第二章废物女婿
linxueweihuilaideshihou，jialijiuzhiyouyetianyigeren，yuefulinzhaoyuanhetalaopozhaocuifengdouyijingzaozaodequlelinjiadazhai。
“jinainaideliwuzhunbeihaolema？”
“douzhunbeihaole，fangxinba！”yetianjulejushouzhongdelipinheshuodao。
“yihuihuijiabieluanshuohua，jintianjialideqinqidoulai，daoshihoumianbulechaofengnijiju，nijiworenzhe，buyaojiwodiulian！”
youlezhiqianlijiachuzoudeshiqing，linxueweibudebutiqianjiyetiandageyufangzhen，shengpatazainaochushenmexiaohua，rangzijigenzhediulian。
“fangxinba，woshinilaogong，zenmekenenghuirangnidiulianni！”
“走吧！”
meiyouduoyudehua，linxueweidaizheyetiannazheliwu，kaichehuidaolinjia。
liangrenhuidaolinjiadeshihou，linjiaqinqijibenshangdouyijingdaoqile，zhenggeketingliwuyayadedoushirenfeichangrenao。
“xuewei，nizenmecailai？”
“jiushia，zhidaojintianshinainaidashouhaibuzaodianlai。”
“laidezheimewan，yidingshijinainaizhunbeiliwuleba！”
linjiadeqinqidoufeichangreqinggenlinxueweidazhaohu，kemeiyouyigerengenyetianshuohua，haoxiangkanbudaotadecunzaiside。
duiciyetianzaojiuyoulexinlizhunbei，yebuzaiyi，taxianzaizaiyidejiuzhiyoulinxuewei，zhiyuqitarenwusuowei。
danyebushisuoyourendouyetiandangkongqi，yijiuhuiyourenguyidiaokanta，linxueweidetanggelinzhixiong，meicijianmiandouhuibadiaonanyetiandangchengyizhongyulexiangmu，shenzhijiulianyetianzailinchengfeixudeminghaoyeshiconglinzhixiongzheilichuanchuqude。
“yaohe，zheibushiyetianme？nibushilijiachuzoulema？zenmehuilaile？shibushicongwomenlinjiakoudeneidianqianhuawanle？youxianghuilaiyaoqiana！”
linzhixiongyilianxiaoyidekanzheyetian，yetianbushangban，zhengtianzaijialimaicaizuofanxiyifu，zhenggeyijiatingfunan，jiusuanshipingshimaicaikouleyidianqianxialai，lijiachuzoubangeyueyezaojiuhuawanle。
yetianmeibanshang，zheilimianlinzhixiongmeishaochuli，linjiazailinchengsuiranzhinengmianqiangsuanshierliujiazu，danyilinzhixiongdeshenfenyingxiangyigefeiwu，rangtameidifangshangban，yeshizaijiandanbuguole。
“yaoneimeduoqianyoushenmeyong？jiushiyiduishuzieryi！！”
yetianshuodemeicuo，qianzaitayanlibuguojiushiyiduishuzieryi，jinianqiantajiuyijingduiqianmeiyoushenmegainianle。
suiranyetianshuodeshishihua，ketazheiyangshuozaibierenkanlaijianzhijiushigetiandadexiaohua，fangjianlisuoyourendouyinweitazheihuarenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，linxueweimianseyouxienankan，meixiangdaozheicaigangjinmen，yetianjiukaishidiulianle。
buguoyetiandiulianguitadiulian，yibanlinxueweiyebuhuibangtashuoshenme，congxinlilaishuo，tajuedezijigenyetianjiubushiyijiaren，yetiandiubudiuliantaqishiwusuowei，zhiyaobuqianchedaotashenshanglaijiukeyi。
“yetian，nijintianjiushilaifuzegaoxiaodeshiba，nainaiguodashou，nideliwuni？”
“礼物在这里！”
gangbaliwunachulai，jiubeilinzhixiongyibaduoleguoqu：“wobangnainaikankan，nisongdeshenmehaodongxi！”
jiangyetiandeliwuchaikai，linzhixiongyixiaxiaolechulai：“zheishishenme？yu？zheibuhuishizaiditanshangsuibianmaideba？”
“bierensongde！”zheikuaiyushibannianqianyetianyigegudongshangsongjiyetiande。
