【naozi，shounaozila！shouwanzaikan。】
【jingshenbing+wudi+wucp+gaoxiaoshadiao+guiyi】
本故事纯属虚构。
shuaipaoyixiang，guiyikuhan！
fubenyixian，tayuandifadian。
linjiangshi，chaoyangjingshenbingyuan
mougebingfangli，yigucibidexiaodushuiweidaozuanrubijian，jiazazhemouzhongshaojiaodeweidao，nanwenzuoou。
bingfangliyipianxuese，mingmingshizuibaideyanse，quezangwunagou。
“刺啦~”
“滋滋滋~”
bingfanglideyiqifachuwengwengdeshengxiang。
“啊~啊~”
“sijingnian、linyue，nimenbudehaosi，wozuoguidoubuhuifangguonimen”linranjuewangdenuhouchusheng，shengsilijie。
erbianchuanlaiyizhendianliushengyin，bansuizhenvrensixinliefeidecanjiaoshenghenanrendekuangxiaosheng，juewanghefengkuang。
linranbeibangzaitiechuangshang，cishixingxuekushou，tashoujiaobeitiekaogudingzaichuangshang，zhengjuliedezhengzhazhe，pangfojinglijudadetongchu。
linranbeidianliuzhemodetongbuyusheng，dianliuzaitadetineichuansuo，rutongdushezaijiaodongtademeiyicunshenjing。
lianggenanrenzuoyishengdaban，chuanzhebaisedeyifuweizaibingfangli，lianshangdaizhekouzhao，kanbuchumianrong，wenyanfangshengdaxiao，lianshangdaizhebuxiehechaofeng，
“hahahahaha~，nijiubiefeiliqile，nimeiyouyihoule，lin**shuole，yaonisizaizheili，hahaha~”
“jiushi，jiushi，buguozheixiaoniangmenzhangdeguaihaokande，neisizongzenmejiuzheimerenxinsonglaizheili？”
yigenanzishencaiaixiao，daizheyigeheikuangyanjing，tadizhonghaifaxing，toushangmeimao，tashoushangnazhedianjibang，yanshenhenla，daizheyisifengkuang，
“kanlai，tahaiyouliqishuohua，wozaijitajiayige。”
shuozhe，taehenhendenazhedianjibangchaozhenvrendexiongkouzouqu，exindeyanshenzaitashangbanshenliuzhuan，yongdianjibangguyichengkaitashenshangdebinghaofu，luchuleyipianchunse。
dianjibangshunzheboziwangxia，dazhequan，tayanshenweisuo，zuijiaofanqiyinxiao，
“hahahaha，zheimehaodeshencailiandan，kexileya！yaobubatajibale？”
bingchuangshangdelinran，shuangyanxinghong，ehenhendedengxiangyanqianzheigenanren。
“e！zhangyongchengnigan？”linranzuijiaochouchuzhe，shengyinhenli。
“zenmebuganna？sizongbuhaohaotengaini，wolaitengnima！hahahahahahahahaha”zhangyongchengfangsidaxiao，shuozhejiuxiangshangshou，youaiyutashenshangdoushidianliu，buganchupeng。
linrandeshentizaijuliechouchuyixia，shentibuzhijuedezazaitiechuangshang，fachu“kuangkuang”deshengxiang，hunshenruleijizhong，wuzangliufudoubeidianliubaoguoban，
“滋啦”
tadelianzaidianliuxia，jisudechouchuzhe，yanlibutingdeliuxialeishui，yanlishitaotiandehenyi。
tahen，tahaohen，tahensuoyourena！
tamanmandebishangshuangyan，huxijianjiantingzhi，leishuizaiyanjiaohualuo，xianzhangdejiemaorudieyihushan。
tabuxiangdangrenle，zhenleia！
tahaoxiangshiyigexiaohua，beirensuiyipaoqidekelianchong。
zhenkeliana！shuyutadedianyingzhongjiuluomu。
轰隆隆！！
heianzhong，qiangmiansihuyouheisedexuyingshanguo。
jingleizaitoudingzhaxiang，zheneryulong，zisedeshandianzaiheiseyekongzhongyouzou，
chuangwai，hurankuangfengdazuo，shumubeichuidehuhuzuoxiang，shuyesusuluoxia，xiaoyuxixilili，pilipaladeshengyinxiangqi，yangailebingfangdeshengyin。
yuyuexiayueda，tianbianrutongpodongban，qingxieerxia。
轰隆隆！
“ei，fanzhengtadouyaosile，yaobusiqianrangwomenshuangyixia？heiheihei~”zhangyongchengyinxiaodemozhexiaba，exindeyanshenyizhizailinranshenshangliuzhuan。
“shuangnigegui，bienao，dengxiashiqinggaozale，younihaokande。”fuyuanzhangjishizhizhi。
“pashenme？fanzhengtadouyaosile？”
“ze，zheidianliaojiadaozuidale，taxianzaihunshenshangxiadoushidianliu，nixiangwan？yebupaneilihuaisi？hahahahahehe~”
bingfangli，dengguangpuciyisheng，yishanyishande，guiyizhiji。
