第3章 难搞的婆婆

gaozesiwendelianshangbengbuzhule,yuanyoudezhendingyanxiaoyunsan。

jibiantayiqianhebiedenvrenwanwanaimei,chuqinggedoushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyande,xianzaitajingranyaolihun,danshiyilihun,tahuishiqufangzi……

gaozedeliansebutingdebianhuan。

zuizhongxiangqingchudegaoze“putong”yishengdeguizailechuqinggedeyanqian。

“laopo,shiwocuole,wozuowanjiuheduole,wozuolehutushi,wopingshineimetengni,naligandongniyigeshouzhitou……”gaozeguizhenuodaolehechuqinggedegenqian,qianqitadeshou。

baixishoubeishangneidaozhengningdeshanghentebiecimu,gaozedechunluolexiaqu,xiangyumaoyiyang。

chuqinggechouhuishou,yanlishanshuozhezhengzha。

“dingdongdingdong……”menlingzheigeshihebuheshiyidexiangleqilai。

“laopo,woxianqukaimen,niquhuanjianzhangxiuba。”gaozedichuizhemeiyanyouxieshanshandeshuodao,chuqinggedepifubai,shanghenshizaitaixianyan。

gaozekaimendeshihou,chuqinggehuiwoshihuanleyijianzhangxiuchulai。

popolifengjiaozuozaishafashang,shoushanghaitizheyigeheisedasuliaodai,limiangugunangnangzhuangzheyiduinongchanpin,tazuozaishafashang,chuizhezijidebeidao:“leisiwole,ganleyitiandeche。”

chuqinggezouleguolai,yingchunminchengleyitiaojianyidezhixian。

lifengjiaotaiqiyanpizibailechuqinggeyiyan,“zenmele,zuishanghulefanlia,jiaorendoubuhuijiaolema,womenlaogaojiazenmejiajinlainizheimegenvren!”

zheifanhuarangchuqinggedeliansejianhei。

“keke……”gaozeqingkelejisheng,shilegeyansejichuqingge,daizhekenqiu。

“ma!”chuqinggehanleyisheng。

lifengjiaotailetaimeimao,yemeiyingsheng,erlangtuigaogaodeqiaoleqilai,muguangxieshizhechuqinggedao:“bushizaoshuolewoyaolaima,zaofandoubuzuo,woerziyangnizheiyangdenvrenyoushenmeyong。”

shuodechuqinggelianshang**lade,tadebuziyijingzhanbuwenle,zaipopodekouzhongtadecunzaijiazhihaoxiangjiushizuofan,zhaogutaerziyiban。

gaozedeshoushenleguolai,qianzhulechuqinggedeshou,duizhelifengjiaoyiliantaohaodexiaorong,dao:“ma,qinggejintianshengbingle。”

“zaobushengbing,wanbushengbing,pianpianwolailecaishengbing,zheishikewoni!”lifengjiaofanlegebaiyan,taxianlezuipizimadao。

chuqinggeduipopodemamalielierenwukeren,tashuaikailegaozedeshoujiuzoujinlewoshilimian。

“nikannikan,woshuotaliangjuhaibuxingle,wokeshizhangbeini!”lifengjiaoqidezhanleqilai,yongshouzhizhechuqinggedebeiyingmadao。

gaozezuoyouweinan,gujidaochuqinggeshuoyaolihundeshiqing,taduizhelifengjiaoshuodao:“ma,ninzijidongshouzuofanba,woheqinggenaoledianxiaomaodun,woquhonghongta。”

shuozhe,gaozeyecuanrulewoshi。

“ai……”lifengjiaoqifendepaizhedatui,xinliduixifudeyanegengshijiashenle。

卧室里。

chuqinggeyilianbukuaidezuozaichuangbian。

gaozekaimenjinqu,zaichuqinggedejiaobianbandunzhe,talazhechuqinggedeshou,yongjijuwenroudeshengyinhongdao:“laopo……”

chuqinggechouhuishou,bulita。

“laopo,zuowanzhendeshihehutule,nishiwopengzaishoushangde,hanzaizuilidezhenbao,wozenmeshederangnishouyidingdiandeshangni!”gaozezaijiezaili,bochunlimanmandeqinghua。

