第5章

maqianyuanshicaishichanglimianzouzhangtudelahuosiji。

pingchangtamendoushibaitianshuijue,wanshangzhuanghuo,lingchenladaobaishanongmaopifashichang。

xiangmaqianyuanzheiyangdehuoyunsiji,shengwuzhongchangnianheibaidiandaodepaoyunshu。

最受不了就是胃了。

yirisancandoubuzhengchang,shengwuzhongyouhunluan,pingshihennanchiyicanzhengchangde。

youshihouxiangshangguanzichiyidunhaode,yinweikaichebunenghejiu,doubunengjinxing。

gengbuyaoshuolingchensiwudiandeshihou,shadoumeiyouchi。

zhinengshichifangbianmian,kenmianbaoshade。

oueryouyilianggefendian,neijiageguideyaosi。

guiyidianyewufang,guanjianshibuhaochi。

tamenpaozhangtudelahuosiji,henduodoushiweibinghuanzhe。

chidongximeiyoushiyu,zuitaoyanchibaozimantouhemianbao,kepianpianchidezuiduojiushizheixie。

meibanfa,zuijiandandejiejuebanfajiushichizheige,qiemianshixiangduiyangwei。

danchiduozhenshoubule,shenzhihuitiaojianfanshejuedejiqinanyixiayan。

jintianmaqianyuanyebuxiangmaimantoude,keshiluguotangrendetan,changleyige,jieguoweileidakai。

nanyizhixindeshi,yiqianchiyigemantoudoujuedenanyixiayandeta。

jintianyikouqichilesige,bazijijichichengle。

ranhoubamaihuilaideneiyidaimantoufenxiangjitongshisijidepengyou。

zheiyixia,chedibazheiyiqunsijishifujizhenhandaole。

taihaochile,meiyounanyixiayanzhigan,changguozhihou,genbentingbuxialai。

erqiezenmechidouchibuni!

gengguanjianshi,chilezhihouweibuhuinanshou,xiangfanhaifeichangshufu。

henduosijiyinweideweibing,zhiyaoyichidongxi,weibujiuxianghuoshaoyiyangdexinlananshou!

keshijintianchiletangrenmaidemantou,weibufeidanmeiyourenhenanshoufanying,haifeichangshenqideshuzhankaile,weikoudakai!

yushidajiajiuhaoqizheimantoushinalimaide。

maqianyuanerhuabushuo,jiudaizhedahuoguolaile。

tangrenzijiyemeixiangdao,maqianyuanjuranhaishizijidefuxinga。

tabudandailaileren,haizhudongbangmangweihuzhixu,rangdajiayigegepaiduisaoma。

“wozheixiongdirenbucuode,suirangongsipochan,laopogenbierenpaole,zijidaizhenver,haizheimenuli!”

maqianyuanshuozhe,haizhizhechechuangrangdajiakankan,tangzishanzaicheshangshuijuedeyangzi。

jiuzheiyang,tangrendemantoutanqianjianjianpaiqilezhangdui。

sijimenyibianpinchangzhemantou,yibianfenfenshuqidamuzhichengzan。

rendoushicongzhongxinli,zheibiansansishigesijipaiduimaimantou,haoqiderenziranyegenzheyiqilaiguankan。

maqianyuanjiubangmangnazhemantoufenfajidajiapinchang!

changshizhihoudeguke,erhuabushuo,yigegedouzhudongpaiduigoumai。

gengangcaiqiuzhebierenchangshidoubuchi,wurenwenjindeqingkuang,jianzhijiushitianrangzhibie。

nanguaishangjiakaiyecuxiao,douxihuanqingrenzuotuolaipaidui,yuanlaishizheigedaoli。

酒香也怕巷子深啊!

yougegukeyaoleyikoumantouhou,jingrandakuqilai,shuodao:“hewomazuodeyigewei……”

nanrenmuqinyijingqushiduonian,meixiangdaojintianzaitangrendetanweishangchangdaoleshuxideweidao。

zheigeshihou,youxiepaiduidegukexianzhewuliao,yushinaqishoujipaisheshipin。

“danqinbabalingchendainvermaimantou,fendoushuyumeiyigeziqiangbuxideren!”