linranyishimohujian，tingdaocaozadeshengyin，erbianshidianliudezizisheng，hejixiedewengwengsheng，haiyounanrenweisuodexiexiaosheng。
tabunaifandezhouqimeitou，dunangyisheng，“shei，sheigandaraobendawangshuijue？”
linranbenlaizaijingshenbingyuannei，zixiaobeiguiyimenyangda，tazuijinchenmidadishuyouxi，zhidaoyongchuizipaisanlejishigeguiyi，beiguiyimenjititousudaoyuanzhangneili，beitamenhongzhequshuijue，shuidehaohaode，
zaicizhengyanjiufaxiantabeirenbangzaitiechuangshang，shentiquanshenbeigudingzhu，xiuchidebangchengdazixing。
xianzaidelinrankebushigangcaidexiaokelian，takeshizuoweizuofudejingshenbing。
linranyanshenfengkuangdesaoshizhouwei，shenshangdedianliurangtagewaidebushufu，nanshoudemiqishuangmou，baisedechunhuanhuantuchu，
“jiushinimen，tiaoxinbendawang？”
“nimenhuoniwaile？hehehe~he~”、
taxiaoshengsiya，ruguimeibanyinleng。
“zenmehuishi？tazenmehaihuixingguolai？bushizuidadedianliaoma？zaizhuangdeyitouniudoubeidiansile。”fuyuanzhangyihuobujie。
errenmianmianxiangqu，buzijuededuishileyiyan。
“taniangde，laoziyongdianjibangjitajixia。”zhangyongchengyanshenedu，tadashenghanzhe，queyoubugandong。
linranliulibandemouzi，ranshangyisibingtaihefengkuang，taliekaizuixiaole，zhenggerenzuoleqilai，“kaca”yisheng，yingshengshengjiangtiekaocongbingchuangshangjichelechulai。
“haowanma？lundaowogennimenwane？”
linranwaizhetou，lingluandefasidangzhutadeyizhiyanjing，zhiluchulingwaiyizhixinghongdeyan，tabaixidelianmianwuxuese，jirenyizhongbingruogan，liezuiguiyidexiaochusheng。
“hehe~hehehe~hehehehe！！！”
xiaoshengzaibingfanglixiangqi，jianlicier，daizheyisibiantaiheyinyu。
errenzhijuedebeihouyiliang，xinlibutingdigu，mofeizheirenshinvgui？
怎么这么邪性？
“kuai，shangquanzhuta，bierangtapaole，lin**shuole，yidingyaonongsita”fuyuanzhangdahan，shengyindaizheyisijiqieheweiju。
linranxingfendejiangtuishangdelianggetiekaojibaikai，“kaca”yisheng，jiangshoukaojiniebianxingle，suishoudiuzaidishang，jiangshenshangdedianxianculudechediao，
tadeshenziguiyidegongleqilai，zhilenglengdezhanzaibingchuangshang，fushijiren，yanshenpini。
“wanshenme？bendawanghenimenhaohaowana！！”
“bushi，wacao？tanalilaideneimedaliqi？”
“neibushizhenghao？meisijiurangtasihousihouwomen，heihei~”
linranjiujianzhangyongchengyanshenweisuodezaitashenshangliuzhuan，tabunaifandepiezui，chuimoukanxiangxiongkou，caifaxianzijideyifukaile。
她瞬间怒了。
“dahuashuole，nvhaizideyifubunengsuibiantuo，”
“nimenzheixiediaomin，haodadedanzi，gantuozhendeyifu？”
lianggenanrenbuyiweiyi，lianshangfachubuxiedechixiaoshenglai。
“就你？还朕？”
“hahahahahaha~，zheishishalea！”
“ganghao，zanmenkeyihaohaowanwan？ng！”
tarutongpaodanbanchaozheerrenchongleguoqu，lvxiangongjizuijindedizhonghai，chaotachuaileyijiao。
zhayanjian，linranjiujiangganggangtuotayifudedizhonghaizhangyongcheng，jichuaifeichuqu。
“啊！！”
qilidecanjiaoshengzaibingfanglipiaodang。
“砰”
yizhuanyan，neinanrenqianzaiqiangshang，shentiguiyideniuquzhe，tatoushangxianxuelinli，gutoucuoliedeshengyinkakaxiang。
fuyuanzhangdajingshise，xiayishihoutuijibu。
zheirenzenmeqianhouxiangchazheimeda？
tarutongbeieguisuoding，kongjulongzhaozheta。
linrandeyanshenluozaifuyuanzhangshenshang，tatoufaluanzaozaode，yigendaimaolileqilai，lieqizuijiao，xiaodegewaicanlan，yanshenquediliuliudezhuandongzhe，fangfoyunniangzheshenme。
“xianzai，lundaowohaohaosihousihounimenle，hahahaha~”
guizeyi：nvzhushijingshenbing，suzhibuxiang，yuqiangzeqiang。
规则二：无cp
guizesan：buyaomazuozhee，malejiaosejiubunengmawolee！
guizesi：jidejiashujia，zhuigengbumilue！hahahahaha！！
【jidejiashujia，zhuigenge！】