第五章:谎话的最高境界

jiruyutoutoudaliangzhehanshuodeshense,chenredatiedao:“dangranshizhende,erqiewoxianzailuorunishouzhong,zenmeganshuojiahua。”

shuohuanghuadezuigaoyishu,bianshibanzhenbanjia,napahanshuohuaiyiquezhaobudaorenhezhengju,kanzhemianqiankudebuguxingxiangdenvren,tasuirancuzhemeitou,queshishouhuileshouzhongdedao。

“最好是如此。”

jiruyusonglekouqi,zhidaotazheishitaoguoyijie,huanhuanshenchushoudao:“neimeyihou,jiuqingduoduoguanzhaole。”

pianke,hanshuocaikankanwozhuletadezhijian,xinyouyilv,quehaishidasuanxianjiangrenliuxialai。

yiriqingchen,hanjialaileliangweibusuzhike。

baoyangdeyidezhongnianfunv,kandaojiruyudeshenyinghoulijipuleshangqu,shengyingengyandao:“wokumingdenver,nicaigangjiehun,zenmejiufashenglezheiyangdeshiqing,jiexialainigaizenmebana!”

qiaotaleiguangshandongdemoyang,buzhidaodehaiyiweishijiruyudeqinma。

genjuyuanzhudejiyi,xingxingzuotaidenvrenzhengshihoumaliumei。

liumeileiguangshandong,zixiyikanqueyoujiazazheshuobuchudesuanji,“woyijinghenibashuohaole,dasuanbanguolaizhaoguni。”

mingyishangshuodehaoting,haibushiweilemouduohanjiacaichan,sheibuzhidaoruoshihanfusiwang,jiruyushenweimingyishangdeqizi,ziranyeshixiangyoujichengquan。

jiruyubishangyanjing,shenhuxiyikouqi,zaicizhengkaiyanshi,yijingshileiyanposuo。

“妈!”

turuqilaideyisangzi,chadianmeiyoujiangliumeideerduozhenlong。

“nimenduiwozhenhao,yidingshizhidaozhenbangzaiyiyuanlikaixiaojuda,danxinwoshoushangqianbugouyong,tedilaijiwobusongcailiqiande。”

“不是,我——”

liumeiyuetingyuebuduijing,zhengxiangyaokaikou,jiruyuqueshiyibabaozhuta,ledetaqidouchuanbuyun,gengbietishuohuale。

“haole,manibieshuole,woyijingzhidaonimendexinyi,fouzezheimedalaoyuande,nimenlianggelaorenjiahaibenbolaoleizuoshenme。”

beichengweilaorenjiadeliumei,haiyoujihaicheng,rujinyecaisishiduosuizhengzhizhuangnian。

jiruyuhenshigandongdepailepailiumeidebei,ranershouxiadelidu,quechadianmeiyourangrenzhixi。

liumeiyikouqishangbulai,yebuzhishibeidade,haishizenme,cikeliansezhanghong,queyinweibeijiruyubaozhe,genbenbuhaoshuochuyijuwanzhengdehua,“ni——”

“niwozhijianhaiyoushenmehaoshuode,rendaobudaowusuowei,qiandaolejiuxing。”jiruyuhuiguotoukanleyanjihaicheng,tayijingheilelian,“banishuoduibudui?”

liangrenjihubeitadehuadudesisi。

jihaichengsuiranbuqingyuan,danshizhongmukuikuizhixia,yezhihaonachuzhangjinka,mianqiangluchuyigeciaidexiaorong,“nishuodehendui。”

shebudehaizitaobuzhelang,ququyizhangjinka,jiunenghuandehanjiabufeidecaichan,jihaichenganweiziji,jishiruci,yeyijiuroutengbuyi。

“neiwojiumianweiqinandeshouxiahaole,bijingzheishibamadexinyi,woyaoshizaijujue,jiuyoudianshuobuguoqule。”

neinihaishijujuehaole!jihaichengchadiantuokouerchu。

kanzhejiruyucongshanruliujieguojinka,lianshangbiaoqingyeshixibushengshou,jueduimeiyoubandianweinandeyisi,tahoulonglixiangshikalegenyuci,shangbuquyexiabulai。