第4章 鸡飞蛋打

qiheianjingdeketingzhong,shupianbeicaibaodeshengyinjixiang!

kanzheqianmiandeheiying,xuxiaomengdaizhule。

piankehou,xuxiaomengzhengyaodashenghujiao,xiaotouxianyibubaxuxiaomengjiazaihuaili,

“mama,jiuminga!jialiyouhuairen!”

xuxiaomengjingkongdezaixiaotouhuailizhengzha,kuhanshengxiangcewunei。

qingkejian,erloudengguangdaliang,xuwantinghuangluandecongfangjianlichulai!

“hahaha!yuanlaizheijiadezhurenshiduimunvhua!

xiaotoutaochuyibadaofangzaixuxiaomengdebozishang,semimideshuodao:“meinv,yaoshibuxiangnihaiziyoushi,jiulaolaoshishitingwodehua!”

shuohuadeshihou,xiaotoulinzhexuxiaomeng,maibuchaozheloushangzou。

“woshenmedoutingnide,qiuniqianwanbuyaoshanghaiwodehaizi!”

xuwantinglianlianaiqiu,shenzhitichujixiaotouershiwan,zhiqiutabieshanghaixuxiaomeng。

“qianwoyao,niderenma……heihei,woyeyao!”

xiaotoujiangxuwantingganjinfangjianli,nachusuishenxiedaideshengzi,jiangxuwantingmunvkunshang。

“meiren,zhiyaoninkenguaiguaipeiwoyiwan,wojiufanglenimen!”

xiaotounadaopaizhexuwantingdelian,luchuexindexiaorong!

谁能来救救我……

juewangdexuwantingyanleiruyudianyibanliuxia。

jiuzaitawanfenjuewangzhiji,xiaotoushenhouchuxianyigenanrendeshenying! 

“张东?!”

xuwantingjidongdedajiao,queyeweixiaotoutilexing!

tingdaobeihouyouren,xiaotouxunsudenazhebishouzhuanshen!

kandaozhangdongchuxian,xiaotoubujinmeiyouhaipa,fanerfengcidao:“xiaozi,nishizheijiazhurenyangdexiaobailianba?tameiyuejiniduoshaoqian?gentashangchuangdeshihou,shibushitebieguoyin?”

“找死!”

zhangdongliansetieqingdehuiqiyoushou,yibazhangchoudaoxiaotoudelianshang!

cubujifangdexiaotoubeidadeyanmaojinxing,shouzhongdebishouyebeizhangdongduolequ。

“wangbadan,laozizhudedifangyeganjinlaitoudongxi!wokannishihuonile!”

zhangdongtaijiaotidaoxiaotoudekudangxia,dunshirangxiaotouyouzhongjifeidandadeganjue……

jinjiezhe,zhangdongzuoyoukaigong,shandexiaotoukoubiliuxue。

“zhangdong,nibiedale!”

huiguoshendexuwantingdahandao:“zaidajiuyaobatadasile,gankuaidadianhuabaojing!”

“算你小子走运!”

zhangdongchaoxiaotoushenshangcuileyikou,guoqubangxuxiaomenghexuwantingjiekaishenshangdeshengsuo,naqichuangtoujudeshoujibotonglebaojingdianhua。

shijifenzhonghou,jingchagandaoxuwantingdejiazhong。

lingjingchameixiangdaodeshi,kandaotamenlaile,xiaotoukuhaozhebaozhujingchadekujiao,zhudongjiangshiqingdoujiaodaile,zhiqiujingchamashangbatadaizou。

jingchajiangxiaotouyazouhoubujiu,xuwantingzhengzhongdexiangzhangdongjugong,ganjideshuodao:“zhangxiansheng,xiexienijiulewohenver,daendade,meichinanwang!”

“xiaoshiyizhuang,buyongkeqi。”

zhangdongheiheiyixiao,deyideshuodao:“huanchengwoyiqiandepiqi,xiaotouzuishaoyeyaoduanyitiaotui。”

“什么?!”

xuwantinghuzhexuxiaomengtuilejibu,kongjudeshuodao:“ni……nishibushihunheidaode?”

“bushi!jueduibushi!”

zhangdongchadianshuoloulezui,ganmangjieshidao:“wodeyisishishuo,duifuzheizhong**,juebunengshouruan。”

“是吗?”

xuwantingbanxinbanyideshuodao:“mianduichidaodaitu,nizhendemeiyouhaipa?”

