第1章
“咻！”
yidaowumangshunjiancongniechenshouzhongfeichu，zhayanzhijianwumangdongchuanwushimikaiwaiyicengcunhoudegangban，gangbanhoumianyigongjiuzhicangyingfeidongzhe，niechenerduoweidong，jiuzhicangyingdefangweibeitazhangkong，wumangbiandongzheqianjinfangxiang，jiduanshijianneilveguojiuzhicangyingzuochi，jiuzhicangyingzuochiquanbubeigeduandieluoxiaqu，qizhongyizhisiqu，lingwaibazhicangyingdouhaihuozhe。
“咻！”
zhanduanjiuzhicangyingzuochidewumanghudidiaotou，qingweidepokongshengxiangqi，neiwumangqingsongjingranzaigangtieshangzaishechuyigedongfeixiangleniechen。
niechenshenshou，wumangkanshangqujiweizirandiluodaoleniechendeshouzhong，wuguangyinqu，niechendeshouzhongchuxianleyikuairuanruandeniba。
泥巴呈飞刀形状。
“zenmeyoushibaile！”niechenzhouzhoumeiyouxieyumen，ruguoneiyizhicangyingbusi，neijiudaibiaozhetadadaoletiedaojingbiaozhun！
rujinzheiyangdeqingkuang，niechenzhidaozijililiangdengfangmianmeiyouwentiyijingdadaoletiedaojingdebiaozhun，danshikongzhilihaichaleyisisi。
“失败！”
lengmodeshengyinxiangqi，kaikoudeshijuliniechenbuyuandeyigeshiren，zheijinian，yuniechenxiangchuzuiduodejiushizheiyigeshiren。
liunianzhiqian，niechendedaoyigeshenqidezhihuan，renzhuwanchengniechenkeyijinruzhihuanneibu，limianyigepolandeshiren，congshirenneili，niechenxingyundidedaoleyitaofeidaoxiuliandemifa，yekaishilezheijiniankuxingsengyiyangdeshenghuo。
neiyitaofeidaomifajuniechenrujinsuozhiyouwucengjingjie，fenbieshimudaojing，tiedaojing，tongdaojing，yindaojing，jindaojing。
mudaojingshihou，niechendefeidaojiukeyishechuancunhoudegangban，keyijinxingyidaojiushidudeturanbianxiang！sinianzhiqianniechenjiuyijingdadaolemudaojing，zheisinianniechenbuzhidaojinxingleduoshaocidexiulian，rujinjulitiedaojingyijingzhichayidiandian。
meiyoutupodaotiedaojing，zheiyiciniechenjiubudasuanchuqu！
“咻！”
jiduanshijianniechenjiuyaxialexintoudeyumenzaiyicihuifudaoxinruzhishuijingjie，gangtieyijinghuifuguolai，tazhuazhuneinituxingchengdefeidao，shunjiandandanwumanglongzhaoneinituxingchengdefeidao，niechenshouyiyang，feidaoshunxizhijianzaiyicidongchuangangban，gangbanzhihoudecangyingzheihuieryouhuifule，wumangyishan，jiuzhicangyingdezuochitongshituolileshenti，feidaoyixiaziyouchuanguogangbanhuidaoleniechenshouzhong。
“成了！”
niechenshunjianxingfenle，tawangxiangshiren，shirenlengmokaikoudao：“chenggong，gongxidadaotiedaojingjingjie，keyizaixishouyixieyuanli。”
shirenhuayinluo，niechentoudingdetiankongzhizhongjiangxialaisisibaiwu，baiwuxiangzheniechenjupangguolaijianjianquanbujinruleniechenshentinei。
niechenxinzhongxingfen，zheibaiwuxishoudesuiranbunenglikerangtadeshiliyoudazengqiang，danshiquekeyirangtadetianfugengjiadeqiangda，fouzeduanduanliuniandeshijian，tanapajiweikekuyebukenengdadaorujinjingjie。
“laoshi，wokeyichuquleba？wozaizheilimiandoukuaimenchubinglaile，zuiliyekuaidanchugeniaolaile。”niechenpailepaishirenjianbangdao。
