?005】麻烦上门
“ganjinkaimen，buranwokeyaochuaimenle！”waitouweilongzhejigexiaoliu.mang，weishoudeshigexiaohuangmao，zui.balidiaozheyigenyan，yifuchuandehualihushao，liuliliuqi。
pangbiandexiaogenban，rangrangdao：“huangge，zanmenhaiduoshuoshenme，zhijiechuaikai，zandagedengbujile，zheixiaoniangpitaibushihaodai，zanmengancuizhijieyongqiang，batakanghuiqu。”
“dahu，zhuangmen！”xiaohuangmaoduishenhoudeyigedakuaitouhandao。
wenyan，neiwudasancudezhuanghanzoushangqianlai，niuleniubozi，moquancazhang。
qiazaizheishi，menquekaile。
yigenanrendeshenyingchuxianzailemenkou，pokoubianshiyidundama：“made！zhaosishiba，zailaozixifumenkousapo，xinbuxinlaozidadenipi.yanchushi！”
zhongrenjianzhuang，dunshimengle。sihu，wanquanmeiyouyiliaodaohuiyouyigenanrenchuxian。yidawang，juranhaishigechuanzhejunzhuangdejiahuo。
“nita.mashishei？”xiaohuangqishihunshehuide，qiyanxiaozhangdebuxing。napajianduifangshigejunren，yesihaobuqiechang。
zhuyaoshiyanqianzheijiahuo，zhiyouyigeren，zhangdeyoubushihenzhuangshi。
renduoshizhong，pageqiua？！
zhaoyuntianyaoleyaotou，yandishanguoleyisilingli，ranhoujiangmenguanshang，jingzhizoulechulai。
wunei，xiaoluolidao：“lanyi，neijiahuochengqiang，buhuibeidasiba？”
zhiqianbushimeijianguoyingxiongjiumeideren，naomenyirejiuxiangnufachongguanweihongyan，jieguo，zaiyiyuanlitanglejigeyue，xianzaihaimeichuyuan。
cishi，tamenyijingbushewanghuiyouyingxiong，zheizhongrenwuzhicunzaiyuxiaoshuohuoyingshizuopinli，bukenengzaixianshidangzhongchuxian。
yunzilandunshiyouxiedanxin，duifangzhishigewairen，weizijiqiangchutou，yaoshibeineixieliu.mangdashang，neikezenmeban？
pingshuixiangfeng，bunengrangduifangwuguzaozai。
taqishen，zhunbeichuquyingfu。quebeipangbiandexiaoluoliyibalazhu：“lanyi，nibunengchuqu，neixiehuaidanhuibaniguaipaode！”
“wobuqu，tahuibeidade。”yunzilanlianshangluchuleyisijiaoji。cishi，menwaixiangqilepilipaladedadousheng，yichangjilie。
啊！
啊！
啊！
yishijian，guikulanghao，canjiaolianlian。
yunzilanheleyitiao，suiranmeikanjianhuamian，dantingzheshengyin，jiuzhidaoyouduomechumujingxin。taerhuabushuojiudakaifangmen，dahanzhushou，shengpazhaoyuntianbeirenhuohuodasi。
menyikai，yingmianbiankanjianyizhangxiaolian，zhaoyuntianqingqingpaizheshoushangdehuichen，hehexiaodao：“fangxin，woshoushangyoufencun。”
yunzilandengdaleyanjing，buganzhixin，zaixiazhaidezoulangnei，zhenghengqishubadetangzheqibageren，yigegebiqinglianzhong，biantilinshang。
“huiqugaosunimenlaoda，yaoshitazaigandianjilaozixifu，wofenfenzhongbatadanjidasui！”zhaoyuntianliezuimadao，chuanzheyishenjunzhuang，quemeiyouyidianjunrendehaoranzhengqi，xingshifengge，biliu.manghailiu.mang。
“chouxiaozi，nidengzhe！gangenhongyeqiangnvren。wokannishihuodebunaifanle。”xiaohuangmaoyibianpao，yibianfanghenhua。jinzhijinzedequanshileyiweifanpaiyingyoudezhiyecaoshou。
登登登！
zhaoyuntianjiaoxiashengfeng，yuandijideng，nongchuhaoxiangzaizhuirendedongjing，dunshihedeneixiejiahuobaotoushucuan，taodefeikuai，youjigehepodande，zhijiefanzhechuangkoujiutiaoxiaqule。
jianrendoupaoguangle，zhaoyuntianzhuanguoleshen，yunzilanchijingdewangzheta，zhiganfeiyisuosi。
“niba......tamendoudapaole？”yunzilantuntuntutudedao，mudengkoudai。
“nibushiyijingkanjianlema？”zhaoyuntianpiezui。
yunzilanyihuodewendao：“nibushishuonishichuishibingma？”
“sheishuochuishibingjiubunengdale？”zhaoyuntiandao。songzhanyixiajingu，yibenzhengjingdedao：“buyaokanbuqimeiyigehuaxiarenminjiefangjun！”
zhengzhengtiegu，tingbayouli。
yunzilandunzhule，neixinxianqiwanzhangbolan，jiujiunanyipingjing。neixiaoluoli，zaikandaozhaoyuntianjurandapaolehuaidanhou，daweijingqi，mouzilishanshuozheyayideguangmang。
“yunxiaojie，xianzai，woxiangniduiwodenengliyinggaimeiyouhuaiyileba？”zhaoyuntiandao，chedaolezhengtishang。
yunzilanmianlugangazhise，lianmangpeilidaoqian，gangcaidequeshitayimaoqurenle。
