第3章
sulaoyezizheigebingbushiputongdebing，yinggaishiquleshenmedifang，zhanshangleshenmedongxi，suoyidaozhiqiguanshuaijiedebijiaolihai，ruguoshibingzhongdehua，qimazheifusebuhuichengxiandanzise。
“woyeyezheibing，ninengzhima？！”suqingroukanleyiyanerpangbianzhanzhedexiaoyangxunwendao。
taquewanzheshou，meiyoujiangzheibingfangzaixinshang：“sheigaosunizheishibing？！”
“douzheiyangshuoa，nandaobushishengbinglema？！”
“niyeyesangeyuenei，quguoshenmedifang？！neizhongbuxunchangdedifang，jiwoshuoyixia！”
“buxunchangdedifang？！”
suqingrouyeshiduanzhexiabasisuoleqilai，turanxiangshihuixiangqileshenme，lianmangshuodao：“quguoaiji，suanma？！lianggeduoyueqian，quaijiwanleyitang，jushuofuyongleyikuaimunaiyiderou，yongneidongxinalaipaochahe！”
“neijiuduile！niyeyezheibushishengbing，shizhongdule，bingqiehaishiliangzhong，yishiqi，ershichong，yijingtuolezheimejiule，lianggeyuezuyibingrugaohuangle！”xiaoyangwunaideyaoleyaotoushuodao：“zanqiehainengxuming，danxianghuifuruchutainanle！”
“bushichuanyanqilincaizidexue，nengzhibaibingma？！zhiyaoxiaoxianshengnengjiwoyeyeyidixue，shenmeyaoqiuwodounengdayingni！”
suqingrouhanqingmaimaidewangzhetashuodao。
“wozainiyanli，jiushineizhongchenrenzhiweideren？！”xiaoyangweiweiyixiaoshuodao：“shouxian，qilinxueyouxian，yijinghaojinle！xuyaoyiduanshijiandexiuyangcainenghuifuyidian，qici，xiangyaoyongqilinxue，neishijiangjiujiyuande，nisujiaduiwoshifuyouen，jiusulaoyeziwohuijinli，danyaoyongqilinxue，haibuxing！”
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zhenbushixiaoyangbuxiangyongqilinxue，ershizheixuequeshiyemeiyoule，haiyoujiushifubaogoubugou，youderenchengzaibuleqilinxuedeqiyun，huishideqifan！
xiangyaoyongzheixuexiandejinxingbaguatuiyan，minggeyanbian，yaoquanbufuhezhihou，cainengshiyongqilinxue。
zuihouyidiqilinxuelangfeizaineiliulanggoushenshang，biekanxianzaishenglonghuohude，kendingyeshihuobuleduojiu，yinweigenbenyabuzhuneiqiyun！
“xingle！xingle！wangshenyikezhenshishenrena——！”subaishengyilianjidongdeshuodao：“zheimeduoyishengdouduilaoyezizheibingshushouwuce，meixiangdaoninyilai，sanzhenjingranjiuzhihaole！lihai，tailihaile！”
neijigexiaozhuliyeshikaishifengchengqizijishifulaile。
“bixude！woshifukeshiguoyishengshou，yijingweiliedaxiashenyibangdishimingle！”
“shenmedishiming，jintianguohou，neijiushidijiuming，yijingweijuquanguoqianshile，sanqianwanzhenduanjin，sulaobanshibushijuedewuchaosuozhia？！”
“zhiyaowoshifuxiangjiuderen，neijiumeiyoujiubuxialaide！zheicaishizhenzhengdejinzhendushi！”
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subaishengyeshiganjinpeizhexiaolianfengchengleqilai，renjiushizheiyang，huiduiyoushilidebigongbijing，shengpayousuodezui。
“shenmeyinanzazheng，wohaiyiweiduonanzhini，shenzhihaidaizhejigexiaotuditelaijiluyixia，meixiangdaozheimejiandan！shiwang，taishiwangle！”wangshenyiyilian**deshuodao：“yihouligeguiju，diyusanqianwanzhenjindebing，bujie！”
“师父牛逼！”
zhengzaijirendeyiwangxingdeshihou，xiaoyangshizaishiyoudianertingbuxiaqule，ruguozhendezhihaole，huoxutadaobuhuishuoshenme，kezheibingfeidanmeiyouzhihao，fandaoshiyuelaiyueyanzhongle！
“wuxingzhenfa，zhihuisanzhenyehaoyisichulaimainongma？！”
wenyan，wangshenyineibiaoqingdunshiyizheng。
“nishenmeren，jingranzhidaozheizhenfademingzi！”