shirenmeiyourenhedehuiyingdongzuozhishilengmokaikou：“keyi，niganggangxishoudeliliangxuyaosangeyuedeshijianxiaohua，nikeyixiuxisangeyue，buguoxiuxideshihouyebunengwanquanfangxiaxiulian！”
niechenyanjingyiliang，sangeyue？zhiqiantatupodaomudaojingjingjieyejiunengxiuxiyigeyuedeshijian，pingshi，xiulianyigeyueyezhinengxiuxiduanduanbantian！
“laoshi，zhensangeyue？neikuairangwochuquba，haha！”niechenjidongdao，shanggeyuetadoumanershisuile，keshizheijinianjuedabufendeshijian，bieshuonvrenle，nanrendoujiechudehenshao，zheiyangxiaquniechengujizijiyizhijiandingyehuizhendemenchubinglai。
“准备。”
shirenlengmodidao，tashuowan，niechendeshenyingyixiazixiaoshibujian，xiayimiao，niechenchuxianzaileyigeshifenpojiudexiaofangzilimian。
xiaofangzipojiu，xiaofangzilimiandedongxiyeshifendepojiu，erqieyinweizhangshijianmeirendasao，suoyoudedongxidoumengshanglehouhouyicenghui。
“dadaoletiedaojing，yegaigaishangaishanshenghuole。”niechennannanziyu，zhiqianyitadeshiliqishiwanquankeyigaishanshenghuo，danshiniechenbingmeiyouzheimezuo，ruguozaojiuxiangshouhaodewuzhitiaojian，niechenzheihuierjueduibukenengdadaotiedaojing。
rujinyijingdadaotiedaojingjie，xiangshouxiangshoushenghuodaoshimeiyoushenmele，tarujindeyizhiliyijingyuanbizhiqianqiangda，buhuichenmiyuxiangle！
“buzhidaoxuexiaoyoumeiyoubawokaichu。”
niechenxinzhongxiangzheshouandaolezijineiluomanhuichendepojiuerbadagangzixingcheshangmian，wuxingdebodongshunjianchuanbianzhenggezixingche，zixingcheshangmianzhanzhedehuichenyixiaziquanbuluoxia。
“神机啊神机！”
niechenchoutizhongnachuzijiyijingbangeyuemeiyongdenuojiyashouji，yian，bangeyuemeiyouchongdian，shoujijingranhaimeiyouguanji。
dakaishouji，shilaigeweijiedianhuabushaoduanxin，dianhuaheduanxinjibenshanglaiziyufudaoyuanhaiyoudaxuelirenshidelianggepengyou。
meiyouhuifu，dianhuachuaipojiudeyifudouli，niechentuizhezijipopolanlandezixingchechulemen，tayanjingmilemi，zheihuieryangguangbingbushihenqiang，danshitayijingbangeyuemeiyoujianguoyangguangle，yixiazijiandaoyanjingshaoweiyouyixiebushiying。
“nalilaidechouqigai。”
“乡巴佬！”
qizhepojiudezixingcheqianwangjiududexuexiaotianhaidaxue，niechenyilushangtingdaobushaoyanedeshengyin，tazhangdeqishiyouyidianxiaoshuai，danshijiputongdeyifuzaipeishangpojiudezixingche，tajiusuanshiyigedashuaigezhipayehuiyinglaibushaoyanemuguang。
meiyoulihuineixierendemuguangyuyilun，niechenshenseziruodiqizhezixingcheqianjin，yizhishouwozhechebashou，yizhishounazheyigedamantoukenzhe。
“嗯？”
niechenerduoweidong，tatingdaopangbianyitiaoxiaoxiangzilimianchuanchulaihujiusheng，benbuxiangguanxianshi，danshineiyidaoshengyinhaizhenshiyouxieyouren，rourouruanruande，zhurenhenkenengshiyigemeinv。
“meinvdaoshikeyijiujiu。”
niechenlianshangluchudandanxiaorong，tazixingchefangxiangyizhuanlikeqirulexiaoxiangnei，xiaoxiangzhong，sangeliuliliuqideqingnianyijingjiangyigenvzibidaoleqiangjiao，yiliangnvshidezixingchedaozaiyibian。
“ng？juranpanduanshiwu，budanshiyigemeinv，haishiyigechaojidameinv。”
