曹明钰目眦欲裂。
气死了！
气死了！
tazhenmeijianguozheimebuyaoliande。haizhantadebianyi？qiaoqiaonineichoulouexindeyangzi。
zheiyangdehuayaoshichuandaoxifuerduoli，xifuyoudeyishenyigui，rangtabudeanning。
caomingyuhenhenduojiao，falehen:“niburangsouchajiushixinxu。jiurangguanfulaicha。”
yecailingzezeliangsheng:“woshuoburangchalema？congtoudaoweiwodoumeishuoburangcha。woshinvjuan，nimenyaochajiuzhaojigepozilai。nidagehaimeisini！nimenzaojianwo，jiushibatadelianpifangdishangcai。xinbuxinwoquchaguanjiuloushuoshu，jiushuoxiaoshuziwangzhangsaofanglizuan。”
“efu！dufu！buzhilianchi！”
caoshixiongdiliangqigedaoyang。
jinguanhenbudeshengsileyecailing，haishiyinweitadehuayouleguji，rangxiarenjiaolejigepozijinqusou。jieguoziranshenmedoumeisouzhe。
jigepoziyeshigouzhangrenshi，weiletaozhuzihuanxin，guyibawulifandeluanqibazao。haibayecailingchifandewandasuile。
yecailingzhishikanzhelengxiao，bingbuzuzhi。
daba！fanzhengyourenmaidan。
caomingjunliangrenzhengdaizherenwangwaizou。qiazaizheishi，caolaotaitaidepeijiayahuanyungudaizhelianggecushipozilaile，tamenshilaidaiyecailingquxingshiwenzuide。yinweiruanqinghegaodaolelaotaitaimianqian。
yungugenliangweishaoyeshuominglelaiyi。caoshixiongdilianglianshanglikeluchuxingzailehuodebiaoqing。
rangnikuang，zheibuxianshibaolaile。
liangxiongdiyebujizhezoule，zhanzaiyibianzhunbeikanyecailingdexiaohua。
“yeshi，laofurenrangnilikeguoqu，genwomenzouba！”zuoweicaolaotaitaidepeijiayahuanjianxinfu，yunguduiyecailingconglaimeiyouhaolianse。
yecailingyebuguanzheta，jixiaodao:“laotaitairangwoqu，woziranhuiqu。jiushinizuoweiyigenubi，zhijiechenghuwozheigedashaofurenxingshi，kejianshilaotaitaibanijiaodaodejihao。”
zheifanhuashuodepiaoliang，doubayunguzhengbuhuile。tayedelaoliantonghong，xilideyanshenxiangdaoziyiyangluozaiyecailinglianshang。kexiyecailingbupata，juzhejiandaohuanglehuang:“dengshenmedeng，zaidengbaniyanzhuzikouchulai。”
云姑:……
反了，反了！
xiaojiantizidaofantiangangle！jurangannazhejiandaoweixieta，sheijiejitadedanzi？
yungudouzheshouzhizhizheyecailing，fenfushenhoudepozi:“qu，bazheige……”
yecailingmeiyanlingli:“wokansheigan？zuotianmanyueyanshang，binkemenkedouzhidaocaojiaguohechaiqiao，kedaidaerxi，nimencaicaitamenhuiquhuizenmeshuo？huibuhuihaoqicaojiarenzenmeduidaiwo？”
lianggepozikankanyungu，buganshangqian。
caojiakedaidaerxideliuyanyijingchuanchuqule。jiupachuandaoyeshideniangjia，patamenlainao。caojiaqianduoshida，bingbupayijiaxiangxianituizi。guanjianshipadashaoyedezhengdiyicigongjie。
zuoweicaolaotaitaidexinfu，yunguzhidaodebiqitaxiarenduodeduo。
dashaoyecaihuahengyi，zaichaotangshangshengqiantaikuai，zaolehenduorendehongyan。zuorilaicanjiamanyueyanderenlimianshuobudingjiuyouqitaguanyuandeyanxian。suoyi，haizhenbunengqingyidongyeshi。
yungujilipingfuxiongkoudenuqi。
tazaicaojiahendelian，meishouguozheiyangdeweiqu。danweiledaju，tabunengjizhuzirehuo。
