第1章 天崩开局

“bieshawo,wocuole,dui……a!!!”

chuherenzhewengwengerming,jiannanxiankaiyanpichaoshengyinyuanwangqu,dengshiqiangzhikaiji。

pandebujiantianridekumutengtiaojiangtarucanbaobaoyiyangkunzaiqizhong。

**,shenmeqingkuang,tajiuweibingzhugeyuan,zheijitagannaerlaile?

蜘蛛精的盘丝洞?

chuhejingsongzhaqi,tengtiaoshunshihuanfashengji,yitaweizhongxinxunsubianlv。

而后——动了。

chuhesachudetuihaimeipaoqi,zheixietengtiaoyiyigunaoxiangtaxijuanerlai。

tahedetiaojianfanshebiyan。

yuliaodekunfuhezhiximeiyoufasheng。

tajiangyanjingtoutouxiankaiyitiaofeng,faxiantengtiaochujitashi,jingbukesiyidihuaweileroulvguangsimeiruletashenti。

chuhezheicaikanqing,tasuochudebingfeishenmepansidong,ershiyijianguizufenggedehuikeshi。

tazhengduideqiangmianshangzhachuxianhongdexue,xiangxiatuochuyidaoxuehen。

xuehenxiatangzhegezhongniannanren,qiqiaoliuxue,yanjingdazhengzhe。

chuheruanzhetui,maoyaokaojinta,shoushenxiangtabizixiafang,ganjuebudaorenheqixi。

死了?

tabusixin,jiuxiajigentoufazaicitantabixi,toufa——wensibudong。

taxianzaishibushizaizuomeng,xianda120haishi110?

chuhehunfeitianwai,zhipingbennenghunluandisichuzhaoshouji。

turan,tabeizhuaideliangqiangleyixia。

ditou,zhijianyigenlvtengbazhetawangmenwaipa。

chuhebeiliantuodaizhuaidichechufangmen,rengdaoyuanzili。

tahuanguoshenlai,faxianyuanzilihaiyangmiantangzhegeshibajiusuideshaonian。

takanqilaihennanshou,shuangmujinbi,fahendiyaozhexiachun,yichudexueshunzhexiabahualuo。

楚禾揉了揉眼睛。

她没看错吧!

yishuangxiongmaoerduoquansuozaishaonianwuheidefajian,suizhehuxiruoyinruoxian。

chuheshenshoumo,shizhenxiongmaoerduo,tengtiaoyeshunzhetadeshouzhudongchanshangshaonianshenti。

这都什么东西啊!

shiquyishideshunjian,wushubushuyutadejiyihuamianjijinletanaohai。

她穿越了。

……

zheishi3025nian,nanduonvshaodexingjishidai。

zaizheili,renleishouyuzhoufushe,bufenbianyifenhuachengleshaobinghexiangdao。

shaobingwuganbiputongrenminrui,zhandouliqiangda,shixingjijiqizhongyaodejunduizhuli。

danshaobingjingshenhaicuiruo,jiyishoudaowuran,zhongzekuanghuazhisi。

erjingshenliqiangdadexiangdaonengweishaobingshudao。

yibaiduonianqian,chulechuantongdezhiyuxingxiangdao,xiangdaoquntiyoufenhuachuyizhonggongjixingxiangdao。

tamennengqinrushaobingjingshentujingjiangqikongzhiweizhandoudeqizi,yibanbuxiejishaobingshudao。

yuanzhuchuhe,sishengnv,shiersuishifenhuachenglesjigongjixingxiangdao。

sangeyueqian,tadaiduichurenwutuzhongzaoyushaobingfanshi,jingshenhaishousun,lunweizuimodengdefjifeiwu。

yuanzhumuqinbingzhong,yutajingzhengjiazujichengrendexiongdichenjijiangtadiujinbianwaixiangdaogonghui,rentazishengzimie。

yichaoshishi,bageweihunfuzhongdewugehuosuyutatuilehun。

congyunduanluorunitan,yuanzhujieshoubulerucidadeluocha,chedixianrufengmo。

jinshengdesangeweihunfubianchengletazuizhijiedefaxieduixiang。

dishangzheigeshaonianmingjiaolimobai,shitajincundeweihunfuzhiyi。

tacicichurenwuyudaoledaliangwuranyuan,jingshenhaiwurangaoda90%。

chaoguo95%jiuhuixianrukuanghua。

dantalidezhiyuxingxiangdaobushisuiduichurenwule,jiushi**baitacanjiagequlianhejunyanjingsaile。

budeyizhixia,tazhidelaizhaoyuanzhubangtashudao。

shangweijianghuashuowan,bianbeiyuanzhudejingshentihenhenhuikai。

wulisiqudenanrenshigonghuihuizhangdeerzi,tajinlaijiukandaobeihuikaidelimobai,niezhejingshitiaoxin:

