzhouzhihaobawodelianjiediao。

wozhidaolinxiyanshiguyijiangneizhangzhaopianfachuqude。

zhuchirenxiaomimidekanzheta,“xiyan,zhunbeiyaoqingsheilaigenniyiqizuofanni?xiangbidajiagenwoyiyangqidai!buzhidaoxiyanxiangderengenwomenyiyangbuyiyang。”

linxiyanlianjiafanhongyilianxiusedao:“woyebuzhidaotayoumeiyoushijian,tagongzuohenmangde,buguowokeyidadianhuawenwen。”

“wae,womenxiyanzhendehentiexinni!”

zhuchirenxiaodeyilianaimei,kanleyixiadanmu,ranhouyouwendao:“xiyan,wangyoumendouhenhaoqinijiduifangdebeizhushishenme,fangbianwomenkankanma?”

linxiyandiandiantou,nachushouji,dakaitongxunjiemian,shangmianbeizhuleyigeaixin。

然后就拨通了电话。