dengzhe！zaowanyouyitianshoushini。
yungupixiaoroubuxiaodao:“dashaofuren，laofurenhaidengzheni！qingba！”
“dengzhe，wobayifuliangshang。”yecailingjinleyuanzi，mantiaosililiangyifu。
yunguyaoleyaoya，renle。
liangxiongdijianyungudoubaixiazhenlai，xinlishiwang，xingxinglikaile。
jialideguowanpiaopenxuyaoxianqucaimai，genbenganbushangzaoshanshijian。jinshipagongpoezhe，ganjinfenfucaimaideguanshiquzijiajiuloumaixiezaocanhuilaiyingfuyidun。
yecailingdaorenhetangdeshihou，caolaoyezihecaolaotaitaizhengchizhezaocan。
jinshanzhenshangzuihaodegaodianpujiushicaojiade。zhenshangzuihaodejiulouyeshicaojiade。danzijiadejiucaihegaodiandouchinile，zaijiashangchufangbeitou，caolaotaitaixiongkoufamen，meiyouyidianshiyu。
fanguancaolaoyezidaoshimeishouyingxiang，gaichichi，gaihehe。
caojiajiadifenghou，yidianshicaibeitou，caolaoyeziyidiandoumeifangzaixinshang。
“rangtazaiwaimiandengzhe。”caolaotaitaiyilianyane。
zijizuijiaoaodeqiliner，quebudebugenzheiyangde**pizibangzaiyiqi，guangxiangxiangtajiududehuang。
yaoshuocaojiasheizuiyaneyecailing，feicaolaotaitaimoshu。
yunguchulaidao:“laofurenzhengzaiyongshan，nidengyihuier。”
yecailingniutoujiuzou:“jiranlaotaitaihaimeichiwanfan，woguoyihuizailai。”
“ai——nibunengzou，laofurenmeirangnizou。niwunilaofurendemingling，jiushibuxiao。”yungujiyandao。
yecailinglengxiao:“youbushiwoyigerenbuxiao，wopasha？laoerlaosanjiadebuyemeiguolaisihouma？woshixiangxianituizi，meiwenhua，budongliyi。laoerlaosandexifukedoushiduguoshu，shouguozhengjingjiaodaode，tamendoubuzhidaoxiaoshun，ganqingjiuqifuwoyigeren？”
“buxing！wodequdamenwaimianzhaorenpingliqu。”
“rangtajinlai！”wulichuanlaicaolaotaitainuhousheng。
哼！
老虔婆！治不了你！
yecailingangzhetou，dabuzoulejinqu。
yungumiyan，yidoudunsheng:yeshigenyiqiandabuyiyang，wanquanxiangbianleyigerenyiyang，mofeibeishuiguifushen？
yungubeizijideniantouheleyitiao。
正堂里。
caolaotaitaiyishengnuhe:“guixia！”
yecailingxiangmeitingdaoyiyang，wen:“laotaitaijiaowoguolaiyoushenmeshi？youhuajiushuo，youpikuaifang。”
caolaoyezilianpibushoukongzhichouchuleyixia:……
“ni！nigejianfu！jingranzheiyangwunipomu……”caolaotaitaiqichongtianlinggai。tayibeizishunfengshunshui，youshenglesangelingtajiaoaodeerzi。heshibeixiaobeizheiyangwuniguo。kuangqiehaishizuirangtayanedexiaobei。
yecailingshuangshouhuanxiong，xienicaolaotaitai，jifengdao:“zheihuierzhidaodangwopomule？nibushibuchengrenwoshicaojiadaerxima？jiranzheimekanbushangwo，woyebuxihannimencaojiadefugui。heli！sheibukenfangshousheishiwangbadan！”
caolaoyezi&caolaotaitai:……
zheishineigekeyicuoyuanroubiandeyeshima？
绝对不是！
caolaoyezilvxiancongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen，keleyisheng:“yeshi，shuoshenmehuhuani？youhuahaohaoshuo。nipomubijingshizhangbei，nizheiyangdingzhuangpomu，chuanchuqukebuhaoting。”
叶采苓呵呵……