bierensongdekendingbushishenmehaoyu，zheiyangdedongxiyehaoyisinalaidangchengjilinlaotaizhushoudeliwu？linjiadeqinqipengyoutingdaohoudourenbuzhuxiaolechulai。
zheishihouzaojiulailedezhaocuifengheizhelianzouchulai，kanzheyetianyilianxianqideshuodao：“yetian，sheirangnilaide？hainazhezheimegepowanyizaizheilidiuren，ganjingun！”
“sanshen，nikebunengganyetianzoua，zheihaodaiyeshitahexueweideyidianxinyi，derangnainaikanwanlecainengrangtazou！”
tingdaolinzhixiongzheihua，zhaocuifengdeliansegengnankanle，benlaitahaixiangzhechenzhelaotaitaiguoshengri，tamenjiahaohaobiaoxianyixia，xingxunengjilinzhaoyuanhuangeyouyoushuidezhiwei，meixiangdaobeiyetianzheimeyijiaohe，bieshuohuangeyouyoushuidezhiweile，pashilianxianzaizheigejinglidoubaobuzhule。
“haonigeyetian ，kanwohuiquzenmeshoushini！”
zhaocuifengsuiranzhidaolinzhixiongzheishiguyizhengtamende，ketaquebugandezuilinzhixiongzhinengbaqisazaiyetianshenshang。
yipangyizhimeishuohuadelinxueweicishilianshangyeshibumanlebingshuang，tameixiangdaozijirangyetianjinainaizhunbeiliwudeshihoutamankoudayingzhe，linxueweihaiyiweiyetianzaojiuyijingzhunbeihaolezhonglinengrangnainaigaibianduitadekanfani，meixiangdaotajuranjiunaleyikuaibierensongdepoyuchulai。
tajiangyetianladaoyipangzhiwendao：“yetian，zheijiushinijinainaizhunbeideliwu？”
“duia，zheikuaiyusuiranpinzhiyiban，yehaicouhele！”
“哼，凑合了？”
linxueweixinzhongchongmanlefennuheweiqu，zhengzhengyinianle，zheigefeiwuyishiwuchengbushuo，zhengtiandaizaijialidangyigejiatingfunan，suishuofancaizuodedaoshibucuo，kezheiyoupiyong？
benlaihaiyiweizijidoudayingrangtapengzijile，tayinggaiyousuogaibian，meixiangdaotajuranhaishizheiyang。zhenshilannifubushangqiang！
“xuewei，nibiekanzheiyukanshangqupo，danzheijueduishikuaihaoyu，zhishaoyoujibainianlishile，zhishaojiazhiqianwan！”
“haha，dajiadoutingdaolema，yetianjuranshuotazaiditanshangmaidezheikuaiyujiazhiqianwana！”
linzhixiongfangfoshikanyetiandiurendiudebugouda，dangzhongsuoyourendemiandashengjiangyetiangangcaidehuazhongfuleyibian。
“jiazhiqianwan，zenmebushuozheishigejibainiandegudonga！”
“jiushia，jiazhiqianwandedongxi，nengzaiditanshangmaidao？bianliyouyebubiandexiangyangyidian！zheishizaiwuruwomenzhishangma？”
kandaosuoyourendouzaichaoxiaoyetian，linzhixiongzoudaoduifangliwudechajipang，naqizuishangmianneigeduisuoyourenshuodao：“wosongnainaideliwu，suiranbuxiangmouxierenchuidejiazhiqianwan，danqueshihualeyibaiduowanmaide，shicongdahongpaomushushangcaizhaixialaidechaye。”
“哇，这么贵！”
yetianshuoneikuaiyujiazhiqianwan，meiyouyigerenxiangxin，danlinzhixiongshuozheichayeshihuayibaiduowanmailaide，quemeiyourenbuxiangxin，yinweiyibaiduowan，suiranduo，danlinzhixionghaishikeyinadechulaide。
“zhixiongzhenyouxiaoxina，juranshedehuayibaiwanjinainaimaizheimeguizhongdechaye！”
tingdaolinzhixiongshuodejiagezhihou，zhouweineixielinjiadeqinqimendourenbuzhuduilinzhixiongzantanqilai，xiangzhixiagenbenmeiyourenzaiquguanzhuyetiansongdeneikuaipoyule。
yetiangangyaoshuohua，jiuganjuelinxueweidemuguangkanleguolai，xiangdaotazhiqiangaojiezijiyaoshuohua，suoyijiuzhishishuodao：“hehe，zhenguia！