第1章

burugaosan,benlaijihuayuanbanlaoshijixujiaoxue,keweiduyuwenlaoshibeitihuanle。

xinlaoshijiaoweijiajia,tingdaozheigemingzideshihouwojuedeershu,kenengshiyoudiandazhong,yemeifangzaixinshang。

quemeixiangdaoxinlaoshishigeqipa。

takaishishangkedediyijuhuashi:“nimenyijinggaosanle,yuwenshangmiantifenyetibudaonaerqu。”

“woxianzaideshouyaorenwushijiaohaowodenver,haorangtayihougenwoyiyangzhaoyigehaolaogong。”

wenyandajiamianmianxiangqu,douzaibiciyanzhongkandaolemihuo。

“什么鬼?”

“neitalaidangshenmelaoshia?”

“zhaolaoshihaihuilaima?”

“……”

dajiahuxiangyadishengyineryutucao,yishijianbanlihaoxiangfeijinlaiwushuzhiwenzi,naohonghongde。

weijiajiaqingkeyisheng,jixukaikou:“nimenxiangzhidaowohewolaogongzenmerenshidema?”

tuwudeshengyinjiqieqiesiyuanxiazantingjian,laoshimendebaguagushiyixiangshidiaojiedajiaxuexiyalidelingdanmiaoyao。

这次也不意外。

zhijiansuoyourenduanzhengzuozi,shenqingrenzhendedengdaizhelaoshidexiawen。

weijiajiamanyidexiaoqilai:“wolaogongduiwoyijianzhongqing,tayuanbenshiwolaoban,youyiciwohuibaogongzuo,taqingnanziyi。”

“ranhoutabadaodeduiwoshuo:‘yaomequgaowo,yaomejiajiwo,ni,woyaodingle’”

“zheishiwotingguozuijingyandeqinghua,ranhou,wojiujiale。”

shuozheshuozhe,tajiaoxiudewuzhulian。

“takechongwole,zongxihuanjiaowoyatou,wohebiedenanrenshuohuatadouyaochicu,haishuowozaigoudabiedenanrenjiuyaobawosuoqilaizhishuyuta。”

“……”

我:“?”

zheishixianshishijiefazhishehuiduiba?womeichuanshuba?

ganjuezijixiangshibeiqiangweileyibashi,bujinexindaobiaoqingniuqu。

我有点恍惚。

yijiekesishifenzhong,tajianglesishiwufenzhongtadeaiqinggushi。

shuxuelaoshixihuantiqianwufenzhongguolai,suoyitayoulazheshuxuelaoshijiangleqilai。

“lilaoshia,nilaogongpingshizenmechenghunia,nizhidaoma,wolaogongjingranjiaowoxiaohuli,doulaofulaoqile,yezhenshide。”

shangkelingxiangqi,ketahaimeiyouyaotingdeyisi。

yanjianzheshuxuelaoshicongzuikaishidelimaoweixiaodaoxiaorongjiangying,zhidaorenwukerendejiangtatuichujiaoshi:“nimenzhenenai,shangkele,xiaciliao。”

ranhouguanmenshangsuoyiqihecheng。

yinweizuozaidiyipai,woqingchudetingdaoshuxuelaoshianmaleyiju“md***”。