姚可欣:“……”
tagentajiangzheimeduo,tanaozilijuranzaixiangzenmezhuihuicaichan?
yaokexinnanyizhixin,“jiangshifang,nishibushinaoziyouwenti?woshuoayantabuaini,erwoxianzaiyijingyouletadehaizi,nixianzaisiqibailaidezhanzhebotaitaideweizhi,bujuedezijiyoudianhouyan**ma?”
jiangshifangqingxiaoyisheng,“yaoxiaojie,nishidamingxing,nigenwoshuozheixiehuadeshihou,youmeiyoukaolvguowanyiwobanizheixiehuafadaowangshanghuizenmeyang?zhisandangsan,haibiyuanpeilihun,nizheimeduoniankuxinjingyingdexingxiang,yichaojinhui,huoxuhaiyaoweicibeishangtianjiaweiyuejin,nijuedehuadelaima?”
yaokexinbingmeiyoubeitadehuahehuzhu,fanerzifuyixiao,“jiangshifang,woruxingzheimeduonian,zhenzhenjiajiadexinwenshenmemeijingliguo,jiunashangcizhuiweishigulaishuo,naodemanchengfengyu,zuihouni,haibushidashihuaxiaoxiaoshihualelema?niyiweiwoweishenmenengcicihuaxianweiyi?chuleayan,sheihainengyouzheigebenshi?suishuoshisunshileyigeyuedepuguangdu,danquenadaole《fengshen》depeiyin。”
jiangshifangxiaorongyidiandianlenglexiaqu。
“你说什么配音?”
“《fengshen》,yigepoyouxi——”yaokexinbaitayiyan,“wogennishuozheixieganma?jiangshifang,shixiangde,zijizouren,dengwozheiduzidale,nijiushibeisaodichumendefen!daoshihoujiusuanbolaotaitaizaibuyuanyi,tanengrangbojiadexuemailiuzaiwaimianma?”
jiangshifangjuedezijideshouzaifadou,houbeizhenzhenfahan。
nanguaishiyinneitiantahuichuxianzailingyu!
nanguaibanshangdingdingdeqianyuelingyuhuituranbiangua!
yuanlaishitacongtashouliqiangzouleneifenheyue,naqutaohaobiedenvren!
xuyichu,nikecengduiwoyoubanfenzunzhong?
kandaotanankandelianse,yaokexinyiweihuaiyundeshizhongyuchuodaolejiangshifangdetongdian,youjitaxialeyijimengyao,“shihuagaosuniba,wohuaiyundeshi,zhongmeilanzaojiuzhidao,tadayingwo,ruguowoshengdeshigenanhaier,jiuyidinghuirangayanquwojinmen,daoshihouzhenggebojia,haiyousheihuixiangzheni?”
jiangshifangmanmuxinghong,liansecangbairuzhi,tasisidingzheyaokexin,lenglengshuoleyigezi——gun!
yaokexinmudedadao,yebuzaiduoliu,fengciletaliangju,jiunazhebaozoule。
————
yuyuanbieshu,yelishidianbandian。
jiangchengsanyue,chunyulianmian。
zheiyucongxiawuliangdianduojiukaishixia,yizhixiadaoxianzaiyemeiyouyaotingdejixiang。
shufangdechuanghubanchangzhe,wuwaiyushuilinlinlilideshengyinbujueyuer。
xuyichuxihuanzaianjingdehuanjingxiabangonghuozhekanshu,xiaolvbijiaogao,danshizuijinhenqiguai,huanjingtaianjing,tafanerbuneimerongyijizhongjingshen。
jiangshifangzaideshihou,tasanlingwushenbuxutazaizijigongzuodeshihoulaishufang,danshitaxianglaibutinghua,bushipaolaisongshuiguo,jiushipaolaisongniunaiyexiao。
ermeicisongwandongxi,yaomejiekoudasaoweisheng,yaomejiekoujitachuibei**,fanzhengjiushilaizhebuzou,youshihoushizainianbuzou,tayejiulandeguanta,zhishijinggaotabuxufachushengxiang。
