“爸，你回来了！”
yanqianqishuashuazhanzhesangebandananhaier，dadekanzheshiyiersui，xiaodeyeyouwuliusuile，hunshenyifubudingluozhebuding，toufadouluanzaozao，genjiwoside，lianshangyoushouyouganbie，weiyousanshuangyanjing，jiongjiongyoushen，kanzhemenwai，manyanfangguang。
kefaxianjinlaidebingbushilintianyuehou，laodalinxunxiaolianlikelengxialai：“tayouhuilaiganma？”
laoerlinranjiazaizhongjian，chongzhangqiaogangayixiao。
laosanlinjinzuixiao，yezuizhijie，tahedesayazijiupao，“dage，ergekuaiguanmen，hulijinghuilaile！”
zhiliuxiazhangqiaoyilianmengbidezhanzaimenwai。
她，狐狸精？
zhangqiaoxiangqilaile，nanzhulintianyuecengjingshouyangguosangenanhai，yinggaijiushiyanqianzheisanxiaozhile。
neibenxiaoshuo，zhangqiaohoumiankandehuluntunzao，yinyinyueyuejide，lintianyuehaorenyouhaobao，tashouyangdesangehaizihoulaidouhenyouchuxi，yiweishikeyanjiededalao，yiweijieshoulejialideshengyi，chengleshangjiedalao，lingyiweizequlebuduililian，chenglezuinianqingdezhihuiguan。
zongzhi，zheiyijiazidoushiyeyoucheng，weiyideyihan，jiushilintianyueyizhimeiyouzijidehaizi……
zhangqiaoyouditou，molemotayijiupingtandexiaofu。
suirandoushizhipianren，querangtaduihaiweimoumiandelintianyueshengchujifenlianai。
等等……
ruguozheiyijiazidoushiweilaidalao，congxianzaikaishi，tajiulaolaobaojintamendatui，shibushizheibeizijiukeyitangping，buyongfendoule？
chuanshuqian，zhangqiaozuidadeyuanwang，jiushishixiancaifuziyou，tangpingbailanxiangshourensheng，suoyi，tapinlemingdezhibo，daozhizhouyediandao，jiaoyishuaidounengzhijiegadiao，chuandaozheililai，daosiyemeishixianmengxiang。
xiangbudao，chuanshuqianbunengshixiandemengxiang，chuanshuhou，jingranyoukenengshixian！
不不，先冷静！
xianzaineisanxiaozhikeduitaxianqidebuxing，tadexianggebanfalalongcaixing。
qishi，buguaitamenduitayinxiangbuhao，shizaishiyuanlaideneigezhangqiaotaizuole。
youlanyouchanbushuo，haitiantianrangrangzhejiakuile，dongbudongjiuyaozheisanxiaozhiganchuqu，renjianengxihuantajiuguaile！
suanle，jilaizhi，zeanzhi。
zhangqiaodasuanjinqukankanqingkuangzaishuo。
tayizoujin，sanxiaozhibiwenyisidesisanzhepaokai。
menchangkaizhe，limianyigongsanjianwuzi，zhongjianwuzibaizhecanzhuohetiaodeng，yinggaisuanketingle。
zuoyougeyigefangjian，youbianneijianshizhangqiaohelintianyuedehunfang，jiajubijiaojiandan，haiguazhefensedewenzhang，tiezhehongxizi。
zuobiandefangjianbijiaojianlou，zhiyouliangzhangdachuang，yizhangzhuozi，yinggaishineisanxiaozhizhude。
zhangqiaofangxiashoulidelanzi，chaozheyuanlihanleyisheng：“nimenjigechifanlema？”
没人应她。
youguoleshijifenzhong，congwaimianchufangpiaolaidandandeqingxiang。
laodalinxunduanzheyiwanpiaozheyouhuadeconghuatangmianjinlai，pengdewangtamianqianyifang。
