第1章
jinnianshigefengshounian，xiaohecundecunminmenmaiwanliangzhihoulianshangzongsuanyoulexiexiaorong。
xinlaidexianlingshigehaoguaner，youtayazhe，liangshangmenbuganxiangyiqianneibanzaifengshoushijieyajia。
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哎......
tazenmejiuchuanyuedaozheimeqiongderenjiaerlaile？
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“命贱的人好活！”
“nikanniyemeigeponiang，batanonghuiqudangponiang，tazhidingnengbaninsihoudeshushufufude......”
“huyea，zanmendoushiyigecunerderen，taitoubujianditoujiande，nijiuxingxinghaotaitaishoubawomenfanglechengbucheng？”
“xingeryatoudijininizhendebukuia，taqinkuai，youhuisihouren，nijiushidazhedenglongquzhao，yezhaobuzhezheimehaodexifu......”
“dibaliang！”chenhudaduantadehua。
liulaopoziyitingbaliang，xiayishijiuyaojiangjia，chenhulengxiaoyisheng：“nizaimojixiaqu，tajiusile，baliangdoubuzhile！”
“niang，baliangjiubaliangba。”liulaodakuqiudao：“niang，nikuaiqujinaqiana，buranerzideshoujiubaobuzhule！”
nachaidaodehanzishouyouzhongleyixie，liulaodaliketengdezhiwaluanjiao，aiqiuliulaopozinaqian。
liulaopozixinyoubugan，tatanzuozaidihaotaodaku：“wodigelaotianyeya，bisirenla，haohaodehuanghuadaguinvcaidibaliangyina！”
“mingmingmaiyaozidounengmaiershiliangde！”
chenhujiantabunaqianjiumeilenaixin，tadao：“dufangguiju，shiliangyinziyitiaogebo！laosan，dongshou！”
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qiandaoshou，chenhukangqiliuxingerjiuzou。
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“zaozhidaojiubaneigesangmenxingzaodianermaijinyaozi，hainengyouerliangyinzideshenger......”
beichenhukangzaijiantoudeliuxingertingzhelaoqianpoyuelaiyueyuandekuhaoshenger，buzhidaogaiqingxingmeibeimaijinyaozi，haishigaihaipaweizhideweilai。
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妈耶！
亏本是啥意思？
nanrennandaoxianglaoqianposhuodeneiyangxiangjiangtayangyiyangzaiwangyaoziliyimai！
laoqianpokeshishuole，wangyaozilimainengmaiershiliang，tadilebaliang，maiershiliangnengzhengqianshierliangni！
不行！她得想法子！
可不能被卖进窑子！
不着急，好好想想！
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qiaofunanweiwumizhichuia！
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“wonanshou......”taruoruodiaiqiu，wenzisidejiaoshenger，genchuntianlibeiweifengchuiqilaideliuxuside，rangrenerduoyangyang。