xiaoyangchaozhebingchuangneibianzouleguolailengshengshuodao：“qinyan！shinimenshenmeren？！”
“ni......nirenshitianyiguanguanzhu？！”wangshenyiyilianchayideshuodao：“nijiujingshishei？！”
“guanzhu？！sanjiaomaodegongfu，jingranganzaiwaimiankaizonglipai，haodadedanzi！dangnianwojiushizheiyangjiaotadema？！wuxingzhenfa，taxuelesizhen，nixuelesanzhen，nidetudipashiyizhendoubuhuiba？！jiuzheiyeganchulaizhaoyaozhuangpianma？！”
xiaoyangzhuanguotoukanleyiyaneryijingzuoqilaidesulaoyezi，jierduisubaishenglengshengshuodao：“laoyezimuguangdaizhi，yanshenhunzhuo，nimenquedingzhihaolema？！”
“zheihaiyoujia？！rendouyijingqingxingguolaile，dabingchuyunaozihaimeiyouqingxingguolai，zheibushihenzhengchangdeshiqing？！”wangshenyiyilianbuxiedeshuodao：“shaozaizheilijiwozhaoyaozhuangpiande，yiweizhidaowoshifudemingzi，jiuzaizheiliyaowuyangweile？！wogaosuni，wuxingzhenfaneikeshiwomentianyiguandejuexue，nigemaotouxiaozi，dongshenme？！”
“hehe！juexue？！bushiwojiaotadehua，talianxingyidezigedoumeiyou！nibuguoshiduanzanjiangrentikaiji，touzhiletatineizuihouyilvyangqi！wugeshuzhinei，bisiwuyi！”
shuowan，xiaoyangbianshishenchuyizhishoukaishiledaoshu：“wu！”
qitarenqueshihahadaxiaoleqilai。
“hunzhangdongxi！laoyezimingmingyijingxingle，nihaizaizheiliyipaihuyan，shibushiqifuwosujiataidutaihaole？！”subaishengyeshinuheyishengshuodao。
kexiaoyangyijiumeiyoulihui：“si！”
“xiaozi，wobuguannicongnaertingshuodewuxingzhenfa！wuruwotianyiguan，wojiangzaizhongyijie，jiangnichedifengsha！”wangshenyinuhedao。
tajixudaoshu：“san！”
“goule！laoyezimingmingyijingxingle，haizaizheilizhoulaoyezi，nijuxinpoce！lairen，jiwoganchuqu！”
lingyigexizhuangnanrennuhedao，cirenzhengshisuqingroudedabo，subaitian！
“二！”
xiaoyangbeituidaolemenkoudihedao：“yi！”
“滚出去！滚！”
sujiaderenganghaojiangtatuidaolemenkou，turanzuoqilaidelaoyezimuguangdaizhidejiangtouzhuanleguoqu，daidaidewangzhexiaoyangdebeiying：“qi......qi......qilin......jiuwo——！”
噗——！
yikouxuezhijiepenlechulai，neiwuheiyouzhanchoudexue，zhijiejiangzheibaisedebeizidoushijiranheile。
zhenggerenyixiaxiangshijinglibeichouzouleyiyang，zhijiejiushiceshendaolexiaqu，xianxiedaoxiachuanglai，zhenggerenjiuxiangshihaimianyiyang，shunjiantalexiaqu。
“zenmehuizheiyang，zenmehuizheiyang？！laoyezi，duanqile？！”
wangshenyishenchushoutandaolelaoyezidebizineili，quedingyijingmeiyoulebixi，hedeganjinshouhuileshou。
“nibushishuozhihaolema？！xianzaizenmebianchengzheiyangle？！shuohua！”subaishengchongzhezheiwangshenyinuhedao。
“wobuzhidao，wobuzhidaoa，ganggangrenbushiyijingxinglema？！wozhishidayingnijiangrenjiuxing，sihuokebuguanwodeshiera！”wangshenyilianmangtuixiezerendao：“benlaishenzigujiucha，nengxingguolai，neijiuyijingbucuole！”
“放屁！”
xiaoyangdangjinuhedao：“xingyizhe，rucituixiezeren，niyepeizuoyishengma？！ganggangruguobushinidaoxingnishi，shiyonglecanquebanbendewuxingzhenfa，wuxingbuxiangshengxiangke，zheicaidaozhiyuqishangyong，yimingwuhu！”
“yipaihuyan！niyaoshidong，nilaijiua！benlaijiushijiangsizhiren，wobuguoshilaipiandianshenghuofeieryi，sheizhidaozheilaotouzishenziguruciruo，guaiwoma？！”
“wojiujiuwojiu！zhengdanigouyanjiwokanqingchu，shenmejiaozuozhenzhengdewuxingzhenfa！”
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