第4章
弹幕一阵惊呼。
【**？zheishijiangshidejichengrenxiaojiangzong？！】
【taishuaileba！guaibudexingxizhangdeneimehaokan，yijiazidoushijiyincaipiao！】
【danbushishuojiangbiaoyijingbeiganchujiangjialema？weishenmexiaojiangzonghaihuizhaoguolaia？】
jiangyuwanzhuanguotou，jiukanjianyiliangdahongsedefalalitingzaishenhou。
jiashizuoxialaiyigegaodananren，yitoumofashuzainaohou，taohuayankanshangqufengliubuji，moudiquemanshixiane。
jiangyuwanrenbuzhuzhoujinlemei，huiyiyizhenyuanzhujiyi，caixiangqilaizheirenshiyuanzhudeyangxiongjiangruochen。
congqianjiangruochenduiyuanzhuyesuantengai，keshizaijiangxingxihuilaizhihou，yuanzhuzuoshenmeshizaitayanzhongdoushicuode。
jiangxingxicongloushangshuaixialai，tadecuo！
jiangxingxidelifuqunlanle，tadecuo。
napajiangxingxizijifanglegepixundaole，zhiyaotahongzheyanjingkuliangdimaoniao，neiyeshitadecuo！
yuanzhubeisongqujingshenbingyuandeshihou，zuanzhejiangruochenkujiaoqiutabangziji，jiangruochenqueyilianzhuaikuchuaikaita，yuqilengmo。
“niyaoshimeifeng，zenmehuihendexiaxinduixingxingneimeshanliangdenvhaibaibanqifu？zhishisongniqujingshenbingyuan，yijingsuanlutingshineixiaoziduinigewaikuanrongle。”
“yaobushikanzainihaixingjiangdefenshang，woyidinghuijiangnicuoguyanghui！”
jiangyuwanxiangxiangdoujuedewuyu。
zheizhonghua，meidunyaochiduoshaogeerbaiwubazongnanzhucaishuodechulai？
danjiangruochenyedequesuanshigebazong，zuoweijiangjiadejichengren，youshigemeikong，jiangxingxizhouyizhoumei，neijiudetianliangwangpo。
danyuanzhuhuiguanzhezheigegege，jiangyuwankebuhui。
“jiangshao，naoziyaoshiyouwentijiuquzhizhi，wozhiqiandaiguodeneijiayiyuanhaibucuo，yaobuniquzixunzixun？”
jiangyuwanchengkendao：“nianjiqingqingzenmejiulaonianchidaileni？sannianqianwohukoubenjiubeinimencongjiangjiaqianchulaile，xianzaiwogenjiangjiabenlaiyemeibanmaoqianguanxi，wohaoduanduanzaizheizhibo，nipaolaizhuangshenmedabansuanni？”
jiangruochenbuganzhixindengdaleyan。
luyuhanhejiangxingxiyiyang，xianzaidoushijiangshiyuleqixiadeyiren，tayeshiyiwaikanjianletazhibolianmai，caihuipaoguolaizhaojiangyuwan。
danjiyilidejiangyuwanconglaibugangentashuailianse，xianzaijiangyuwanjuranganyongzheizhongtaiduhetashuohua？！
“jiangyuwan......nijianzhifengle！”
tayaozheyanushengkaikou：“nishijuedezijikaokengmengguaipian，jiunenghuodexiaqu？meiyoulejiangjia，niyiweinishishenmedongxi？！”
jiangyuwanyongkanshazideyiyangdeyanshenkanzheta：“aduiduidui，meiyoujiangjiawohaoxiangsi，wozaidishangniuqurudongyinanpaxinghenbudeguixialaiqiunimashangrangwohuijiangjia，xinglema？”
“niyuqizaizheiligenwobibilailai，buruganjinhuijiaguanxinyixiajiangshiyuledegujia，daoshihoudietinglezhenyourenyaosile。”
jiangruochendeliansenankandenengningchushui：“nihaiganzuzhougongsigujiadieting？jiangyuwan，jiangjiayangdanizhenshiyangletiaobaiyanlang！”
zhiboneitou，luyuhanyezhongyuhuiguoshen，yanzhongshanguoyisilengyi。
