第4章 一不小心就闪婚

“meishi,nixiaoshubuhuinawozenmeyang。”tangxinxiaoshengduiliyuanyuanshuo。

“ruguoxiaoshuyaodongshou,nijiuxiansongtayigeguojianshuai,jiemeier,yidingbunengchikui。”liyuanyuanxiaoshengtieershuo,shuowanjiupao,bamenshunbianyedaishang。

tangxin:“……”shiqinxiaoshuma?zheimehen?

房间里。

xianzaizhiyoutangxinhezuozailunyishangdelishenglan。

tangxindagaicaidaoletademudi,kendingshiyinweizuotianwanshangtashuiletadeshiqing,zhishibuzhidaotayaozenmechuli,tangxinweilenadaozhudongquan,xianyibukailekou:“zuotianwanshangqueshishiwozhudongde,danniyemeijujue,dajiadoubushineizhongxihuanjiuchanderen,wokanyihousheidoubuyaotile,jiudangmeiyoufasheng。”

厉盛澜:“……”

shenchendemouzizhongshanguoyidaoanmang。

她想不认账?

“suoyi,nibudasuanduiwofuze?”lishenglanbochunqingqi。

负责?

对他负责?

怎么负责?

takeshiliyuanyuandexiaoshu,tangxinkebuxiangchengweijiemeierdexiaoshener,erqiezuotianwanshangtaheduole,naozibuqingxing。

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门外。

liyuanyuanyizhimeizou,erduotiezaimenshang,shengpaxiaoshubajiemeierchile。

奇怪。

怎么没声音呢!

xiaoshudaodiyaozenmechengfajiemeierya!

buxing,jiemeiershiyinweizijicaidezuidexiaoshu,yidingbunengjiansibujiu。

liyuanyuanyiyaoya,quyiloubagegelijinzetuodaoleerlou。

“ge,nikuaijiujiutangxin,tadezuilexiaoshu,xianzaihaimeiyouchulai。jiusuannigentangxinfenshoule,danyebunengjiansibujiuba!”

厉锦泽眉头紧锁。

唐心得罪了小叔?

nandaoshitangxinweilebaofuta,guyiqugoudaxiaoshu,xiangbianchengtadexiaoshen,congbeifenshangnianyatayibeizi?ruguoshizheiyang,tangxinkendingsidingle,xiaoshushijueduibuhuixihuantangxinde。

lijinzezhijietuikailemen。

房间里。

lishenglanzuozailunyishang,tangxinzhanzaitamianqian,kanqilaimeiyoubeiqifu,lijinzebianchongleguoqu,zhuazhutangxindeshou:“woxiaoshubushininengzhaorede,niduiwobumankeyichongwolai,mashanggenwolikaizheili。”

唐心:“……”

搞什么?

lijinzedenaozishixiuzhulema?yiqianzenmemeifaxiantazheimezilian。

tangxindangjishuaikailijinzedeshou:“wodeshiqingbuxuyaoniguan。”

“yiweiwoxiangguannima?yaobushigangcaiyuanyuanbawolashanglaiwocaibuxiangduoguanxianshi,ganjinlikailijia,xiaoshushikanbushangnide,tayebuxihuannizheizhongnvren,zouba!”lijinzezaicishenshou,xiangqulatangxin。

唐心觉得好好笑。

tazheizhongnvren?tashinazhongnvren?jiuyinweifenshoule,jiukeyisuiyidihuiqiannvyouma?tangxinzhenqingxingzijigenlijinzefenshoule。zhuanshen,tangxinzhandaolelishenglanshenbian。

“bushirangwofuzema?hao,womenjiehunba!”tangxinduilishenglanshuo。

yuanbengangcaitangxinshibuxiangdayingde,danxianzaitagaibianlezhuyi。nengyibeizizuolijinzedexiaoshen,exintayibeiziyebucuo,erqietangxinganglikaitangjiaxuyaoyourenbihuchedituolitangjia。zhiyulunyishangdenanrenbujiandeshizhenxihuanta,kenengzhishiganghaoxuyaoyigeqizi,dajiamudibutongdanjieguoshiyiyangde。

lijinzedelianzhijiechendaolehaidi:“tangxin,nishifenglema?jingranrangwoxiaoshuquni?woxiaoshuzenmekenenghuikanshangni?bieziquqirulehaobuhao?”