miantiaosuirankanzheguadan，danzaineigewuzhikuifadeniandai，yesuanbucuodeshiwule。
“给我的？”
zhangqiaozouleyilu，haizhenele。
tashifenjingxideduanqimianlaiwenlewen，quejianlinxunchenzhexiaolian：“wobashuole，nizaiyitian，jiuyouniyikouchide！juebukuidai！”
“那你们吃什么？”
“要你管！”
shuozhe，youtouyebuhuijinlewaimiandechufang。
张俏：我还偏管了！
taqishen，genzailinxunshenhoujinlechufang，linran，linjinliangxiaozhizhengdunzaidishang，boyigekaoshudetudou，erguotaishang，jigewowotou，sanwanmiantang，jiushitamensangedewancanle。
zhangqiaochulaideturan，sangehaizifanyingbuji，yishidairuomuji。
tamenbotudoudexiaoshoushangzhanlehui，heihuhude，peishangjiwotou，gengxiandekelian。
meilaiyoude，zhangqiaoyouxieyansuan。
jitayigedarenchimiantiao，ersangehaiziquehemiantang，kentudou，yigegeedemianhuangjishoude，kejianzheinvzhurenzhiqianzaijialiduobahu，shenmedouyaozhanzuihaode。
造孽啊！
“biechile，kaotudouyoushenmehaochide，nimenjiwodengzhe！”
zhangqiaoqiangxiatamenshoulidetudou，zhuanshenjiuzou。
duziyoudiane，xiangdaoduzilidehaizi，xiansanliangkoubamianchile，youbazhiqianneigelanzinadaochufang。
limianyourou，youmi，haiyoutang……
sangehaizimianmianxiangqu，fangfozaishuo，kan，tayounazhebabadeqian，jizijimaihaochide。
fanzhengyemeitamendefen，sangerencailandekantazheteng。
zaiyuanzili，jiutingchufanglizizilalayihuierbaochuyouxiang，yihuieryouchuanlairouxiang，yihuieryouchuanlaimixiang。
zhangqiaoconglaimeiyongguozheizhongbenzhongdezaotai，dantayouyuanzhudejiroujiyi，jiupingzhebennengcaozuo。
zhiyuzuocaidebenshi，tachuanshuzhiqiankeshigexiaochihuo，pingshijiuaiyanjiumeishi，xiachufangjiushitazuiaideapp。
yongleyigeduoxiaoshi，zhangqiaozuoleyiguotudouhongshaorou，jianyuanzilizhangzhexihongshi，tazhaileliangke，dagejidan，youzuolegexihongshijidantang，zhengletimifan。
linjiasanxiaozhiyouduojiumeiwenguorouweier，kandaozhangqiaoduanzheyidawanroupiliangchengcheng，fanzheyouguangdehongshaorou，huidaofangjian，chulelaodalinxun，linranhelinjinzhichandeliukoushui。
“linxun，linran，linjin，jinlaiyiqichifan，kuaidian！”
wumenchangkaizhe，zhangqiaobaihaokuaizi，jitamenmeirenshengleyidawanmifan，haireqingdechaotamenzhaoshou。
linran，linjingangyaowangqianmaibu，jiutingdaolaodalinxunhoulonglikesouyisheng：“buxudangpantu！”
laoerlinranminminganliedezuichun：“ge，yourouchi。keshitaweishenmeturanduiwomenzheimehaoni？”
linsanlinjin：“duiya？”
laodayejuedeneixiangweiyichangpubi，tajueqiangdezhuanguoshenqu：“kendingmeianhaoxinbei，shuobudingzairoulixialeyao，nimenwangle，shangyicitahaigenneigelaotaiposhangliang，yaobawomenmiyunle，maijirenfanzi。”
laoer：“duiduidui，huainvrendehuabunengxin！pingshiyouhaochidedouzangqilaizijichi，zheicizheimedafang，kendingxiayaole！”