ganggangtingjianjiangyuwanneimeshuo，tahaizaixiangzhei**huibuhuizhidaoleshenmexiaoxi，danxianzaitalianjiangshiyulegujiahuidieting·zheizhongfenghuadoushuodechulai，ganggangyexianranshihuzhoude！
“wanwan，nibienaole，xiaojiangzongduinineimehao，nizenmenengshuochuzheizhonghuashangtadexin？”
tazhuangdeyifutongxinjishoumoyang：“zaishuoniyeshijiangjiaren，nayoupanzheduizijiyouyangyuzhiendejialirenbuhaodeni？”
danmuguanzhongjianzhuang，yeshiyifentianying。
【shuojiangyuwanbaiyanlangzhenmeicuo！yigejiaqianjin，chijiangjiadeyongjiangjiade，xianzaizenmeyoulianzenmeduijiangshaoshuohuade？】
【xiaosi，lubianyitiaogoudouganzuijiangshiyulegupiaodieting，tayiweizijishishei？】
jiangyuwanqueyiweishenzhangxiaole：“woshinidie，woshuojiangshiyuledieting，neijiubaodieting。”
yipangdejiangruochenyijingshiqulenaixin，shenshoujiuxiangjiangjiangyuwanzhuaizou。
danzheishi，tadeshoujihuranxiangle。
jiangruochenzhouqilemei，gangjietong，neitoujiuchuanlaizhulizhanzhanjingjingdeshengyin。
“zongcai......gongsigupiaohurandietingle！”
观众：？？
pingmuli，luyuhangengshizhangdalezui，manlianbuganzhixin。
jiangshiyulebeikaojiangshicaituan，zuijinyemeiyouchushenmeheiliao，zenmehuihurandieting？
meidengtahuiguoshen，xiuxishiwaihuranchuanlaisaodong。
jinjiezhe，menbeizhongzhongzhuangkai，yigechuanjindaiyindezhongniannvrendaizhebaobiaodabuzoujinlai，heranshitabangshangdeneiweidalaodeyuanpei！
“he，shenmejiangshiyule，jianzhijiushigejiwo！zaijiuhuishanggouyinwolaogonghaishengleyezhong，haiyouliandangshenmemingxing？！”
zhongnianguifulengxiaozheshangqian，zhijiehenhenjileluyuhanyibazhang：“jiwoda！tazaizhiboduiba？neijiurangzhibojianderendoukankan，zheige**shigeshenmezuilian！”
danmuhongdezhale，erjiangyuwanshenpangdejiangruochenkanjianneiguifu，lianseyeshunjiantieqing。
haomenquanzilimeirenburenshizheiweizhoutaitai，taniangjiadiweibushujiangjia，laogongdangnianzhishigeqiongxuesheng，yingshengshengbeitafuchizhecaiyoulejintiandediwei，youyouzhoutaitainiangjiayazhe，genbenbuganzaoci。
luyuhanzheigechunhuo，nanbuchenggenlezhoutaitaineigelaogong？
neirenyeshijiangshiyulededagudongzhiyi，yizhoutaitaidepiqi，jiangshiyulegujiadadie，duobanshitazuode！
erzhibojiandedanmuyijingzaifengkuangkouwenhao。
【bushi？shuodietingjiudieting，shuoyouwajiuyouwa？jubenba？！】
【zheinvdegaibuhuishikanlejiangyuwanzhibocailaizhaomafandeba？kendingshiyuanwangwomenjiayuhan！】
【aaaa！buyaoxiangxinjiangyuwanzheige**a！tasahuang！】
neibiandeluyuhanyenulixiangbianjie：“nvshi，ninwuhuile，wogenbenburenshinizhangfu......”
danpingmuneibian，zhoutaitaizhijienachuleqinzijiandingbaogaoheyiduiluyuhandebuyazhaoshuaizailetalianshang。
“haiyaozaiwomianqianzhuang？woyijingdinglenimenzheiduigounannvbannianle，meiyoushijidezhengju，niyiweiwohuilaizhaoni？”
“haohaodengzhe，zheizhishigekaishi，zhouhuahaineigegounanrenyaojingshenchuhugunchuwojia，nizheigebuyaoliandejianbi，yedejiwoshenbaiminglie！”