第一章 让人崩溃的相亲对象

wuyuedetianqi,yinqingbuding。

qiaoruizuozaixicantingkaochuangdeweizhi,yanjiaokanzhechuangwaibuzhiheshikaishixiadepiaobodayu,zuichunjinminzhe,heleyikoucha,youkanxiangcanzhuoduimian,neizhengzaidakuaiduoyidenanren,rouleroumeixin。

“qiaoxiaojie,niyidianyebuchima?”duimiandenanrenkanlaisanshisansisuizuoyou,cishitazhengzaichiyifenyidalimian,miantiaozhanlejiangzhi,hudetayizuideyouhongyouhei,hainianniannini。

jiusuanyouzaihaodeweikou,kandaozheiyangdehuamian,yeshenmedouchibuxiale。

qiaoruiyaoyaotou,jinliangrangzijidebiaoqingkanqilaimeineimejieyi:“wobutaie,yangxianshengnichiba。”

yangxianshengkanletaliangyan,yibianchi,yibianshuo:“shuozhende,woduiqiaoxiaojienizhendefeichangmanyi,woayizhiqianjiugenwoshuoguo,qiaoxiaojieshigedafangwenroudenvhai,woxianzaikanleyexiangxinle,yaobu,womenjiuzhengshizaiyiqiba,dengdaochabuduole,jiujiehun。”

qiaoruilianshangdebiaoqingyoudianjiangzhu。

yangxianshenghaizaijixushuo:“woduinizhendetingmanyide,niyouzhengdanggongzuo,jinqianfangmianbuhuiyifuwo,niyeyouzijidefangchan,jiehunhouwojiubanqunineili,womenjiuyouzijidejiale,duile,nidefangchanshizainagediduanlaizhe,ruguoshishizhongxinjiuhaole,wogongsijiuzaishizhongxin,buguoyaoshidifangpianyuanyemeiguanxi,womenjiubafangzimaile,zaishizhongxinmaigexinde,yaobujiumailiangchedaibu,chedehua,woyizhitingyouyanjiude,youjizhongchexingdoutinghaode,yebugui,sansishiwanzuoyou,suiranyeyoubianyideche,danshitailianjiale,kaichuquyemeimianzi,duile,qiaoxiaojie,nizaidagongsigongzuo,yuexingougongcheba,nifangxin,nidegongzigongche,wodegongzijiuwomenyiqiyong,womeizhoujinilingyongqian,wokannichideyeshao,yeyongbuleduoshaoqian,daoshihouwomenhainengcunyixieqian,dengshenglehaizi……”

“yangxiansheng!”qiaoruirenwukeren,yaozheya,daduantadediediebuxiu:“woturanxiangqilaihaiyoudianshi,yaobuwomenxiacizailiaoba。”

tashuowan,yijingpobujidaidexiangqishenlikai。

yangxianshengjimangjiaozhuta:“qiaoxiaojie,shuodehaohaode,zenmeturanzoule,nidengdeng,nifanqianhaimeifuni。”

qiaoruijiaobuyiding,zhuantoumanliantieqingdekanzheta:“fanqian?”talaizheilihou,jiuyaoleyibeishuia。

cishi,fuwuyuankantamenyaozoule,nazhecandanguolai:“xianshengxiaojie,liangweiyigongxiaofeileliangbaisanshieryuanzheng,qingwenshuakahaishifuxian。”

“fuxian。”yangxianshengshuowan,congkoudailitaoatao,taochulianggewushi,ranhouduiqiaoruidao:“xiangqindangranshiaazhi,zheifenshiwode,shengxiadeniji。”

qiaoruizuijiaoyichou,qixiaole:“xianbushuowojiuheleyibeishui,yidalimianhekafeiyinliaodoushinidiande,jiusuanwobuxiaoqi,yuanyiaa,liangbaisanshierduiban,niyegaijiyibaiyishiliua,yibaikuaisuanshenme?”

yangxianshengmeitoujincu:“nidegongzibiwogao,nandaobugaiduofudianma?wogangcaihaishuonidafangwenrou,yuanlainizheimeshikuai。”

她市侩?

qiaoruijuedejintianchumenkendingmeikanhuangli,jianguoqipade,meijianguoqipadezheimelizhiqizhuangde。

fuwuyuankanliangrenzhengzhibuting,bujinbunaiqilai:“qingwen,shengxiadeqian,naweimaidan?”

“sheichidezhaosheimai!”qiaoruilengzhelianshuowan,caizhegaogenxie,zhuanshenjiuzoule!