zheigerenshuobushangshenqiangtizhuang，yebuhuikongshoudaohuozhetaiquandao，buguo，quezhengrutazijisuoyan，tahennanda！
erta，qiahaoxuyaoyigenengdadenanzuke。
yunzilanqingshengdao：“zhaoxiansheng，huanyingnichengweiwodeshiyou，qianwanhetong，nijiukeyizhengshiruzhule。”
zhaoyuntianneixinqueyuewubi，keshibiaomianshangquezhuangchuyifuyundanfengqingdemoyang，muguangyouqingbuzijindezaimeinvkongjiedeshenshangpiaoqilai。
wolegequ，yihouderiziqibushiyaoqifeile？
zhaoyuntianzheidianxiaodongzuo，dangjibianbeixiaoluolijinshouyandi，tazenmeyinyinganjue，dapaolehuaidan，queyinlaileyitouse.lang。
yinweinannvhezu，haidaileyigexiaohai，suoyi，yunzilantichuleyixieyingxingyaoqiu。
zhaoyuntianbunengchishenluo.tizaiwuneiluanguang。
bixuyaobaochigerenweisheng，qinxizao，qinxiyifu。
bunengdaipengyouchuru，gengbunengzaiwuligaojuhui。
bunengweijingyunxubianjinruduifangdefangjian，chupengsirenwupin。
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zhaoyuntiandanglejinianbing，yanyulvji，zheixieyaoqiudoubusuanshenme。shifenshuangkuaidedayingle，bingqiebizoulongshedezaihetongshang，qianxialezijidedaming。
zhihou，zhaoyuntiancaidezhiyunzilan，weiheyaofabuneiyangyitiaohezugonggao。yuanlai，tashibeidangdidehunshehuiliu.mangtouzikanshangle，yingshiyaotazuonvpengyou，yangyanbaoyang。
yunzilanqingbairenjiadeguniang，zenmekenengdayingzheimewulideyaoqiu？keshiduifangquesiyaobufang，kaishihaiwanyixietaolu，faxianbuguanyong，bianzhijieyongqiangle。
gezhongsao.rao，putiangaidi。
meibanfa，tadangkongjie，gongzuofanmang，meiyoushijianjiaopengyou，yerenshibudaoshenmedanengnaideren，benlaixiangqinggebaobiao，zijiyoumeizheigeqian，suoyi，zhinengxiangdaozheimeyigezhuyi。
yaoyigenengdadenanzuke，yuanbiqiyigebaobiaoyaohuadelai！
tabaozhejiaoxingdexintai，zhishishiyishi。
zheibu，hezuxinxigangyitiechu，zhaoyuntianbianruyueerzhibanzhaoshanglemen。
“yunxiaojie，nijinguanfangxin，zhiyouwozhaomourenzaideyitian。meiyourenganshangniyigenhanmao。sheiganduiniweifeizuodai，woyibazhangpaisuitadeji.er。”zhaoyuntiantingwanyunzilandezaoyu，dangjipaizhexiong.fubaozheng。qianbanjuhuahaitingzhongting，houbanjujiuyoudianeryemancubaole。
yuenantingdehua，youshiyuedongting。
yunzilanhenshigandong，dao：“duoxiele，yihounijiubiejiaowoyunxiaojiele，tongzaiyigewuyanxiashenghuo，haishijiaowozilanba。”
“haode。”zhaoyuntianhahayixiao，muguangluodaoleneigexiaoluolishenshang，buyoudexunwen：“neishinidezhinv？”
“ng。”yunzilanweiweidiantou：“tajiaoyinyin，fumuchuleyiwai，buzairenshile，xianzai，yuwoxiangyiweiming。”shuodaocichu，yuyanyouzhi，lianshangluchuleyisiaishang。
zhaoyuntianminleminchun，meiyouzaiduowen，renjiadesimishibubiduoyan。
jiexialai，zhaoyuntianbanrulezijifangli，fangzihenganjing，yiyingjuquan，baisheshifenkaojiu，cuoluanyouzhi。
yiqiankuaiqian，zaibeihaizheizhongdachengshi，nengzudaozheimehaodefangzi，juebishizoulegou.shiyun。
zhaoyuntianmeiyoushenmedongxi，shijifenzhong，bianzhenglituodang。gangzaichuangbianzuoxia，neigejiaoyinyindexiaoluolijiuzoulejinlai。
“xiaoyatou，nixiangganma？”zhaoyuntiandao。taduoshaoganjuededao，zheixiaoyatouduizijibingbushihendaijian。
“nishihaorenma？”yinyindayanjingzhazhe，shuoqihualainailinaisheng，buguo，queyouyizhongchaohutonglingrendechengshu。
zhaoyuntianmengbile，nayouzheiyangwenwentide？shenjingbinghuishuozijishishenjingbingma？
“haorenwobuzhidao，danwojueduibushihuairen。”
“nikebuxuqifuwolanyi，buran，woyidingbuhuifangguoni。”xiaoyatouzhangyawuzhuadedao。yanliluzhejijing。
zhaoyuntianzuitaoyanbeirenweixiele，buguo，zheixiaoyatouweixieqilai，queyoujifentaoxi。
shuowanzheijuhua，yinyinjiulikaile，quezaizoushi，jiangyipingsuannaifangdaolezhaoyuntianshoushang。
“谢谢帮忙。”
jianzhuang，zhaoyuntianlengzhule，xinlijingyouyisiwennuanmanyankailai，yaranshixiao：“hehe，zheixiaoyatou，haoshengkeai。”