第3章 多金蠢蛋

xiangqianyileng,jingyeyaonvrendexiangxiziliaoyibanyouliangzhongkeneng。

yizhongkenengshihuaiyizheigenvrenshibeijingyenongdiudexiaobai。

haiyouyizhongkenengshizheigenvrenyoufeifandebenling,shigekesuzhicai,jingyexiangbatazhaojindijingjulebu,peiyangchengweitamenderen。

xiangqianjuede,yidingshidierzhongkeneng!

neixiaoguniangjiyoudanliangyouyoutounao,nengxiangdaoyipengcidefangshilaifangzhidingweixinpian,liangtounaqian,shidamaoxiandezishenwanjiawuyile!

meicuo,damaoxiandecehuaren,jiushijingye!

shangguanjinbingbuzhidaotadexiaojiliangdoubeishipole,xinggaocailiededengluzhanghao,nadaolefangzhidingweixinpianhoudejiangli,sanbaiwan。

dakaiyuekanlekan,zanlezheimejiudeqian,jingliandidoudaxuepangbiandebieshushoufudoubugou!zaiyouyigeyuedidoudaxuejiukaixuele!

怎么办?

dangranshijixuwandamaoxianle!

bijingtajuede,mouyekeshiduojinyouchun,zaitashenshangkengqiansihuyouxiejiandanni!

zheipengcipengdetairongyilexie,yidiannandudoumeiyou!

yibianxiangzhe,shangguanjinyibiandiankailexinpiandedingwei,haizaidijingjituanzongbu。

tayaodengbanyezailaikan,jiubuxinzheiduojinchundanhuijixudaizaigongsi,daoshihoudingweiyinggaijiuzaizheiduojinchundansizhaileba?

yuexiang,shangguanjinyuekaixin,guanlediannaohuijia。

gangdaojiamenkou,jiutingdaolelimianqilerongrongdexiaosheng,dangran,shitameihuijiazhiqian。

yijinwuli,neishengyinjiumeile,suqingyanlenglengdebaileyanta,“zhidaohuilaile?”

suqingyanshitadejimu,tashiliangsuiduolaidezheigejia,laideshihoujimuhebabajiuyijingyouleyiduilongfengtai,suoyitazaizheigejia,yizhishibeipaijideduixiang。

“meimeinihaodaiyeshishangguanjiadesanxiaojie,tiantianchuanzheimelianjiadeyifuwangwaipao,yebupadiulewomenshangguanjiadelian!”shangguanyingbiyidao。

“jintiannibabayoushizaigongsibuhuilaile,wobabaomuyefangle,chufangduideneixiewankuainijidequanbuxile,yaoshigantoulan,zheigeyueshenghuofeiwoyifenqiandoubujini!”

suqingyanlenglengshuowan,niutoukanxiangshangguanyingyouxiaodeyilianrouhe。

“yinger,genmamashanglou,jinikankanmamajintianguangjiejinimaideyitaofeicuishoushi……”

shangguanjinzhanzaiyuandifanlegedadadebaiyan,meicidoulaizheitao,zhiyaobababuzaijia,zheiduimunvzongshixiangjinbanfaqifuta,mudejiushixiangbataganchushangguanjia。

tacaibuhuizheimeqingyishangdangni!

洗碗?

呵呵!

neitajiujitamenhaohaoxiyigekankan!

laidaochufang,kanzheyishuichizidezangwan,shangguanjinxiuziyilao,naqiyigewan“yibuxiaoxin”congshoushanghualexiaqu。

zhiting“kuaca”yisheng,mingguidewanjiuzheimeyingshengersui。

第二个碗,夸嚓!

第三个碗,夸嚓!

第四个碗……

zhidaozheibiandeshengyinjingdonglesuqingyan,paolaiyikanchadianqisi,“shangguanjin!worangnixiwanhaishirangnishuaiwan!”

shangguanjinyilianwugudezhabazheyanjing,“wozhendehennulizaixile,keshizheixiewanhaoxiangdoubuxihuanwo,doubuyuanyirangwopengtamen。”

“shangguanjin!”suqingyanxintengdekanzhedishangdesuizha,neiliyoutazuiaidewanjua!

shangguanjinhaosiyiweisuqingyanbuxiangxinta,mangnaqiyigesuqingyanzuibaoguidecipan,jiuyaoxijisuqingyankankan,buxiangzheicipangangnaqilai,jiucongshangguanjinshoulihualexiaqu,“kuaca”yisheng,yousuile。