“laoshi，zheishiwuliangyinzi，woxianshibaomingdeshi，youlaoninfeixinle！”
xuzhanganjiangquanjiahaoburongyicouchulaideyinqian，fangzaizhuozishang。
shuyuanxianshengyuxiulinmiyanxiaozheshenshou，jieguoleyinliang。
“zhangan，niyenianjibuxiaoleba？”
“huilaoshi，jinshibachengnian！”
“en，yegaihunpeile！”
shenchuanzhangshandaomaoanrandeyuxiulin，miyanxiaozhe，henshimanyidedaliangzheyanqiandeshaonian，jirenyizhonglaozhangrenkannvxu，yuekanyuexihuandeganjue。
xuzhanganyeshenxileyikouqi，manlianxinxihejidong。
xinshuo，laoshitayougenvererbafangling，congminglingli，yinggaishikanzhongwodeqiantuwuliang，xiangyaobanverjiajiwo……
“zhangan，laijianguonishiniang！”
yuxiulinshuohuatongshi，zhaoshoushiyiliwuderenchulai。
“见过师娘——”
xuzhanganxiayishiwanyaoxingli，zuijiaoshangqiao，xinxiangguoran，laoshirangshiniangchulai，zhunbeishangliangqinshile！
keshizaikanqingyanqianzhirenrongmaohouquelengzhule。
“芷青？师娘！”
xuzhangandengdaleyanjing，manlianzhenjing。
zheinalishishiniang，fenmingshishijie……
meixiangdaozheiyuxiulinkanshangqudaomaoanrande，jingranwandezheimehua！
buguohewomeiguanxi，wolaozaojiukanchulaizheishijie，chalichaqide，suoyibieryuanzhi。
kongpaneixieaimutadeshixiongdimen，heihei
jiuzaixuzhanganxingzailehuoshi。
“niqulezhiqing，danquebuyaochixinwangxiang，jidehaohaoyilixiangdai！”
yuxiulinqingkeyisheng，yibenzhengjingdekaikou。
xuzhanganchadianshanleshibasuidelaoyao：？？？？
nizheishuode，shishenmehua？
不要痴心妄想？
以礼相待？
“shifu，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
xuzhangansuirancaichulaileqizhongyixiewochuogouxue，keshiqueganjuetaihuangmiu。
“hehe，xuzhanganniyebukankannishenmedexing，nipeideshangwoma？”
“woshilaoshideren，shinigaopanbushangdeshiniang，rangniqulewo，zhishiweilejiwohelaoshidayanhu！”
yipangzhiqingmanlianbiyibuxie，renbuzhukaikouwakuchaofengxuzhangan。
“laoshideyisihenmingxian，jiushiniqulewoyihou，zhaoyangbawodangshiniangyiyanggongzhe，danquebukeyipengwo！”
许长安：？？？？
taxinlirenbuzhumaniangle，nizheizhong**suanshenmedongxi？yaobushiweilebaoming，xuzhanganzhenxiangjitaliangbazhangrangtarenqingzijizhishiyigepoxie，haizhendangzijishigunainaile？
xuzhanganlandezaikanzhiqingyiyan，zhijiewenyuxiulin。
“laoshi，zhiqianwomenshuohaode，wojininwuliangyinzi，ninbangwobanhaowurenlianbao，xianshibaomingdeshiqing！”
“zhangan，weishihenkanhaonide，zhiyaoninengcanjiaxianshi，neiyidingjiunengqudebucuodechengji，chengweixiucai……”
“keruguonimeiyoubaoming，neijiusuannicaihuazaihao，yezhishige**denongmin……”
yuxiulinmeiyouzaijixushuoxiaqu，keneiweibiliyoudeyisiqueyijinghenmingxianle。
xuzhanganfennudewojinlequantou。
六年了！
tazaishuyuanqinqinkenkendexuexileliuniandeshijian。
jialigengshinachulailedabufendejixu！
yuanbenxiangzhe，keyipingjiekeju，dailingjiazutuolinonghupinqiongbeicandemingyun，quemeixiangdao！
xuzhanganxiangqileweilecougouzheiwuliangyinzi，yeyeyidabanianjilehaijianchiqunongtianliganhuo。
dimeinianjihaixiao，queyaoqujianchaishifen……
tabenyiwei，zhiyaotongguozijinuli，jiunenggaibianyiqie。
没想到，到头来！
奇耻大辱啊！
“好！”
xuzhanganshenxileyikouqi，dayingxialai。
tayihenxinyiyaoya，xinzhongxiangzhedeshi，jinrizijixuyuweishededayingxialai，bupengzhiqing。
ke，zhiyaoxianzaiyinren，yihoudengzijifadale，hehe，hainengyoudeta……
qizibeishifushuileneishiquru，kezhuannianyixiang，shuilelaoshitengaideshiniang，yebushibunengjieshou，genghekuanghaishishifuqinzisongshangmenlaide。
zeze，zhiyaosixiangbuhuapo，fangfazongbikunnanduo！
genghekuang，zhiqingshijiebuluncaihuahaishixiangmao，yijishencaidoushijijia，zhiyaoshifudafangdejigejishiliangpeisongjiazhuang，neizheimaimaiyebukui！
xuzhanganhenkuaijiujieshoulexianshi。
“laoshi，wokeyidayingxialai，kewojiaweilewozheicixiankaoyijingqingjinsuoyou，shizaishinabuchulaigengduole，shiniangdeyishizhuxing……”
