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最受不了就是胃了。
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……
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buxianshidadegukehaiyizhizaiyongshoujizaipaishe。
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“darenle,darenle!”
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yilaierqu,liangbianderenqingxudouyouxiejidong!
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“爸爸没事!”
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“**!”
“caishichangbaoandouneimeniubilema?”
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“**,zhenxianglea!”
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suizhewangluodefajiao,tangrendoumeixiangdao,zijibeituishanglefengkoulangjian,shunjiandengshangbendiresou!