第一章:被绿,绿回去!

“jiefu,yaolewoba,woxiangchengweinidenvren!”

yeqingxuejiangzaizongtongtaofangmenwai,hunshenxueyebingleng,tacongmeixiangguo,huizaidahundangtianzhuangpoweihunfuhemeimeide**。

ruguobushishoudaodeyitiaoshenmiduanxin,takenengyibeizidouhuibeihuoyunlangyingzaodechiqingxingxiangsuomengbi。

fangjianneinannvshenqingkuankuandeduibai,chuandaoerzhong,qingxi,cier。

“xiaomin,wohaiyoubangexiaoshijiuyaojiehunle,nizairenren,ng?”huoyunlangdiyazhesangzi,anfudao。

yexiaominweiqudihengheng:“pingshenmeyeqingxuenengjiajini?tagenyenanrensihungaochusitai,zaojiuzangle!”

huoyunlangfengmouyouan,suihouchongnimolemonvrendetou。

“niyeyelinsiqianbayichandabufenjileyeqingxue,ruguobugentajiehun,womenzenmenengquannadaoshou?”

“wobuzaihuyichan!wozhizaihuni。”yexiaominkuazuozaihuoyunlangtuishang,jiaoshengdao:“womentoutoumomozangle5nian,woyidingyaobiyeqingxuexianchengweinidenvren!”

shuozhe,tapisanzhezhangfajiuxiangyizhiyaoyandedie,huanhuanconghuoyunlangdeyaojianwangxiafeiwu。

tingzhefangneichuanchulaideyinyanhuiyu,yeqingxueleiliumanmian,taconglaimeiyouzijizuixinrendelianggeren,jingranhuibeipanziji!

xintongrudaojiao,hunshenzhibuzhuzhandou,xinzangxiangshibeirenniezhuleyiban,jihuyaochuanbuguoqilai,jianyingdezhijiaciruzhangxin,zuanchulexue。

tengtongrangtadelizhihuilong!

yeqingxuecadiaolianshangdeleishui,zhuanshendaopangbiandechuwujianzhaolebatuobahengzaifangjiandemenbashoushang,menbeijinjinkouzhu,bingzaimenkoufangzhile‘zhengzaiweixiu’depaizi。

然后转身下楼。

erlouhunyanting,haichengyoutouyoulianderenwuquandaole,gejiameitizhangqiangduanpaozaoyijuji。suizhehunyantingzhengmendedakai,zhongrendemuguangtouxiangrukou。

yeqingxueyixibaisehunsha,zhangzhangdehunshaqunbaiyaoyezaidi,meidejiuxianghuashangzouxialaideyiyang。

suizheshijianyifenyimiaoguoqu,xijianderenganjuedaolebuduijing。

“xinlangni?buhuitaohunleba?!”

“buhuiba……huoyunlangwenwenerya,bushizheizhongren,yinggaigaiyoushenmezhongyaoshiqingdangeleba?”

“hehe,zheibaxinniangzigulinglingdiutaishangde,suanshenmenanren!”

“是啊!太渣了!”

xijianyilunfenfen,quanbudouzaiweitadabaobuping。

yeqingxuezaitaishangdeshenyingqingqingzhandou,fangfobunengchengshouzhongji,jihujiuyaodaoxia。erzaimeirenkanjiandetoushaxia,hongchungouchubinglengdehudu。

yefujideguanleyikoujiu,yadishengyinnudao:“lianxishanghuoyunlangmeiyou?!”

zhulinenedao:“lianxibushang……”

yezhenbangjiangjiubeizhongzhongzazaizhuoshang:“xuanbuhunliyanchi!”

yibiandezhuchirendiandiantou,nazhehuatongshangtai,eryeqingxueyanmoudichui,dengdejiushizheigeshiji!

takuaibushangqian,qiangguohuatong,kaikou。

“jiranwodexinlangbuxianggenwojiehun,neiwozhutaxingfu。jinhou,wogenhuoyunlangnanhunnvjiagebuxianggan!erwojiangzaizaichangdedanshennanshizhong,zhongxinxuanyiweixinlang!”

ciyanyichu,xianchangzhale,fachulezhenzhenjianjiaogenhuanhusheng。

bulunlaoshao,suoyounanrendouyongjizheshangqian。mianduifengkuangderenqun,yezhenbangyouxinzuzhi,yelaibujile。ermeitiyejiangjingtoulaolaoduizhunleyeqingxue——

“woneibiaogegaoshenme?haoburongyidashangyeqingxue,jingrangongkuiyikui!”guibinxishangdesumurenbuzhuxingzailehuo,“yeqingxueyouqianyoumao,nagenanrendoubuhuijujue,zheixiajiusuantayouxinwanhui,yelaibujige……”

sumushuozhedunleyixia,suijijinghuyisheng:“luerge!ta、tata……chaozheibianguolaile!yeqingxuebuhuikanshangwoleba?”

luxixingyikaozaiyizishang,wuguanlitijingzhi、lunkuojianyi,junmeidecelianxiandejinguierliangbo。kepianpiantayanjiaozhangledeyikeleizhi,meihuohebinglengwanmeironghe,yigujinyuganpumianerlai。

taxiuzhangdeshouzhijiazhehongjiubei,qinghuang,fangfozhouweifashengdeshiqingyutawuguan,yilianxianshi。

yeqingxuetuozhehunshaqunbaizaisujiaxiqiantingxia,duishangnanrenyihuodeyanshen。

ranhouzhijiewenshanglenanzidebochun,qiyinninan,yanboliaoren。

“苏少,闪婚么?”

huoyunlangfujiajiadaozhongluo,beixiatoukaowaizusujia,suiranhuoyunlangnenglituchu,kezhongjiubuxingsu!burantayebuhuipanfushangyejia,wangxiangjiangyejialianjindaigutunxia。

sujiarendingxibo,danhoudaizhangdedoutebiejunmei——sumubianshiqizhongqiaochu,suiransumushigexiuhuazhentou,zhizhihuijinrutu,bameipaoniu,dangengshisujiaweiyidejichengren!

ruguotajiajilesumu,jiunengchediniesihuoyunlang!

下一秒。

yeqingxuejiweiqingxiditingdaonanrenzaichunchixiangyijiandehua,sangyindaizheyouyangdecixing,gendutedeyunwei。

“我不姓苏。”

tongshi,renqunjianturanyizhenhongnao:“huoyunlanglaile!”