“feiwu,lianzijideweihunqidounabuxia,dengtachilezheige,nijiukantazenmezaiwoshenxia**ba。”

limobaitiqiquantouyutahuzou。

yuanzhutingdaodongjingchulai,renyibeilimobailunqizhuangjinketingqiangshang,buzhisihuo。

tajianlimobaijiantagenhuizhangerzidingdejingshi,renweitaguyiqiangduo,zunaotaxiubujingshenhai。

bufenqinghongzaobaigongjitabenjiuwuranyanzhongdejingshentujing,bujitafanying,jinjieyitengtiaojiangtajiyun。

tafuxiajingshihoukangfenshikong,caizhijingshibeixiayao。

jingshenhaizibao,gonghuihuizhangdeerziyoubeitengtiaojiaoshaleyihui,chediliangtou。

……

chuhezaicixinglai,rumujiebai。

病房!她穿回来了?

chuhejingxidikuaisudaliangleyibianfangjianlidewupinpeizhi……

gaoxingzaole,zheishibaitayiliaobubingfang。

“松一松。”

tapailepaikunzaishenshangdelvteng。

meigexiangdaoheshaobingdouhuiyouzijidejingshenti,zheigentengtiaoxianranjiushitadejingshentile。

jingshentisharendengtongyuzhurensharen,taxianzaichenglesharenfan。

qiehaishigeqiansangeweihunfu3342wanxingbi,elieduidaitamen,rerenyanxiandesharenfan。

天崩开局!

chuhekaozaichuangtou,jiuzhexiangsidexinchuimou,hudifaxianbeikunzaitashenbiandelimobaibozishangduoleyigedianjiquan。

zheishibaitazhenduiyoukuanghuazhengzhaodeshaobingdefangyugongju。

yidanpeidaizhekuanghua,dianjiquanjiuhuizidongshousuo,limianpeizhidejinshurenbiannengjiangrendebojingzhijiegeduan。

chuhewuxinzaixiangqita,lianmangchakanlimobaidianjiquanshangjingshenwuranshuzhi。

89%。

napatadejingshentiyizhichanzaitashenshang,yecaijiangleyigedian。

kejianyitaxianzaidefjixiangdaonengli,ruojixucaiyongchangguishudaodebanfa,duilimobaizheigea+jishaobingchanshengbuleduoshaozuoyong。

dengzheirenchedikuanghua,neitajiuzhendezhishengsiluyitiaole。

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yilianchangshilehaojici,chuhecaichujilimobaidejingshentujing,limianheiqiliaorao,shenmedoukanbuqing。

“去找吧。”

jingshentijiedaozhiling,tengsilimachuanyueheiqi,henkuaibianzhaodaolimobaidejingshenti。

圆滚滚的一只熊猫。

haokeai!chuheyanqianyiliang。

ruoshixunchangshihou,zuoweimaorongrongkongdechuhedingyaohaohaorouyirouzheizhiguobao,kexianzaitahetadezhurenyiyangxianrulehunshui,biantilinshang。

tengsimeiruxiongmaojingshentideyishun,chuhemingxiandichajuelimobaidongle。

shendujinghuashizhitijiechumianjiyuedaxiaoguoyuehao,zaiciqijianshaobingtianranhuiduixiangdaochanshengkewang。

jianjiandi,limobaijiangtabaojinhuailijiqieyouhaowuzhangfadichupeng。

chuhedangxiadexiangdaonenglitaidi,youshidiyicishicao,meiduojiubianbeilimobaizhangkongle**。

tahuxibianzhong,jiangtabaodegengjin,zuozhanfuxiajinbengdejirouyouyingyoutangdimozheta,lingtafazhan。

jingshenliyebeitadexiongmaojingshentiwujiezhidisuoqu。

buzhibujue,chuheetoushangbumanhanshui。