第1章 废物二小姐

dayuechengxiangfudongcedexiaoyuanli。

chunfengfuliu,liushuyaoye,yimeirenkaozaipojiudewumenqianningshizheshouzhongdeshujuan。

baomandeetoushangshengkaizheyiduoyaoraodehonglian,zaineihongsehuaduodechentuoxia,yuanbenjiubaixiruyangzhidejifugengxianjingyingtitou。

“踏踏踏……”

xisuidejiaobushengyouyuanjijin,yigedanlandeshenyingzouleguolai。

jinmendecuizhukanzheyonglanrumaoeryiyangdemeirenshi,jideduojiao,“xiaojie,hanwangjinrihuijing,ninzenmehaiyouxinsikanshuya!”

“tahuilaiyuwohegan。”meirenmeiyanbutai,qingcongshouzhifandongzheshuye。

cuizhujidao,“xiaojiekeshishenqianyi,weilaidehanwangfeia!”

shenqianyidedamingzaidayuechaowurenbuzhi,wurenbuxiao。

zhangyangbahu,yudunbukan。

suiweizunguidexiangyezhinv,quexiongdawunao,choudechuqi。

简称,废物!

erhanwang,fengdupianpian,qiyuxuanang。

yuanbenbaganzidabudaoyikuaideren,queyinweishiernianqiansanhuangzishengmujiafeiniangniang,qinziyuhuangshangqiushuoerdingxiahunyue,jiangliangrenshuanzaileyiqi。

“xiaojie,hanwangcicikaixuanergui,dinghuilvxinghunyueyingquxiaojiede!”cuizhugankaizhe,xietianxiedi,hanwangzhongyuhuilaile,ruoshixiaojiejinnianzaiwufachujia,anzhaozuguijiuyaobeisongrujiamiaole。

“lvxinghunyue?”shenqianyininanyisheng,jiushizuijiaoqianqiyisibuxie。

bianguandongluanduonian,ruoshitadangzhenyoubenshi,hebichixusinianzhijiu?ruofeixichuneiluan,meigongfupeitawanle,tahuiyourujindekaixuanergui。

goupi!dangzhenshibuyaogebilian!

cuizhuzhixiangzheniandixiaojiebuyongqujiamiao,gaoxingdilazhetazhuzichulexiaoyuanzhibenfumen。

******

“you!hanwanghaimeijinshangdouchengni,erjiejiejiurucipobujidaideganzhetouhuaisongbaole?”yishengjixiaozaishenhouxiangqi。

shenqianyitingxiajiaobuzhuanshenerkan,shenhouzhirenzhengshifulidesanxiaojieshenmengting。

simuxiangdui,shenmengtingningleningmei,haobujiayiyanshiyanzhongdeyanezhise,kanzheshenqianyineizhangjiusuanweishifendaidouyaoqichongtiandelian,tajiuexindexiangtu。

sanhuangzimusihanduishenqianyideyanerenjinjiezhi,ruobushibuyuanyimianduizheige‘choulou’defeiwu,musihanyouhebizaibianguandongluanshi,dingzhehunyueqinzixianghuangshangqingmingbenfubianguan。

buguoyezhengshihunyuerucideyituozaituo,shenqianyizheigeqianrenhenwanrenfandefeiwu,zaoyilunweilezhenggeshangdouchenglidexiaobing!

shenqianyijiangshenmengtingdejifengzhisejinshouyandi,quebunufanxiao,bingyoumoyouyangdixuezheshenmengtingdeqiangdiaodao,“you!sanmeimeishuodezhendui,woqueshishitouhuaisongbaoqu,buxiangshisanmeimei,jiushixiangtouhuaidoubuzhigaibaoshei。”

shangdouchengliderenyouduozhidaomusihanyaneta,jiuyouduoqingchushenmengtingduoaimumusihan。

“buguoshigebeihanwangyanedefeiwu,youhekedeyide!”lenghengyisheng,shenmengtinglazhangzhexiaoliantizhequnzidangzailemenkou,jinritadaoyaokankanzheifeiwuruhecongtamianqianzouchuzheigefumen!

“erxiaojiehaishihuiyuanziliquba,hanwangbuguoganghuilai,ruoshizaibeierxiaojiehepaolekejiubuhaole。”yatouchunqinzhanzaishenmengtingdeshenbian,tongyangxiaodejifeng。

shenqianyiyuanbenyemeidasuanchumen,yanxiasuoxingzhijiewanghuizou,erduiyuneirutongmenshenyibanyizhuyipudejifeng,yutalaishuobuguojiushigepieryi。

奈何翠竹着急啊!

dangjishangqian,“nimenpingshenmerucishuowojiaxiao……”

“啪!”