“wojianguozuishuaiqidemaimantoubaba!”

“ruguoyoudoufuxishi,yeyinggaiyoumantoupanan!”

“budebushuo,zheishiwochiguozuihaochidemantou,meiyouzhiyi。”

“zheijiushiai!laobanshuotanverxihuanchicaomeiheaerbeisitang,suoyiyongcaomeiheaerbeisitangzuochulemantou,niganxiangxinma?”

……

haojigerendoupaisheleshipin,shenzhihaipaileyixiazaicheshangshushuidetangzishan。

“nimenpaiwomaimantoukeyi,wonverjiujinliangbuyaopaile!”

“ruguopailede,mafanfashipinzhiqian,dagemasaike,xiexiedajiale!”

tangrenyibianshuozhe,yibianganxiedeshuodao。

bijingdoushizijideguke,tayebuhaoqiangzhihechidajia。

“laoban,ninverzheimepiaoliang。womenfashipin,nongbuhaoniheninverdouhuichengweiwanghongyebuyiding。”yougukediaokandeshuodao。

“xiexiedajiaguanxin,wohewonverbuxiangchengweiwanghong,womenjiushipuputongtongderen!”tangrenhaishifeichangchengkendeganxiedajia。

yeyourenbatangrendehua,yeluzhichenglexiaoshipinfachulai。

“sanguanhenzhengdebaba!”

tangrenzijidoubeipaiduiderenjijinghedaole。

baishacaishichangyoushangqianhushangjia,meitianjinchucaishichangderenliuchaoshiwan。

baitandelaoban,jinhuodelaoban,koubeixuanchuan,erqiechimantoushichongjizuijiandanfangbiandefangfa。

jiashangtangrenmaidemantoutaihaochi,yincipaiduiderenyuelaiyueduo。

erqiedajiayimaijiushiyidaishige,shenzhimailiangsandaidedouyou,henshaosangegoumaide。

suizhemantoutandeshengyiyuelaiyuehuobao,tangrenwupiciyiwangemantou,xiaoshouyikong。

danshihenduorenyijiuzaipaiduidengdiliupicidemantou。

yikaishimeiyourenhaoqitangrendemantouzainalizuochulai,keshisuizhedajiapaiduiduole,yezaihaoqi。

zhiqiantianhei,dajiakanbudao。

xianzaitianmanmanliangle,yejiuyourenkandaoletangrenshicongyigehezilinachulaidemantou。

zijicheweixiangdehezishishenmeyangde,tangrenmeiyoujidajiakan,ershibaoguodeyanyanshishi。

fanzhengdajiapaiduimaimantou,maiwanjiuzou,yemeiyouguoduodeguanxin。

“nizaiganshenme,zheilibuyunxubaitanmaidongxi!”

cishi,yiliangcaishichangguanlidechexuxukaiguolai,daoletangrendecheqiantingxialai,kaishiqusanrenqun。

tangrenyibianshoujiaomalidijigukedizhemantou,yibianpeizhexiaolianhuiying:“baoandage,wozhidaole,mashangjiuzou。”

tangrenshuozhe,kaishishoushidongxi,zhunbeibachekaizou。

zheigeshihou,paiduidenglehenjiudegukejiubuleyile。

qizhongyigezhongniannanrentaochushoujijiukaishipaishe,zuilihaidunangzhe:“zheilishidajie,youbushicaishichang,nimenpingshaguana!”

deque,tangrendechebingmeiyoutingzaicaishichang,ershicaishichangbianshangdajiedehuibotingcheweishang。

zheidamalude,buguicaishichangguan。

“duia,yaoguanyeshichengguanlaiguan。”

neicaishichangguanlirenyuanhebaoanyiting,buleyile,shuodao:“nimenpaiduiyijingdaowomencaishichangtongdaoshangle,jiuguiwomenguan。”

yinweipaiduidegukehenduo,dajiacongtangrenchedeweizhi,yizhipaiduiyanshendaolecaishichangchurukouweizhi。

dangukeyedoushiyousuzhide,meiyouducaishichangdechurukou,ershitiezhelubian,paichenglelxing。

“nimenshiqiangciduoli,bierenbaitanzaidajieshang,womenpaiduidaocaishichangzheili,erqieyemeidulu,nipingshayaoganrenjiazou!”

