「qinaidesuzhu，huanyingnijinruchuanshushijie。」wonaozhongwengwengxiangqijixiedeshengyin。
wokanzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjing：「exm？xiaopengyounishifouyouhenduowenhao？」
「jiangxiaonuan，chuanshudaoyibenjiushiniandaiwenzhong，bingyoubengongjurenjieguan。zhengshijieshaoyixia，woshinindetieshenxitongguanjia，di521haogongjuren。」
大无语事件大发生。
gongjurengaosuwo，wochuanguolaiderenwushicujinnannvzhuganqingxianfazhan，zaishengmunvzhudeganhuaxia，fangzhinanzhuyibububianchengfanshehuixingrenge。
nanzhuxieanbenshigechunliangtiancaishaonian，danyouyushenshikankezaoyuqican，beiyibubu**chengsharenkuangmofanpaijiaose。
wofanlegebaiyan：「nanzhuheibuheihuagenwoyoumaoguanxi？」
gongjuren：「you。nanzhuheihuahoudiyigejiushishaleni。nipin，nixipin。」
woboziyigeng，houbeifaliang。
「neihaidengshenme？shengchanduidelvdoubuganzheimexiuxi！」wobatuijiuyaogan。
yushinaozhongdexitongjiwofaleyitiaozhiling，jiaowoqu「da」nanzhudemamaluoayi。
wodaizhu：「ninlaozheishigenwokaiwanxiaoniba？」
gongjuren：「bukaiwanxiao，daoshihounvzhumuxiaoxiaohuijishichumianzhizhinizuoe，nijiukeyichenggongcujinnannvzhuganqingxianfazhanle。renwuwancheng，nihuishouhuo50xingyunzhi。」
「pu……xingyunzhishiganmayongde？」
gongjuren：「yuanshuzhongnishigebuxuewushudetaimei，gaozhongbiyekaoshanglanxiangjixiaoxueximeirongmeifa。danyouyunishichuanshulaide，xitonghuijiniyicijihuigaishanmingyun。xingyunzhihuitishengnidexingyunzhishu，bangnikaorubenkedaxue。」
woshuangyanchengdedafangyicai，zheibobukui。
「cheng，womianweiqinandejieshourenwu。」woyibianchangzhe《zhengdaodeguang》yibianwangluoayijiaqu。
xieanshouxiaodeshenbandangzaitamamianqian，**qingjuandelianpangbeiwoqidetieqing。buguou1s1，xieanzheixiaozizhangdehenyousimannanqizhi，henfuhewoshenmei。
womiandaisanfenjixiaosifenliangbowufenmanbujingxin，shoulinazhegehehurendezhuantou：「luoayi，woquannihaishizaodianbanzoubiedanwuwobashigong。」wochazheyaohaohengdeyangzi，qishixinlihuangdeyibi。
xieantamashizheiyipianjinshengdedingzihu，erwobashizheiyipianfangdichankaifashang。
「jiangxiaonuan，liwomayuanyidian！」xieanyaoyaqiechideshuozhe。
wozhidaozijichudaolexieandenilin，tashidanqinjiatinghemamaxiangyiweiming，luoayiyoushigepiqiruanmeizhuxingudenvren，xieandebaohuyujijinfengkuang。
kewobudeburangtataoyanwo，buranzennengchentuochunvzhumuxiaoxiaodeshengmuguanghuanni？
huranyidaolvedaizuozuodesangyinrangdao：「jiangxiaonuan！niganmaqifuxiean？！」jiaoxiaoshenyingdangzaixieanheluoayizhiqian，haoxiangyaodaibiaoyueliangxiaomiewo。
jiranmuxiaoxiaoshangchangbiaoyanle，woyejiugaituichangle。
「huawoshuowanle，xieanluoayinimenhaoziweizhi。」wojiangzhuantouxiaosayireng，zhuanshenliqu。
guaidaoyigewurendexiangzi，wowuzhexinwozhangshuyikouqi，zhuanghuairentainanle，laotie，wozuijinyalihaoda……
naozhongxiangqigongjurenjianjiandeshengyin：「gandepiaoliangjiangxiaonuan，xingyunzhi+50。」
woshouhaolaizhibuyidexingyunzhi，zheikeshiwomeizheliangxinzhuandaode。
anzhaoyuanshujuqingdefazhan，cikemuxiaoxiaoyinggaizhengwuweibuzhidejixieansongguanhuai，yibianmawoeduyibiancujintaliangdeganqingshengwen……
这都什么事。
shangxuelushangwoyudaoxiean，takanjianwolikechezoushixian，xiangshikandaoshenmezangdongxiside。
woyiweitahuimawojijuchuchuqi，dantameiyou，dangworubucunzai。
woyoudianxinsai，zenmeshuoyebushiwobenrenyuanyizuoedunvpeide，doushigongjurenbiwode，zhiyaowobutinghua，gongjurenjiurangwotiyanyourushenghaizibandeshierjitongku。
woyilujusangdejinlejiaoshi，zhuzhexiabakanshuxuelaoshizaijiangtaishangzuibayizhangyihe，quanranmeitingjinquyigezi。
yinweinaozhongdegongjurenyouzaijiwoxiadazhilingle。
「干扰谢安上课。」
wobudebujieshou，suishousixiayizhangshuxuejuanzituanletuanrengzaixieanhounaoshao。