laosanfengkuangtianzuichun：“keshi，zhendehaoxiang。haoxiangchirou！”
laoda，laoer：“qiaonineidianchuxi！”
zhangqiaojiansangerenbudong，haizaineididigugu，suoxingchulaijiaoren，ketagangmaichumenjian，sangehaizigenjianguiside，sayazijiupao。
“这什么毛病？”
嫌她做得不好吃？
这可是肉啊！
zhangqiaoyouxieyumendehuiqujiaqiyikuaichanglechang，jintiandunhongshaoroushi，tateyichaolegetangse，xiangtianruannuo，rangtarenbuzhugantan：“zhenxiang，haideshizheizhongchunlvsewugonghaidezhurouzuihaochi！”
zhangqiaoyibianjujiao，yibianguanchawaimian，naihetabazuidoubajisuanle，neisanxiaozhijiushibushangdang。
zenmeban？jiedechouyoudianda，youdiannangao？
zhangqiaoshoutuosai，yanjingyizhuan，youyoulezhuyi。
tajiazhuangchileyihuier，jiuzhanqilaishouzhuozi，guyidashengdeshuo：“aiya，zheimexiangderoudoubuchi。neiwojiuzangqilai，mingtianjiezhechi！”
zhangqiaobarouhemifantongtongfangjindaguoliwenzhe，congqian，yuanzhuzaijialichidushiguanle，youshenmehaochide，douhuizangqilaiyigerenchi。
neisanxiaozhibijingshihaizi，zhenejile，chentabubei，jiuhuitoutadedongxichi。
genghekuang，zheiqingtangguashuideniandai，sheibuchanrou？
guoran，zhangqiaobaroufangguoli，youbaquheideguotainamobuzizixixicale，shoushixiayuanzi，shaoledianreshui，dalepenshui，tajiuhuifangjianguanhaomen，dasuanxishuanshuijuele。
meiguoduojiu，jiutingdaoyuanzilixixisuosuo，jiezhejiushichufangmenbeidakaidezhiyasheng。
zhangqiaoguanergouchun，xiaoyang，haizhibulenimensangexiaopengyou！
……
chufangli，sangehaizijiuzhehunandedengpao，fengkuangwangzuilibafan。
“zhenxiang，wodeshetoudouyaobeixiangdiaole。”
“hulijingjingranroudouzangqilai，haidangtabianhaole，yuanlaihaishineiyang！bushi，xiaosan……nimandian，bieyezhe。”
“fanzhengzheiroutashinabadeqianmaide，zanpingshabuchi？”
linxunchiledabanwanfan，weilizongsuanchongshiyixie，tingdaozheili，tayouyilianyouyudebakuaizifangxia：“badouguanjinquwutianle，daodishenmeshihounengfangchulai？”
yijuhua，sanxiaozhidouchenmole。
xiangshuixiandichupianpi，gaigekaifangdechunfenghaimeiyouwanquanchuidaozheili，jiashangdifangshangsixiangshoujiu，duisizizuoxiaoshengyidedajiliduhenyan，zhiyaozhuadao，dongzhejiuguanjitian，zaiyanzhongde，haihuipanxing。
lintianyuejiushuyuzhongdiandajideduixiang。
linxunxiaolianningzhong：“wozhaochengangshuwenle，bazheiyicikongpayaobeidangchengdianxingle。”
linran：“a？babuhuibeiqiangbiba！”
linjinyibianjiaofan，yibianyanlishanzheleihua：“neiwomenshibushijiuyaobeihulijingjimaile？wuwuwu，woyaobaba，woyaobaba！”
“嘘！”
yuanzilituranyouyouxiangdong，linxunshuqierduoqingting，gangyaoqishenquchakan，jiujianmenlianyixian，yidaogaodalinglideshenyingjinlai。
xiaoshuo《jiashoufu，shengtuanchong，jiziquanyuanhumeikuang》di2zhangshidujieshu。