“duiduidui!nimencaishichangguanlizenmezheiyanga,renjiajiumaijigemantou,youbushishenmedacuo,taiduzheimexiong。”

paiduidegukemaibudaomantou,ziranjiuyouyijianle,yigegezhanchulaiduicaishichangguanlibaoan。

buxianshidadegukehaiyizhizaiyongshoujizaipaishe。

caishichangbaoanbenlaijiulikui,xianzaijianyourenzaipaizhao,jimangshenshouqudanggukedeshoujijingtou,zhejidishuo:“paishenmepai,womenzheishizhengchangzhifa,mashangjiwobashipinjishanchule。”

“jiubushan,jiuyaopuguangnimen!taiqifurenle!”

bufuqidegukequepianyaogenzhebaoanduizhegan,shenzizuoduoyoushan,jixupaishe。

“darenle,darenle!”

paiduideshiminqunqingjifen,yigegegenzhegaohan。

yilaierqu,liangbianderenqingxudouyouxiejidong!

tuisangzhijian,tangrencheshangdemantoubeipengluoleyidi,baibaipangpangdemantoushunjianzhanmanlehuichen。

tangrenxintengdebuxing,ganmangshangqianzulancaishichangbaoanyugukedejiuchan,shuodao:“biedale,mantoudoudiaodishangle!”

“doushinibaitanrede,jintianfeiyaochengzhinixiaozibuke!”neibaoanshuozhe,yibatuidaotangren,jiuyaochongshangquanzhutangren。

tangrenzhengzaixiadungongshenjianmantou,meizhuyiyourenchongzijiguolai,buxiaoxinjiubeineibaoantuidaozailedishang!

jiliedechaonaosheng,chaoxinglezhengzaicheshangshuijuedetangzishan。

tarouzhexingzhongdeshuiyan,kandaobababeirentuidaozaidishang,zhinendexiaolianshunjianbiandeshabai,yankuanglixumanleleishui,kuzhefeibenguolai,yixiazipujintangrenhuaili!

“nimendoushihuairen,weishenmedawobaba!”

“wobabashihaoren!buyaodawobaba!”

tangrenfangxiashouzhongdemantou,danxinnveryouxiaodexinlingshoudaojinghe,yushibennengdejinjinbaozhunver,zaitaqingshenganwei:“baobei,biepa,babazaini。”

“爸爸没事!”

zheiyimubeipaiduimaimantoudegukekandaole,quanchengzhiboheluxiaoshipinfadaolewangshang!

“**!”

“caishichangbaoandouneimeniubilema?”

“shenmeshihou,dajieyeguicaishichangguanle?”

“yiqianjuedechengguanniubi,meixiangdaocaishichangbaoangengniubi!”

“wozhichicaishichangbaoan,zuitaoyanzheizhonglinjiebaitanderen,zudangjiaotong。”

“zuainishenmele?zuainimaicailema?”

“renjiabaitanzaicaishichanglema?neishidajieshangdetingchewei。”

“quanshijiedoumeiyouren,nimenzheizhongrencaijuedeshijiemeihaobei。”

“dingshangqu,ranggengduorenkandao,yidingyaochengzhizheicaishidebaoan!”

“xiaomeimeideku,rangwoxindousuile!”

“youyishuoyi,zheimaimantoudexiaogegezhenshuai!”

“shenmexiaogege,renjiamingmingshidashu,meijiandouyouxiaohailema?”

“youxiaohaijiushidashulema?meiguosishidoushixiaogege!”

“qie,qianliangtianwohaikandaoyigexiangqindenvshuoguo,sishisuiyishangdoushilaotou。”

“duimouxienvrenlaishuo,youqiandebashisuidoushixiaogege,meiqiandeershisuidoushilaotou,meishaqubie!”

“**,zhenxianglea!”

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suizhewangluodefajiao,tangrendoumeixiangdao,zijibeituishanglefengkoulangjian,shunjiandengshangbendiresou!