tabaozhengdehaohaode,danshimeiguoyihuier,jiukaishizhangyuduantan,dengnishizaishoubule,wenta“hengji”shenme,tajiuhuiwanzhemeiyankuatazixiedehaokan,nengkandongneimeduoluanqibazaodeshuju……
kuadaorangnijuedehuixieyishoupiaoliangdezi,huikandongwenjianjuranshineimezihaoyijianshi……
yiqianmingmingjuedetaneimeguozao,xianzaitabuzai,fanerbuxiguanqilai。
chuangwaichuanlaideshengyin,genbenwujiyushi,taxiangtingdebushizheige。
“笃笃——”
qiaomenshengdaduansixu,xuyichuhuiguoshen,dandandao,“jinlaiba。”
baomuduanzheyibeichajinlai。
“xiansheng,shanzhahongzaochaaohaole,bangninshengleyiwan。”
xuyichuzhaidiaoyanjing,yonglienleenyanjiao,pijuandao,“xiexie,fangzheba。”
baomujiangchafangxiajiuchuqule。
xuyichuduanqiwanminleyikou,meitouzhouleqilai。
genyiqiandeweidaobuyiyang,suandeyoudianfanwei。
tameizaihe,jiangchawanfangdaoleyibian,gangyaonashu,pangbianshoujixiangle。
tataiyanyikan,shigemoshenghaoma,yushimeiyoujie。
deng**duanlezhihou,zaiciboguolai,tacaimantiaosilideenlejieting。
“wei,nihao,shiwangxiansheng,nintaitaizaiwomenjiubahezuile,ninnengguolaijieyixiama?”
“你打错了。”
xuyichudanmodeshuowan,jiugualedianhua。
danshimeiyihuier,duifangyoudaleguolai。
xuyichuzhouqimei,zaicijieting。
“meidacuoa,tabaodejiushizheigehaoma。wangxiansheng,nilaopozaijiama?nizenmejiuquedingbushini?”
xuyichubunaifandao,“wobuxingwang。”
说完再次挂断。
duifangzheicimeiyouzaidaguolai,danshijifenzhonghou,shoujiduanxinshoudaoyizhangzhaopian。
zhaopianpaishedechangsuobijiaohunan,danshiyirannengkandeqing,pazaibataizuidebushengrenshidenvrenzhengshijiangshifang。
xuyichuyanshenchenlechen,lijihuiboguoqu,“dianzainaer?”
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“我酒呢?”
jiangshifangmizheyan,yaozhekongdangdangdebeizi,dazheshetoudao,“sheibawojiuhele?”
jiubaodijitayibeishui,hongdao,“jiulaile。”
jiangshifang“heihei”xiaoleliangsheng,duanzhebeiziheleyidakou,jiezhexiayimiaojiuquanpenlechulai。
tazhouzhemei,yilianbugaoxing,“ninashuipianwoya?shibushipawohejiubujiqian?wogaosuni,wolaogongkeyouqianle!tanengbaquanjiangchengdejiubadoujiwomaixialai,hainengchanizheidianjiuqianma?jiwodaojiu!”
jiubaoyeshidiyicijianzheiyangdejiugui,nishuotazuileba,tahainengfenqingshuihejiudequbie,nishuotameizuiba,laolaotaotaogenbenshuobuqingjiazhunaer,chuiniuneigengshizhangzuijiulai。
yihuiershuozijilaogongshidafuhao,jialidechedounengtingmanyigedixiatingchechang,chumenbushikaidilakejiushilaosilaisi,quouzhouwandoushizuozhesirenfeiji。yihuieryoukujijishuozijiyaolihun,yihoujiubunengxiangshouzheixiedongxi,wentazenmecainengduofendianqian。
jiubaoshifenxianmu,bijingjiafupozheizhongmengtayijinghaoduonianmeiyouzuoguole。
menkouchuanlaiyizhencaozadejuxiang,yiliangqianhuisedepaochekankantingzaijiubawaideluyanbian,jianqiyipaishuihua。
pangbianbuzhidaoshisheijianjiaoleyisheng,“**,bujiadi!”
jiubaoyizheng,xiayimiaojiukanjianchemendakai,yigenanrenchengzhesanconglimianxialai,jingzhichaodamenzoulai。