zhishiburongtabahuashuowan,chunqinyangshoujiushiyibazhang。

shenqianyizhizhujiaobu,kanzhecuizhulianshanggaogaozhongqidemianjia,meimoujianchen。

taijieshangdechunqinzhangzheyoushenmengtingzaishenbian,xiaozhangdiweiyangqixiaba,“zenme?erxiaojienandaohaixiangzefanubibucheng?”

shenqianyishenshangzhouranningjudehanqi,dongdechunqinyiduosuo。

raner,jiuzaichunqinliansejianbaishi,shenqianyiquehurancongtadeshencecaguo,taishouchaozheshenmengtingbinshangdefazanmolequ,“rucimeidefazan,daiwaileduokexi。”

shenmengtingyanedechileyisheng,lianhuadoulandeduoshuo。

shenqianyifuhaofazanhoutuiyibu,meiyanwanwandixiaozhe,fangfoneiganggangdongjianglechunqindehanqi,yutahaowuganxiyiban。

cuizhuhongzhongzheyizhangliankanxiangshenqianyi,xinzhongneigewohuo,tajiadexiaojiemingminglihaidehen,nienieshouzhitoubiankeyijiangqichilaigaodeheixiongshasi,kepianpianzaizheifuli,quezongshihaopiqiderenyouqitarenqifushuoxianhua。

“啊——!”

yishengjianjiaozhouranxiangqi,jingdecuizhuhuishen。

zhijiangangcaihaizhanzaifumenqiansaoshounongzideshenmengting,jinghuangshicuodiyongyishuangshouwuzhezijidepigu,zaizixiyikan,tashenshangneitiaosaofensedeshuiluoqunbuzhizenmejingsuichengsuipianluoleyidi!

suizheyizhenchunfengfoguo,zhishengxialiangtiaotaozhelikudedabaituizaifengzhongdazhan。

“啪!”

yuanbendazaicuizhulianshangdeneiyibazhang,beishenmengtingqinzichouhuidaolechunqindelianshang,“siyatou,lianjibenxiaojietiaoyifudoukaishihunong,kanwoyihuibudasini!”

chunqinbeidadeyilianmengbi,tagankendingneiqunzitanachulaideshihoushihaohaodea!

“chuzaineilizuoshenme!haibuganjinzou!”shenmengtingwuzhepigu,chaozhezijideyuanzixiaopaoqu。

shenqianyizoudaocuizhumianqian,ningmeibuyuedishuodao,“chuxile,dounengrenrendamale?”

cuizhuciya,“neishenme……zanbushifeiwuma?”

“yo,nizheishiguaiwomeichuxile?”

cuizhudunshitaohaoshangqian,wanzhetajiaxiaojiedegeboheiheiyixiao,“xiaojie,chushoudeziweihaibucuoba?”

qishitazhidao,tajiaxiaojiezhishilandedalifuzhongneixienvrenbale,danshi,renma,ouerhaishiyaojizijizhaogechuqitongde!

shenqianyibailetayiyan,zuijiaoquejianjianqiaoleqilai,ouerqifuqifuren,budannengshujinhuoxue,gengnengzhimenhuayu。

******

“jinerlaobaixing,zhenazhengaoxing……”shenqianyidiaoerlangdangdihenghengzhexiaoqu,beicuizhulajinleyijiachalou!

zhishiyijinqutabianshiyouxiemeng,jinridechaloushizenme……le?

yiqunqundeyingyingyanyan,chuandeneijiaoyigechaziyanhong,miaodeneijiaoyigebaihuaqifang,ruobushimenwaiguazhechaloudepaizi,tazhendehuiyiweizijishiwujinleyihongyuan。

啊呸!

beineixieyanzhishuifenxundeyuntouzhangnaodeshenqianyi,zhongyujishangleerlou,quebuyoudezhengleyixia!

suijisaoleyiyanguoqu,jiaoluolizuoleyiheiyibailianggenanren!

zhuozhuobaiyidenanzizhenggouchunyonglandihuizhezheshan,shenzhihaixiangtaluchuyigediandaozhongshengdeweixiao。

呵呵!

zhenshichunfengfuliuwanwuchun,saobaogenzhebiandikaihua。

shenqianyihaobubihuidifanlegebutaiyaguandebaiyan,zhishishouhuishixiandeneiyike,taxinhudeluanleyifen,ta……

heiyinanrenyilianshengrenwujindelengmoyang,baixideshouzhiqingqingzhuandongzhezhijianshangdechabei,yingruibandeyanjingshibushichaozhejiedaosaoqu。

“xiaojieganggangnubihualeshiliangyinzimaileyichukaochuangdehaoweizi,baozhengninengjianghanwangcongtoudaojiao,360duwusijiaodikangeqingqingchuchumingmingbaibai……”

十两银子一个位置?

zheiyatoudenaodaishibeilvtileba!

shenqianyishouhuixinshen,gengshiroutengditanlekouqi,“yaoshifeixuezaigaiduohaoa!”

cuizhuyiduosuo,haosijianleguiyiban。