“nideqizi，ziranyouniyangzhe！”
yuxiulinyifuzhengrenjunzidejiashi，daomaoanrandekaikou。
“chucizhiwai，nihaibixumingmeizhengqu，shiliangjiazhuang，sanshimuliangtianzuoweipinli！”
“zaixueyuanpangbianmaiyizuoyuanzi，fangbianwoyulaoshijiaoliuxuexi！”
zhiqingzhigaoqiyang，manlianaorandekaikou。
许长安：？？？？
“jirannidayingle，neiduizhetiandaoherushengqishiba，congjinyihouduishiniangyilixiangdai，ruyouweibei……”
“lingwaizaiqianxiazheigebaozhengshu，ruguonidangandongyixiazhiqingshiniang，jiupeichangsuoyoujiacai，tiandi……”
“ruguonixianzaiqianbugouyemeiguanxi，wotinixiehaoleqiantiao……”
xuzhangankanzheyuxiulinnachulaizaojiuxiehaodebaozhengshu，fennudewojinleshou。
“xuzhangan，nikeyaoxiangqingchule，zheilianmingdanbao，zhiyoulaoshizheilikeyibangnibanhao，ruguonibudaying，neiniyongyuandoumeiyouzigecanjiaxianshi，hehezheimeduoniandeshu，kejiubaidule！”
yipangzhiqinglengchaorefengdekaikou。
xuzhanganwenyan，songkailejinwodeshou。
shia，zijihaiyoubiedexuanzema？
没有了！
许长安伸出来了手！
啪！
一巴掌扇了过去。
zhijiejiangzhiqingdadeyuandijiubailiushiduxuanzhuan，mengquanle！
“sannianyousannian，wohuaqianshilaidushude，quebeinihulaihequ，jinidangpaotuide，jiniganhuo，rujingaibiyebaomingkaoshile，nihai**zheiyangnaniebipowo！”
xuzhanganyibazhangdazaileyuxiulindelianshang，zhijiebatadadaozaidi。
youchenjizaiqikuaxiacaileliangjiao！
爽啊！
xinzhongneigubiequ，fennu，yixiazijiuxuanxielechuqu。
啪！
“anzhaoguiju，wuliangyinziwojile，nihaizheiyangwuruwo？zhendangwoxuzhanganhaoqifu？”
“许长安！”
yuxiulinbeixuzhanganzheituruqilaideliangbazhangdamengle，tazuomengdoumeixiangdao，pingriliweiweinuonuo，yantingjicongbinupuhaihaoshidexuzhangan，jingranganduizijichushou！
“nijingranmuwuzunzhang，duishifuchushou，ni，nizheibeizidouxiuxiangcanjiakeju！”
yebuzhidaoshiyinweiqijibaihuai，haishiyouyuxuzhangandeliangjiaogaizao，yuxiulindeshengyinbiandejianruiyinrou，poyoutaijiangonggongzhifeng。
“buguangbunengcanjiakeju，wo，wohaiyaobanikaichu，rangnichengweiwenrenzhichi，yongyuandoubunengtaruxuetangyibu！”
“he，laozibuxihan！”
xuzhanganlenghengyisheng，shenshouzhuaqigangfangzhuozishangdewuliangyinzi，qishenjiuzou。
gangmaiyibu，xiangshixiangdaoleshenme，shenshouduoguoleyuxiulinzaojiuzhunbeihaodewenshu。
文人之耻？
hehe，kandaoshihousheigengbeirentuoqirumahaole！
ding，jujuezhiqingweiqi，jiaoqiyangchengxitongjuexingshibai。
yigexitongtishisheng，zaixuzhanganmaichudamenshixiangqi。
xuzhanganruzaoleipi，bushiba？
wochuanguoguolaikudengduonian，nibuxianshen，zheigeshihoutiaochulai？
xitong，nizheimegaowo，youyisia？
xianzaihuiqu，hailaidejima？
xuzhanganxiaoxinyiyidewen。
可惜，没有应答。
“狗系统！”
xuzhanganqideyaoyaqiechi，yibianzaidajieshangzouzhe，yibianmazhe。
henkuaijiubeirenaodejiaohanshengjixiyinle。
“zouguoluguobuyaocuoguoa，zuixinyipiguannupaimai，maidaojiushizhuandao！”
yigezhongnianfurendeshengyinxiangchezhengtiaojie，xuzhanganbenlaizhishibeihuayuxiyinpieleyiyan，ranhouquejingdaile！
“若瑄师妹！”
“五两！”
xuzhangangaogaojuqishoulideqiandai。
现场顿时鸦雀无声。
zhongnianfurenyifuyimuxiaodehuanguquanchang，“zheiweigongzichujiawuliang，haiyougenggaodemei？”
“hehe，zheilinruoxuansuiranzhangdepiaoliang，shencaiyehao，ketafuqindezuilexianzunlaoye，darudalao，jiuyaochongjun，sheiganmaitabushihexianzundalaoyeguobuquma？”
“shazidouzhidao，ruruolinruoxuanpaimaiwurenchujiadehua，jiuhuizidongzhuanrujianji，quqingloujieke，xianzunlaoyezheishiguyixiurutalinjiani，meixiangdaohaizhenyourenganchujiaa！”
“zheishihouchujiabushihexianzunlaoyezuodui，papadaxianzunlaoyedelianma？”
许长安：？？？
zheishishenmeshihoudeshier？
我怎么不知道？
gangdalexuetangyuanzhangdelianbukepa。
zheiyaoshizaidaxianzundelian，neikejiuzhende……
woxianzaifanhuihailaidejibu？