这时。

lunyishangdelishenglanquekailekou:“keyi。”

henqingdandelianggezi,queranglijinzeheliyuanyuantongshihuaiyirensheng。

小叔竟然答应了?

ketabushibuxihuannvrenma?tuishoushanghoutagenggupile,bieshuonvren,lianjiarenzhijiandoumeishenmehuajiang,erqiexiaoshucengjingzijiqinkoushuoguotaneifangmianbuxing,suoyibuxuyaojiehun。

小叔竟然答应了?

“xiaoshu,nizhenyaoqutangxinma?keshinimenbuheshi,tacaiershisui,nidouershijiuleya!erqietangxinshiwotongxue,tayaojiajini,neitabujiuchengwoxiaoshenle?”lijinzejieshoubulezheigeshishi,tangxinzenmekenengjiajitaxiaoshuni!

tangxinqianxiao,piaoliangdeshoudazailishenglanjianshang:“zheishengxiaoshenjiaodebucuo,daguoniande,woshibushidejinifahongbao?”tangxinchuixiapiaoliangdemouzi,kanzhelunyishangdenanren:“womeidaiqian,niyouma?jizanmendazhizifagedahongbao。”

lishenglanbaqianbaojiletangxin,tangxinchoulesibaikuaiqiandijilijinze:“zheishiwohenixiaoshudexinyi,shouzhe。”

lijinze:“tangxin,ni……”sheixihannidehongbaoya,ganjingunchulijia,buyaozailijiagaoshiqinghaoma?

lishenglantingdaolijinzejiaotangxinquanming,mouseshunjianchenlechen,dichendesangyintouzhehanyi:“jiaoxiaoshen。”

厉锦泽:“……”

rangtajiaotangxinxiaoshengenbenbukeneng,tabuhuirende,lijinzepaoxialelou,qigugudezuozaicanzhuoshangshengqi。

二楼房间里。

tangxinhelishenglanqianlejiehunxieyishu,zhiyujiehunzhengdedengtangxinhuitangjianahukoubencaikeyiban。

“wopanijiarenhuijieshoubulewomendeguanxi,suoyi,zanshixianbujiang,yihouzhaojihuizaigaosutamen。”tangxinshuo。

“可以。”

lishenglanbufandui,tahuirangliyuanyuanhelijinzeguanhaozijidezuiba。

“haiyou,niweishenmeyaogenwojiehun?”tangxindadandecaizhe:“kendingbushirangwoduinifuzezheimejiandan,niyiqiandeshiqingwoyetingguoyixie,suoyiniyinggaishixuyaoyiweimingyishangdetaitai,duibudui?”

厉盛澜:“……”

nandaotajiubunengshizhenxihuanta?

“wodagaimingbaile。”tangxinconglishenglandeyanshenzhongdedaoledaan:“kanlaiwomendoushigequsuoxu,tinghaode。jiranzheiyang,neijiuzhuwomenhezuoyukuai,lixiansheng。”tangxinshenshou,xiaodebihuaergengjiaonenxie。

饭后。

liyuanyuanbatangxintuodaolehouhuayuan。

“jiemeier,nimeigenwokaiwanxiaoba,nizhenyaogenwoxiaoshuzaiyiqiya!”liyuanyuandaoxianzaihaimeihuanguolai。

“jiehunxieyishuyijingqianle,woxianzaiyijingshinixiaoshenle,jiaoshengxiaoshentingting?”tangxingouzhuliyuanyuandexiaba,naguimixunkaixin,liyuanyuandouyaojisile,najiaodechulai。

“weishenmeya!”liyuanyuanwen。

“zuotianwanshangjiudianneigenanren,jiushinixiaoshu。”tangxinzhaole。

啥?

liyuanyuanxuyaohaohaolengjingyixia。

天哪!

姐妹儿跟小叔睡了。

budui,shijiemeierbaxiaoshushuile。

haishibudui,xiaoshubushishuotaneifangmianbuxingma?neitashizenmerangjiemeiershuangde?

“quedingshiwoxiaoshuma?meigaocuo?”liyuanyuanyouwen。

tangxinbaifenzhibaiqueding:“nijiemeierhedezaiduoyebuzhiyulianshisheidoufenbuqingba!erqieshinixiaoshutichurangwofuzede。”

liyuanyuan:“……”genggaobudongle,xiaoshudaodiyaoganmaya!