第二章
2
jianwomeiyoufandui，wobayanzhongshanguoyisijingguang。
takaixindebaozhewozhuanleyiquan：
“jiranqiershuomeiwenti，neikendingmeiwenti，babaxiangxinni！”
zaiwobachumenhou，yipangdesuyunliansezaiyeguabuzhule。
tayibajiuzhuwodeyangjiaobian，yaoyaqiechidedengzhewo：
“mingmingshiwoweibabazhaodexiangmu，jieguodaochenglenidegonglao？suqier，nixiaoxiaonianji，xinsidaobushao！”
“tongyangshibabadehaizi，pingshenmenijiunengdedaoneimeduodeguanzhu！”
toupichuchuanlaidetongchu，rangwoxiayishijiuxiangjiaochusheng。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，yishuangshouzhijiesisiwuzhulewodezui。
suzhaolengmodezaiyipangzhuzhouweinve，renyousuyunzaiwoshenshangfaxienuhuo：
“niqianglexiaoyundegonglao，zheixiepirouzhikushiniyingdede。”
“xiaoyunnifangxin，zaiguojinianbabajiunengkanmingbai，zhiyouwomenxiongmeierren，caishitazuihegedejichengren！”
shangyishi，zhidaosiqianwocaizhidao，
weishenmetongyangshisuzhaodemeimei，taduiwohesuyunqueshitianchadibie。
erwoyoushiweishenme，zuizhongluodeleyigezhongpanqinlidexiachang。
xiangdaozheili，zaisuyunzaiyicihuishoudaxiangwoshi，
wozhijiejiezhetadelidu，shunshiyitouzhuangshanglechaji。
kandaowomanliandexue，suyunhesuzhaozheicaihuangle。
erzhidaowoshoushangdebaba，zaigandaoyiyuanhou，
diyicidangzhezhongrendemian，nuchilezijizheiduigangchengniandeernv。
raneryipangdewoma，tingdaosuyunhesuzhaobeima，yebuguantoushanghaibaozheshabudewo，
直接跟我爸对呛：
“qiershoushangbuguojiushijigehaiziwannaodeshihoubuxiaoxinnongde，niguaixiaoyunhexiaozhaoganshenme！”
“suzhanglin，nidangchukeshibaozhengbuhuipiantanxiaode，wocaimaozhegaolingchanfudefengxianshenglesuqier！niyaoshiyiwanshuiduanbuping，dangchujiubierangwoshenga！”
wobayiting，dunshitoutengbuyidejieshi，tabingbushipianxin。
kezaizheishi，woquehuranzhilezhizijidesangzi。
jianwofabuchusheng，wobalikehanlaileyisheng。
yishengjiwozuoletaoquanmiandejiancha，yemeichachuwoweishenmeshuobuchuhua。
于是只能对我爸说：
“kenengshisunshanglenaoshenjing，daozhidezanshixingshisheng，guoduanshijianjiunengzixinghuifu。”
tingdaozheizhengzhuangzhishizanshide，wobadunshisonglekouqi。
kanzhegehuaiguitaideyijiaren，woananchuixialeyanjian。
erwoyebingmeiyoushisheng，zhishibuxiangzairangtamenliyong。
mianduiwoyuyaneyundenengli，tamenjiwoguanshangwuyazuideminghao，
quebuzhizaigudai，jingxingbaixingdewuya，shibeifengweixiangruizhiniao。
sujiarenhaipawoyuyandeeyun，quebuzhidaodailaieyunde，shizeshisuyun。
shangyishi，napazhidaosuyunshieyundelaiyuan，
kenianzaitashiwojiejie，yinciwobingmeidianpo，fanerpinfandedongyongnengli，weijiarendixiaoeyun。
zheiciwodaoyaokankan，meilewodeyuyan，tamenyougaizenmequzaibihuo！