“he!”chuqinggelengxiaoleyisheng,qingchedemouzisihunengshipotasuoyoudeweizhuang。

biqidiaozuandepopo,gaozequeshishigewenroudenanren。

kezuowan,chuqinggejuedejianzhixiangshiyichangemeng,tabuyuanyizaihuiyi。

“buhuiyouxiacide,woyaoshiduinibuhao,jiusuibiannichufa!”kanzhechuqinggedeliansejianhao,gaozexinxidezuozaichuqinggedepangbian,shoukaishiliaotadeyibai。

“bie!”chuqinggelazhuletadeshou。

sihuzicongshiwusuidediyicizhihou,taduizheizhongshiqingmeiduodaxingzhi,duobanshiweilepeihegaozedeshenglixuqiu,erjintiantabuyuanyi。

gaozeyouxiesaoxingdezhoulezhoumei,ganghonghaochuqingge,yejiumeifazuopiqi。

tajilechuqinggeyigeyongbao,jixushuodao:“madalaoyuandeguolaizhuyilianggeyue,dayingwomeishibiehetachaojiahaoma?”

“wojinliangba。”chuqinggeyouxietouteng,tanensunsidezhijianrouleroumeixin。

gaozexinliaitanleyisheng。

chuqinggelianzhoumeidedongzuodouneimedehaokan,jiuxiangshixiannvyiban,quezhinengyuanguan,biqilai,tagengxiangyaoheliuxiaoruiyouroutishangdepengzhuang,xiangdaozheiergaozexinzhongyidong。

chuqinggemeiyouliuyidaogaozedebiaoqing,taanjingdetangzaizijidechuangshang,kaishibumian。

大约睡了几个小时。

chufanglichuanchudewankuaipengzhuangdeshengyinrangchuqinggexinglai。

tarouzhexingzhongdeyanjing,zouchulewoshi,kandaoliuxiaoruizuozaichufangmenkou,banzheyizhangxiaobandengzaizhaidoujia,tazhazheyigemaweibian,qingchunermeihao。

kandaochuqingge,tacuishengshengdeshuodao:“shimu,nishuidaoxianzaicaiqilaia。”

shengyinyouxiexiangliang,chuanjinlelifengjiaodeerduoli。

zhengzaixicaidelifengjiaonazhecailouzizouchulai,yishuangxieyansaolesaochuqingge,bumandeshuodao:“zhenshihaochilanzuoa!”

“wogangcaishuileyijue。”chuqinggeshenshendekanleliuxiaoruiyiyan。

wangchangdoushitazuofande,meijianliuxiaoruibangguoyicimang,jintiantadaoshixiandetebiedejiji,huayulihaiyinqipopodebuman。

“nishenmeni,kuaiqujiwoqiecaiqu!”lifengjiaodunangzhe,yibabacailouzisaijinlechuqinggedeshouli。

chuqinggedilianzhemeiyan,mentouzoujinlechufangli。

taqiecaideshihou,lifengjiaozoudaoliuxiaoruibianshang,yanshaodoudaizhexiaoyideshuodao:“xiaoruijiushilihai,buxiangzheixiechenglidenvrenzheimejiaoqi,zheidoujiadouzhaideganganjingjingde,buxiangyouxieren,qiegecaidouneimemantuntun,yebuzhidaonilaoshipingshinengbunengzhunshichishangfan。”

tingdaopopohuayulidejidui,chuqinggezhinengcuimianzijizhuangzuomeitingdao,mantiaosilideqiezhecai,ruguoqiekuaile,lifengjiaoyouhuishuozijibiede。

“xiaoruia,nizaixuexiaoyounanpengyouma?”lifengjiaojixuyizaimenkuangshanggenliuxiaoruilaoke。

liuxiaoruierduodouhongle,genwenzisidehenghengdao:“meiyouni,xianghaohaodushu。”

“zheicaidui,yihouxiangnilaoshiyiyang,likainongcun,jiagetengniainideren,nizheiyatouguairangrenxihuande,yaoshinizaidadian,wodouhenbuderangnizuowoerxifule。”lifengjiaoyueshuohaiyuelaijing,meijuhualidoudaizheduichuqinggedebuman。

“wodoushibale。”liuxiaoruijixuhongzhelianjiashuodao。

lifengjiaokanzhetashaonvhuaichundeyangzi,jiulehe,yemingbaitadehuashenmeyisi,zijideerzichixiang,tajiaoaodehen!

“ma,xuexiaokebuyunxushishenglian。”chuqinggelengmodeniutoushuodao。

kandaotamenxiaozhezheimekaixin,haikaizhezheizhongbuzhediaodewanxiao,chuqinggexinlitoujiuyouxieqifen。