buduoshi，liangrenlaidaolepeiningkouzhongdejuejiaweizhi。
yijiachaloudechuangkouchu，peiningkuaisudakaimuchuang，suijibianjiangshenzitanlechuqu，zhangzhangdebozishenchu，neiganjuedounenggoushuantoujiaolvzaishangmian。
peiningmanyididiandiantou:ng！wanshijubeizhiqianjingjiangjundedongfengle，tajinriwubiyaojiangjingjiangjunkangeqingchu。
嘿嘿！
zuoweiyigechaojixiaomimei，takeyaodiyishijianjiunengzhanyangdaojingjiangjundefengcai。
jiuzaipeiningganjuebozisuandeyaomingzhiji，chengmendakai，fachuyizhendichendehonglongshengxiang。
jinjiezhe，renqunlifachuyizhenchaonaosheng。
“lailelaile，talaile，yidingshijingjiangjunhuilaile。”
“aiya！nineimegaodegeziganmazhanzaiqiantouni，doudangzhuwodeshixianle。”
“wei！niganma！bianshangyidian，zaigelaoziqiantouhuangyou，xiaoxinlaozizoupani。”
“heihei，anjiuguanxinyijianshi，yebuzhidaojingjiangjunshifouhunpei，ruoshimeiyou，anjiuqudengmenqiuqinqu。”
“yao！laihamadahaqiankouqibuxiaoa！wodangshisheini，zheibushianmengebidexiaowangbama？zadi？kanshangjingjiangjunle？qie！jialiruoshimeiyoujingzineilisapaoniaozhaozhao，jiuni？yepei。”
tingzhezhongrenzhengchaobuxiu，peiningxiaozuiyijuefanlegebaiyanqihenghengdiguzhe:“yiqunwuhezhizhongjingzaizheilichirenshuomeng，haixiangqujingjiangjun，wohaixiangrangjingjiangjunzuosaosaoni！ai！zhikexi……xiongzhangtakeshipeibushangrenjiajingjiangjun。”
zhengdangdajiaweilezhengduoweizhichaonaoshi，chengmenwaiyizhixianqianjunfeichierlai，matitadexuenifeijian。
“wawawa！lailelaile。aowuwuwu，haokaixin，haojidong，haoxingfen。”
cikedepeining，jidongdehenbudedouyaopashanghulanjiangzijiguadaochuangzishangqule。
erneigegangganghaizaiyaosiyaohuokuxixidexingeryegubushangtajiaxiaojieshishenmexingxiangle，yinweitadexingxiangyebugushang。
zhijianta，xingyanyuanzhengzuibaweizhang，baixixinidebaozilianshangchongmanhaoqi，dengdaleyanjingzuandaopeiningyexiadianzhejiaojianxiawangxiakanqu。
cishi，chengmenkou，zoujinyiren，shouchiyinqiangyimadangxian，hunshensanfazheyiguzilenglieqixi。
yishenyinsekuijia，shuangjiankouzhesanyanshoutunjian，yaojianhongdaijinshu，liluodegaomaweiyisibugougaogaoshuqi，yingzisashuang，adaobaobiao。
buzhibujuezhong，jieshangyijinghenduotoutouliuchulaidezhongduoshaonv。tamenhuoduozaigaomen，huoduozaigelou，bujuyanhanzhiweileyiduzheiweinianjiqingqingzhangonghehedejinguoyingxiong。
“驾～”
jingmuyaoqikuadeneipizaohongsezhanmayishipizheliujinzhanjia，shenweilinlin，zhangbinfeiyang，matishengsheng，xuenifeijian，hunshensanfachulaideleitengyunbenzhishirangrenyibukaiyan。
genzaijingmuyaoshenhoudejiushitadeqinxinxueting，zaihoumianbianshiweifengbamiandeqibingmen。
haohaodangdangdeduiwuzouzaixuannaodezhaoyangdajieshang，liangbiandebaixingfachuzhenzhenjinghusheng:“shijingjiangjun～”
“wawa！jingjiangjunyoumeiyousajushiwushuang。”
“huanyingjingjiangjunkaixuanhuijing。”
“jingjiangjunmaomeiruhuanandehuijiajiajianba。”
……
yankanzherenliuyongdongjijiangshikong，jiedaoliangcedeguanbingmenfeijinquanlicaimianqiangjiangjumiankongzhi。
jingmuyaogongwuzaishenbubianjiuliuyuci，suoyitamubuxieshihuanhuanxiangzhehuanggongbenqu。
dangjingmuyaojingguopeiningchuangxiazhiji，xiaomimeipeiningzaiyekongzhibuzhuziji，zhijiantahuangdongzheshuangbeiyibengyitiao，chekaisangziditoukanzhejingmuyaodashenghandao:“jingjiangjunmei，jingjiangjunqiao，jingjiangjunguaguajiao。jingjiangjunkankanwo，wojiaopeining，shinizuizuizhongshidexiaomimeiyao。hahaha！”
