第五章 男人都不是好东西

tashuowoduinanrendeyaoqiukeke,woxiayishidemeitouyicu,chenshengdao:“womeiyouyaoqiutazhangdehao,meiyouyaoqiutayouduoshaoqian,woshenzhibuyaoqiutaduiwoyouduohao,wozhishiyaoqiutabiechugui,bierangwoexin,wojiuzheimedianyaoqiu,nishuowokeke?!”

woyizhiqiangyazhedeqingxu,haoxiangzaishunjianbeitajinule。

nanrenmianbugaisedekanzhewo,tabochunkaiqi,kouwenzhongdaizheyisichaofeng:“shuonvrenkoushixinfei,doushibaoyi,shuodenantingdian,jiushixuweishanbian。”

“yigenanren,tazhangdebuhao,youmeiqian,duiniyoubuhao,nifenglehuixuanzeta?”

“jiusuantaananxinxindedaizainishenbian,buhuaxinbuchugui,niyehuijuedetaaiyan,zaowanchuaileta,daoshihouhaideshuoshangyiju,shinimenxinggebuhe。”

wobeinanrenyeyudedengdayanjing,yikouqigengzaihoulong,shangbuquyexiabulai。

haibudengwoshuoshenmedeshihou,tadunleliangmiao,youjialeyiju,jiangwoansizaiyuandi,tashuo:“yigerenshuailingyigeren,zongyouhenduoliyou。niyaoshijieshou,neijiushihepingfenshou;niruobujieshou,neidoushijiekou。beipitui,kansichuguideyifangmanshenshicuo,danshilingyifangyoumeiyoujiantaoguoziji,daodishiyouduowuqu,caihuirangqinglvbeizhezijitouchi?”

zaibeipituidedabangeyueyilai,wotingguanleanwei,huozheshuotingguanlezhongrenduichenwenhanghezhangxinweidepipanzhize。yishijian,huranyougemoshengrenzuozaiwomianqiankuakuaqitan,shuoshiwozijiyoumaobing,zheirangwozuijinyouxiejixingdexin,shunjianbiandegengweiniuquqilai。

wodangshidengzhemianqiandenanren,jiuxiangshidengzhechenwenhangyiyang:“zenmenimennanrennengguangtianhuarizhixiashuochuzheimebuyaoliandehualai?!”

cihuayichu,nanrenlianshangdebiaoqingmingxianyidun,sishimeixiangdaowohuituranrucijidong。

erwoyijingtingbuxialai,yaoyaqiechideshuodao:“dangchutanlianaideshihou,tianyanmiyuderenshinimen,koukoushengshengshuozhezhiaiyigedeyeshinimen。jiranconglaijiumeixiangguoyaozouyibeizi,neiganmashuoneixiexuqingjiayidepihua!”

shuoba,wotengyixiazicongyizishangzhanqishenlai,jugaolinxiadenizhepiyishangdenanren,yiziyiju,xiangshizhonggaoyiban:“ruguonimennanrenzhudingyaoyongxiabanshensikao,neiqingnimenquzhaoneixieyongshentigennimentanlianaidenvren,bietamalaihuohaiwomenzheizhongyongxintanlianaideren,exin!”