第3章
kuaixialeyishangwudeyuyouyuexiayuedadequshi，fengzhiyeyilianlanlesanliangchedoumeiyouting，jiuzaiyaofangqideshihou，yilianghuangsechuzuchetingzaitamenmianqian。
chechuangbeiyaoxiayitiaofeng，daizhenongnongxiangyindesijitanchunaodai，chezhesangziwenqunali。
meiyouyouyu，fengzhiyedakaichemen，mouguangdandansaoguoguzhaozhaodelian，“shangche。”
guzhaozhaolengleyishun，shoulesanwanglitouzuo，yinweipaodetaiji，shousantaikuai，bangejianbangyoushile，jiulianxieziyejinlexieshui。
tawangchezuobiankaolekao，congbaolinalezhijinjiangchezuozhongjiancaleca。
fengzhiyezuoshangchedeshihou，heguzhaozhaodeshixianzhuanglegezhengzhe。
guzhaozhaogangadichelechezuijiao，jieshidao：“chezuoyouxieshi，wocaca。”
“我不瞎。”
fengzhiyeluoxiajigezi，pieguotouqu。
cheziwenwenxingshizhe，guzhaozhaoxintousongxiexialaihou，fanerjuezhenanrengaodadeshenyingzuozaiyipang，fangfokongqidoubiandexibo。
tadizhetou，yanshenbuzijuedicongjiaoxiayouyidaonanrendefangxiang。
nanrenchuandeshijunlvsegongzhuangkuheheisemadingxue，jiaohuaichugutoutuchu，kanzhejiuhenyoulilianggan。tadetongrenjihei，bujingyikanrenshilengqingruili，mengdizhuazhuguzhaozhaotoumiaodeyanshenshi，tajiufangruobeiyitougupidelangdingshangle，hunshenbuzizai。
jiangbaofangzaixiongqian，tataochuyibenbenziyizhibi，youyulexujiu，shenchushouzhichuolechuonanrenheisedexiuzi。
zhijianchuanlaidechuganshiyingbangbangde，fengzhiyeshoubeixiadejirouzhanxianzheliuchangdexiantiao，suizhetapiantoukanlai，guzhaozhaojuedezhijiandoutangle，qiqiaiaidiwen：“xiansheng，ninnengliugelianxifangshima？”
fengzhiyesiyidemeiyanyitiao，yandishihuabukaideqingtiao。
还说没看上老子！
拐弯抹角多少回了。
jianfengzhiyebujie，guzhaozhaominleminchun，xinxiangtashileyuzhurendedianfan，danzijibunengwangenfuyi，zheiqiantadehai。
tashouhuibenzi，zaibenzishangxieshangzijidemingzihedianhuahaoma，silexialai，zheleliangzhe。
“xiansheng，zhishangshiwodelianxifangshi，qingninwubidadianhuajiwo，wobuhuilaizhangde。”
shixianzaizhediedefangfangzhengzhengdezhishangtingliuyimiao，fengzhiyeyoukanxiangguzhaozhao，jiantajueqiangdishenzhangshoubei，dayoutabujiejiuyizhijuzhedejiashi，fengzhiyezhinengjieguozhi，suiyidiwangkudouliyisai，kanxiangchuangwai。
“niquna？”banshang，fengzhiyelengdandeshengyinchuanlai。
guzhaozhaoyizheng，tawangfengzhiyeneitoupianyileyidiandian，wenshengdao：“heniyigedifang。”
fengzhiyezhuantou，buzhizendemuguangcongtanjiubianchengdaliang，shenzhihaiyoujingkongdeshenseyishanerguo。
“ng？xiaomeimei，xianggengegehuijia？”
guzhaozhaozheicaihouzhihoujuefanyingguolai，yanqiandenanrendagaiyouwuhuile，tadengdayanjingjieshi：“wonainaijiajiuzhuzaininyaoqudeneitiaojieshang。”
chajuedaonanrenhuyidemuguang，guzhaozhaohaijialeyidaduan：“zhende，womeipiannin，wonainaijiaoyangying，kaizheyijiaxiaomaibu，woxiaoshihoujiuzhuzainainaijia，shangchuzhongcaibanzoude。”
fengzhiye：“......”
“woyoushuobuxinma？”fengzhiyexinkouningzhi。
made！zheigaisidezilianzheng，diuren！
pianpiankaixiaomaibudeyangyingchayouciren，rangtaliangefanbodeliyoudouzhaobudao，ganga！
“neidaodierleyikuaixiacheba。”fengzhiyeganbabadiluoxiayijuhua，buzaiyanyu。
pianpianguzhaozhaoyouyongshouzhichuota，yishuangmingchengchengdetaohuayankanzheta，yanliyouqipan，“qingwen，ninyouchongdianbaoma？”
fengzhiyebeitahandexinfanyiluan，zaibaolihuluanfanlefan，zhaodaochongdianbaodijita，“haiyaoshenme？”
guzhaozhaoguaiqiaodiyaoyaotou，“goule，xiexienin。”
chongdianbaodianliangchongzu，lianshangshoujiliangfenzhonghou，guzhaozhaochangshizhekaiji。
kaijibuguowumiao，yidaduidexinxijiutiaolechulai，weixingengshidingdongdingdongdixianggebuting。
fengzhiyesuimubuxieshi，yuguangzhongquepiejiannvhaiduosuozheshouzhidiankaixinxi，youshuidihualuo，buzhishitoushangdeyushuihaishileishui，jiangpingmudouranshile。buzhishishitoulelengde，haishihaipajinghuang，nvhaiyueshijizheca，yueshicabuganjing。
chunjiaogoulegou，nanrendichendesangyinxiangqi，tixingsiji，“shifu，banuankongdiaodakai。”
sijibumingsuoyi，daredetiankairekongdiao，shitashahaishiwosha？
benbuxiangdong，wuyizhongconghoushijingzhongkandaoyidaotouzhebunaidelingliyanshen，xintouyijiling，guaiguaidijiangnuankongdiaodakai。
nuanfengchuizaishenshang，qusanlebushaolengqi，guzhaozhaodinglexiaxinshen，ganjidikanlenanrenyiyan。
shoujihaizaixianggebuting，guzhaozhaodesixubeiqiangxinglahui。shouzhibainonglejixia，queyinweizhanleshui，fanerdiankailelinjiayifalaideyuyin。
linjiayi：zhaozhao，yiwanshanglianxibushangni，jiwohuigedianhuahaoma？wohendanxinni。
fengzhiyemeishaojibukewendiyitiao。