neiganjuehenbudecongloushangtiaodaojingmuyaohuailiqu，tazaojiugubushangshenmeguinvbuguinv，ciketayanlikandaodequanshijingmuyao。
xingerkanzhejijiangshikongdezhuzi，hedeyijiling，toutouchulaihaiganzaizheilidahandajiao，ninshishengpabierenbuzhidaoninshisheiyao。
“xingerdehaoxiaojie，ninbiehaohaole！nanbuchengninxiangjiangchengxiangdarenhaoguolaijiangzanmenluhuiquma？”
xingerkanzhezhuzineifufengdianmoyang，zhenxiangwuzhutadezuiba。
suirankandaojingjiangjuntayehenjidongdanshizheiyanghaohaowanyibeibierentinglequdaofuligaozhuang，tayizhunyaobeidiujinhuliweiyu。
“aowuwuwu！jingjiangjuntaisale，taishuaile，yetaimeile。haoxianghetazuojiarena！weihetabushiwodejiejieni？yaoshinengjiangtayugegediaohuanyixiajiuhaole。”
zhidaojingmuyaocemabentengerqukandaobuzongying，peiningzheicailianlianbushedijiangboziniuhuilai。
taduojiaopaidazhechuanghuhulanyangtianzhangxiao:“aowuwuwu！laotianyeye，woyexiangcongjunqu。”
“哎吆祖宗啊！”
xingeryibawuzhupeiningdezuidengzheyandishengxunchi:“ninzaizheiyangfadianxiaqu，yidunbanzijueduishaobule！”
呜呜！
zheiruoshibeixiangyezhidao，tajiushiwakengjiangzijihuomaidoulaibuji。
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huanggong，zhongyingmenzaoyidakai。
guangchangshang，wenwubaiguanfenlieliangxing，chaofuzaishenyisibugou。
baiguanshouwei，xiaohuangdihuangselongpaojiashen，tingbadeshenziliyurenqunzhengzhongyang。
jingmuyaolvlingheiyingqingqishirupozhulianduojiudachengchi，tanianjiqingqingzhangonghehe，youmeiyousa。
jiebaochuanlaizhiji，juguofeiteng，
xiaohuangdidouqinzichuying，yizuigaodejunlijiedai。
zhongyingmenyingjiezhongyongjiangshi。
kandaobuyuanchuzhanlizhedexiaohuangdi，jingmuyaoganjinfanshenxiama。
takebuganzuozaimashanggenhuangshanghuihua。
yibajiangshouzhongdeyinqiangjiaojihouzaiyipangmanlianxiaoyidexiaotaijian，jibuzoudaohuangshanggenqian，danxixiaguishuangshoujianghufuchengshang。
“chenjingmuyaoburushiming，budanshouhuichengchihaijiangmanyizhongchuang，chenbufuzhongwang。”
gancuililuoshengyinhongliang，weirenhuoda，bukuishixuanzhoudiyimengjiang。
“jingjiangjunkuaikuaipingshen，xinkule，dangzhenshijinguoburangxumei。xuanzhouyoujingjiangjunzai，tianxiacangshengkeyianjuleye。
jingjiangjundangzhenshizanmenxuanzhoudiguodefuxingcunzai，zhenshenganxinwei。”
jingmuyaoqishenbaoquanxingli:“huangshangyanzhongle，cinaimojiangzhizesuozai，chenbuganjugongzhiwei。
zanmenxuanzhouyouhuangshangzai，caishibaixingdefuqi。”
yizhongdachenkanzhejingmuyaojidongwanfen，zheiyizhangdadeshizaixinku，wuwanheiyingqingqiduizhanxiliaomanyishiwanjingbing，zhengzhengliangnian，tianhandidong，duanliangquecao，qizhongdexinsuanzhiyoutamenzijizhidao。
jibianshizheiyang，jingmuyaoyingshiyaoyayingkang，huanzuorenheyigenanzidoubuyidingjianchixialai，genghekuangtahaishiyigenianfangshijiudexiaonvzi。
jingmuyaotaitousichuzhangwang，zhongyuzaiwuguandezuishoulie，kandaoyimogaodaxinzhangshuxideshenying。
liangrenmuguangxiangdui，jingmuyaokanxiangtaluchuqianxiao。
neibushibierentabianshixuanzhouweiyiyiweikaozhezishengongxunfenghoudenianqingwujiang。xuanzhoudepiaoqidajiangjunhuoyunfei，tashijingmuyaoweiyideshixiong。
yeshijingmuyaorenshenglushangdeguirenbole。