“weilebaohuni,wodangranbuhuihaipa。”

zhangdongyibenzhengjingdeshuodao。

xuwantingxinzhizhangdongmeishuoshihua,danyoujuedezhangdongbushihuairen。

ruguozhangdongshihuairen,yebunengmaozheweixian,congxiaotoushoulijiuxiatahenver。

silaixiangqu,xuwantingjuedingguanchazhangdongyiduanshijian,ruguozheigerenduitamenmunvluchurenhedaiyi,tamashangjiudadianhuabaojing!

diertianzaochen,zhangdongqichuangqushangcesuo,kandaoxishoujiandedamendakai,chuanzheneiyidexuwantingconglibianzouchulai。

xuwantingchuanzheyitaoheisexiushenneiyi,jinxianlinglongquxian……

xiuzhangde**,jiebaidebojing,kandezhangdongshaleyan。

“啊!”

ditouxiangzheshiqingdexuwantingtaitoukanjianzhangdong,hedeyongshouwuzhudexiongbu,kuaibupaohuierloufangjian。

“真可惜……”

kanzhetaohuifangjiandexuwanting,zhangdongyaotouzoujinlexishoujian。

guoleshijifenzhong,huanhaoyifudexuwantingcongerlouzouxialai。

weilehuanjiegangcaideganga,zhangdongmeihuazhaohuadeshuodao:“xujie,wojintiangaizuoshenme?”

“yihuidengxiaomengqichuang,nibabingxianglidezaocanreyixiajitachi,zhihouquxiaomengdefangjianbangtafudaogongke。”

shuowan,xuwantingyoubuchongdao:“zaiwohuilaizhiqian,nijuebunengdaixiaomenglikaijia!”

jiaodaiwanzhangdonggaigandeshi,xuwantingdakaifangmenchuqushangban。

“终于走了。”

suizhexuwantingdelikai,zhangdongdakaidianshi,kandaoyouguanzuotianyinxingjieandexinwen。

beicaifangdeyinxingzhongren,huishenghuisedemiaohuizhedangshidechangmian,chadianjiangzhangdongshuochengwusuobunengdechaoren。

kanwanxinwen,zhangdongxiangzhexuxiaomenggaixingle,zoudaochufangdakaibingxiang,zhunbeijixiaoyatounongzaofan。

kanzhedemianbao,niunaiheshuiguo,zhangdongbukeqidenaleniunaihemianbaofangzaizuilichizhe。

“xiuxiu……touchigui!”

zhangdongjikoujiangmianbaochiwan,erpangchuanlaiyigemengmengdeshengyin。

“呃……”

zhangdongxiangshibeirendianxueyiyanglengzhu,huitoukandaoxuxiaomengchuanzhekatongshuiyi,xiaolianqideyuangugu。

“晓萌,早上好。”

zhangdongbuhaoyisidehexuxiaomengdaleshengzhaohu。

“nitouchiwodedianxin,woyaogaosumama。”

xuxiaomengqiageyao,naishengnaiqideshuodao。

“xiaomeng,shushubushitouchi。”

zhangdongyanquanyizhuan,yibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“shushushibangnixianchangchangweidao,yaoshibuhaochi,xiacijiuburangnimamazaimaile。”

“nipianren!fenmingjiushitouchi!”

renxiaoguidadexuxiaomengbuyiburaodeshuodao:“dengwomamahuilai,woyidingrangtakaichuni。”

“xiaomeng,shushuhenizuogejiaoyizenmeyang?”

zhangdonghouzhelianpishuodao:“zhiyaobugaosunimama,shushujiujinibiaoyanmoshu。”

duiyuzhangdongdetiyi,xuxiaomengxiandedaoshipoweixindong,shuodao:“nigaibuhuipianwoba?”

“shushushidaren,zenmehuipiannizheigexiaohaizi。”

zhangdongjianghewandekongniunaipingshunshoudiujinlajitong,qianzhexuxiaomengzouhuiketing。

“xiaomengkanhaole,qianwanbiezhayan。”

zhangdonghuodongxiashuangshou,zaixuxiaomengmianqianhuangleliangxia。

suihou,jiangyoushouquantouwozhu,bizheyanjing,zuiliniannianyouci。