第6章 脑壳坏了

“chadaoleshenme!”shenyuexixunsulianmei。

“weiguohuanggongdepiandianli,youyimianshidiaoqiang,qiangshangsuodiaoyoujirengennimiaoshudezhuangbanfeichangxiang。”

“weiguohuanggong!”shenyuexizhoumei,xiangjinhuanggongyitaxianzaidechengdu,keyouxiekunnana。kanlaibixuyaolianzhiguiyuandanle。

“duile,woyituolixuanyuanjia,laiquyiranziyou。”shenyuexihuranxiangdao,danxiaozhekanzhechengxiangtamashangjiuyaokaishitazijiderenshengle,denglezheimeduonian,zhongyukeyilikaile!

menglongdeyueguangyinquletalianshangdehongzhen,bishuibandemouziqingqianchunche,chenzheneiqiandanruhuadexiaorong,jingchunmeiderangrenbuganzhishi。

chengxiangkanzhezheiyangdeta,ruilideyanmouzhong,shanguoyisirouhe,danhenkuai,zheirouhebeiyizhongguguaidexiaorongsuotidai。

“nikenengzoubulele。”

“shenmeyisi?”shenyuexizhoumei。

“xuanyuanmingyuanxianghuangdiqinghun,erhuangzitongyiquni!”

shenyuexibishuibandemouzierandedengzhechengxiang,liangjiu:“tanaoqiaohuaile?”

naoqiaomeihuai,zenmehuiquyigefeiwuchounv,suirantabushi。

“huangdimeishadaoyaoligenaoqiaohuaidiaodehuangzidangtaiziba,weilaidetaizifei!”chengxiangxiaodexingzailehuo。

tingshuozaochaoshang,xuanyuanmingyuanyiqingwanhun,haimeilaidejigaoxing,jiutingdaolierhuangziweitaizideqingtianpili,zhenggelianxiangbeirenpangzouleyidun,dangchangqiyunzaidadianshang。

“xuanyuanyuexi,nizheigefeiwuchoubaguai,haibujibenxiaojiegunchulai!”dabanyede,yishengjiaochilaoyuandechuanlai。

xuanyuanwushuangcikefeidouyaoqizhale!

tabenlaishengdeyanmei,jiashangshiliusuiyijingshichengsedouqi,keweishitiancai,youshixuanyuanjiadedaxiaojie,pingrijiaochongwuxian,chuxinjilvzaijigehuangzijiandazhuan,weidejiushiyiyuechengweitaizifei,quebuxiangkanzouleyan,jingranbeitasulaiqiaobushangdeerhuangzidangletaizi。

zuikehendeshi,jiajierhuangzidebenlaishita,quepingbaiwuguderangxuanyuanyuexizheifeiwuchoubaguaishangwei,haiqiangletataizifeidemingtou,zheiduofuzhichou,ruhenengren!

shiyi,dabanyebushuijuedaizheyiqundayatouxiaoyahuanpulai,jiushiyaodangzhongxiuruzheifeiwu,zhengsita!

heng,fanzhengfeiwuchoubaguai,silejiusile,yemeirenhuizaiyide!

zheifeiwuyisi,rangdiezhouzhuanzhouzhuan,jiajierhuangzidangtaizifeidehaishita!

tamamalieliedechaozheshenyuexidefangmen,taijiaojiuchuai。

“feiwu,shuo,nizenmegoudadetaizidianxia,tajingranfeinibuqu……”

“pa!”menhaimeichuaishang,yidaojingfengshanguo。

“a”talikejianjiaoqilai,fendiaoyuzhuodezuolianlikezhongleqilai,jingshengshengbeiyibazhangchouzhongde!

“daxiaojie!”yahuanmendajing,tajiaxiaojiekeshichengsedouqia,zenmejiuzheimebeirendale?yiqunrenshoumangjiaoluan,shenyuexibuzhiheshiyizhanzailemenkou。

xuanyuanwushuangkandaoshenyuexi,zhijuedehaoxiangshitadade,yibatuikaiyahuan,shangshoujiuyaolaisishenyuexidelian。

“pa!”tashoumeishendao,yigebazhangzaiciwushengdexiangqi,xuanyuanwushuanglingyibiandelianlikezhongdebimantouhaigao。

zheicitakanqingchule,shenyuexibingmeiyoudong!yeshi,yigefeiwuzenmekenengdazhongta。

danshi,bushita,shisheidade!

“shei,shishei!”xuanyuanwushuangjingkongdewuzhezijidelian,hezhongyatouyiqisixiazhangwang。

mingyuegaoxuan,kongkongdeyaotianliangemaodoumeiyou,gengbietidirenle。fanguanshenyuexi,yishendanlandecubuzhangpao,baozhegebo,lianshangdaoshiguamanlexingzailehuodexiaorong。

“feiwu,nandaoshini!”xuanyuanwushuanghuaiyidekanzheta。

“feiwujiaoshei?”shenyuexitiaomei。

“feiwujiaoni!”cihuayichu,yahuanmendixiaoqilai。xuanyuanwushuanglikefanyingguolai,qideyanjingmaohuo:“nizheigechoubaguai,shuosheifeiwu!”

shuozhe,wushudaochengsedouqi,xiangfeijianyiban,chaozheshenyuexicilai。