kanqingneiyigenvziderongmaoniechenyanjingyiliang，jiniandexiuliantadexinjingyijinghennanbeidongyao，danshizheihuijiandaozheiyigenvziniechenganjuezijixintiaozhouranjiasu，ruguoqifenkeyisuanshimeinv，bafensuanshishifenbucuodemeinv，neizheiyigenvzi，niechenkeyijijiufen！
“made，qifuzheiyangdemeinv，zhenshishenkerenshubukerena！”
niechenmengdiyidengzixingchetaban，dunshitapojiudeerbadagangzixingchefengkuangzhuangxianglebaoweizheneimeinvdesangexiaohunhun。
“草！”
“chouqigai，niyanxiaa！”
“妈的快停下！”
sangexiaohunhunfaxianzhuangguolaidezixingchedunshidama，erbadagangzixingchekebirujinqingbiandezixingchezhongduole，zheimekuaidesuduguolaizhuangcantamendouyoukeneng！
“哼！”
niechengenbenjiumeiyoutingxia，zixingchejixujiasu！
“快闪！”
qizhongyigexiaohunhunjingjudidajiao，sangexiaohunhunpingshidajiabushaofanyingdoubijiaokuaiquanbushandaoleyibian，buguojiuzaitamenrenweiyijingbiguoledeshihou，niechenzixingchedechetouyiniu，ranhoucheweimengdihengshuaizazhongyigexiaohunhun，neiyigexiaohunhunzhenggerendoubeizadefeileqilailuodaodishangbiqinglianzhongyunleguoqu。
“他妈的，找死！”
“你大爷！”
lingwailianggexiaohunhundanu，qizhongyigezainiechenqiantou，mazhedetongshifeiqiyijiaoquanlichuaixiangleniechendezixingche。
“噗！”
niechenzuoshouzhongchidehaishengxiabangedelengmantouzhouranzalechuqu。
“蓬！”
jiangyingdelengmantoujingzhundizazhongneiyigexiaohunhundenaomen，zheiyigexiaohunhunzhijiejiubeiniechenzheiyimantouzayunle！
disangexiaohunhunyoujingyounushouzhongchuxianleyibabishouxionghenditongxiangleniechen，zheiyidaolaideyoujiyoukuai，duizhundehaishiniechenfubuyaohai！
“wanshenmebuhao，wandao！”
niechenyanshenyilengyoushoushunjianniezhuleneiyigexiaohunhundeshouwan，dunshizheiyigexiaohunhunganjuedaozijishouwanfangfobeitieqianhenhenjiazhu，shouyitong，tashouzhongwozhedebishoudiaoluo，niechenyanzhongjingguangyishan，neipingzhediaoxiaqudebishoubianchengleshuzhediaoxiaqu，erqiesudujiakuai！
“啊！！”
bishoudiaodaolezheiyigexiaohunhundexiebeishang，xiemianbingmeiyoudidangzhubishou，fenglidebishouchuantouxiemiancichuanzheixiaohunhundejiaozhangshenzhicichuanletadexiedi！
“meinv，meishiba？”niechenxiaozhedao。
“聂辰？”
nvhaiyouxiejingkongyouyouxieqihuhudidao。
niechenweiweiyileng：“meinv，nirenshiwo？”
nvhaiduoduojiaoyouxienaohuodao：“niechen，zhendeshini！woshisanqierbandebanzhangbaiyun，wozhuanxueguolaiyijingbannianle，bannianshijianwojingranmeiyoujiandaoguoniyici，wojinidaguobushaoyuershigedianhua，nijingranyigedoumeiyouhui！”
niechenlianshangluchugangazhise，zheipiaoliangnvhaijuranshizijibanzhang，zaozhidaozhuanguolailezheimepiaoliangdebanzhang，tajiuhuixuexiaokankanle。
zheijigeyuedeshijianniechenyigeyueyejiuxiuxibantian，neibantiantayibanzhihefudaoyuanhaiyoulianggepengyoudagedianhuabaogepingan。
“neige…banzhangdaren，nikanzanmenshibushihuanyigedifangshuohua？”niechenqingkeyishengzhuanyihuatidao，“woqingnichifan，shitang。”