第4章
jianglingyuekanzheqijibaihuaidejiangshuyao，lianshangbuyoudailexiao，manmanshuodao：“pingshenmebujia？jiangda**haodadekouqi，wopingshenmeyaojia？”
“shengzhicihundeshini，ziranshinijia。shangshudarenkebuganweikangshengzhi，nanbuchengnixiangzhenggeshangshufuyinniderenxingpeizang？”
“nisuangeshenmedongxi！chiwojiangjiade，yongwojiangjiade，woniangdafacibeishouliunizheitiaosangjiaquan，xianzairangnitiwozuodianshi，nijingganfanhui？
meiyoujiangjia，nizaojiubeinineixiechailangshuboshengtunhuobole！xianzaichibangyingle？gangenwodieshuaxinyanle？shuo！nidaodishileshenmexiazuoshouduanbiwodiedayingde？”
“niyaoxiangzhidao，quwenshangshudarenhaole。”jianglingyuechixiaoyisheng，“birentijia，nihaijuedelisuoyingdang，jiangshuyao，wokebuqiannimende。”
“jianglingyue！nichiwojiangjiade，yongwojiangjiade，shouwojiangjiabihu，nizheigewangenfuyidedongxi！nihuizaobaoyingde！”jiangshuyaoqifengle，tabuyaojiazhaoxuan，buyaobeiguanyibeizi！
jianglingyuemuguangzhuanxiangjiangshuyao，shengyinyijiupingjing，quezizirudao：“da**shuowochijiangjiayongjiangjia？”
“nandaobushima？”jiangshuyaoyaoyaqiechi。
”hao，neiwomenjiusuansuanqingchu。wofuqinliuxiadechanyejiashangwomuqinliujiwodejiazhuang，zheiliangniandeshouyi，meinianzhishaowuliuqianliang。
wodechanyezaizhujinshangshufushi，dafurenyitiwobaoguandemingtoujieleguoqu，zheiliangniandeshouyiyigetongbandoumeijiwo。zhuzaishangshufuzheiliangnian，womeinianhaiyaojiaojidafurenyiqianliangdangzuorichangkaixiao。
erwozaishangshufu，zhudeshizuipianpideyuanzi，yongdeshizuixiadengdefenli，sijiyishanbuguotianzhijijiancubuxinyi，zheijiqianliangyinzi，douyongzailehechu？shijiwochilelongganfengsui，haishichuanlejinlvyuyi？”
tadunledun，muguangzhongxinluohuijiangdafurenneizhangqingbaijiaojiadelianshang，yuqisenlengdao：
“suoweideshouliuzhien，buguoshiyichangxinzhaobuxuandejiaoyi。wojiaoyinzi，maiyigezanshideqishenzhisuo，bikaiwaimianchailangdelichi。dafurenshouleyinzi，tiwodangxiafuwaidejiyu，zheibenshigongpingmaimai，yinhuoliangqi。
kefurenpianpianhaiyaogaogaozaishang，yaowoganendaide，shenzhihaiyaowodashangzhongshen，qutinidebaobeinvertiaoneihuokeng？”
“zheienqing，taizhong，taizang！wo，shoubuqi！”
jiangshuyaotingdemiansehuanghu，xiayishidezhuantouqukanmuqin，“niang，tashuodeshizhendema？”
“tashuoshenmenijiuxin？”jiangdafurenlengxiaoyisheng，taiyankanzhejianglingyue，“zhang，kebushizheimesuande。”
“shima？dafurenxiangyaozenmesuan？lingyuexiergongting。”
“jianglingyue，dangchuniniangbingshi，nishubobizhenijiaochujiachan，nishiweilebaozhujiachanqiudaowomenshangshufutoushang。dangchuchanyejiaodaowoshouli，nidabogensanshucaibuganzaidazhuyi，ruoshihaizainishouzhong，zhipanidepuzizaobeitamennaodekaibuxiaqule。”
jianglingyuelengxiaoyisheng，“dafurenshuodeguanmiantanghuang，keshijishang，nidexingweigenwodaboyusanshuyouyoushenmequbie，tamenshimingqiang，ernishianduo。
youyidian，dafurenshuodemeicuo，dangchujiangchanyejiaodaofurenshouzhong，diyiwoqueshiyouganenzhixin，dierzheiliangniandeshouyiwocongbuguowen，ziranyeshixiangbaodashangshufudebihuzhien。”
dafurenlengxiaoyisheng，“zheikeshinizijishuode。”
“shia，danshiqiantishishangshufuyaohaohaobihuwo。meixiangdaowaitoudechailangdaoshidangzhule，dafurenzijiquebianchengleneitouchailang。”jianglingyuelishengdao。
jiangdafurenbanmizhemouzidingzhejianglingyue，“jiajiwuhuangzi，zongbinibeishubomaijibierenzuoqienanihuanqianhaodeduo。”
“huabunengzheiyangshuo。”jianglingyuezhidaodafurenguanhuidiandaoheibai，buhuigenzhetadesiluzou，“woshouzhongyouqian，wodabogensanshubianshikanzaiqiandefenshang，zhiyaowobudiantou，tamenyebuhuiqiangbizhewojia，dingduowohuaqianxiaozai。
danshi，dafurenni？nazhewodeqian，haiyaobiwotijia，koukoushengshengyaowobaoen，qianniyao，mingshengyeshinide，nidenverjietuole，woqueyaodashangyibeizi，zheishishangnayouzheiyangdehaoshi！”
“nihushuo！”jiangshuyaodingzhejianglingyue，“woniangzenmekenengtannineidianyinqian，woshangshufujiadayeda，nineidianyinziwoniangqihuifangzaiyanli？”
“jiangda**shuodeshi，dafurenziranbuhuifangzaiyanli，suoyishangshudarenyijingjiangzheibiqianhaijiwole。”
jiangdafurenmiansezhouranyibian，“nishuoshenme？”
jiangshuyaobudongmuqinweihebianlelian，zaiyipangshuodao：“niang，haijitaqibushigenghao，shengdetanazheidianyinzishuozui，haoxiangwomenjiazhanletatiandadebianyi。”
jiangdafurennuhuofanyong，yanshendingzhejianglingyue。
jianglingyueduizhetayanranyixiao，jiangshuyaobuzhidao，danshijianglingyuezhidaoa，jiangdafurennazhetapuzideliqianchuqufangyinziqian，zheijianshijiangshangshushibuzhidaode。
shangyishi，jiangshangshubeirendanhefangyinmouli，zheicaizhidaojiangdafurenbeizhetafangyinziqiandeshiqing。
benchaoguanyuanfangyinziqianshibuhelvfade，sixializuomeirenjiefayejiubale，zhengzhiyanbizhiyan，danshiyidanbeirendanhe，shiqingjiubushineimerongyiyaxiaqude。
shuoqilai，jiezheyinziqiandanhejiangshangshudeshiqing，haishizhaoxuanshouyirenzuode。
tayuzhaoxuanneishiguanxiyuelaiyueelie，taweileyazhiziji，jiuquxunjiangshangshudeduanchu，xiangyaojiecirangzijiditou，yushichadaolejiangdafurenfangyinziqiandeshiqing。
xiangdaocichu，jianglingyueshangqianyibu，zaijiangdafurenerbiandishengshuodao：“dafuren，yinziqianhaowanma？”
jiangdafurenxintouyizhan，jingedekanzhejianglingyue，tazenmezhidaode？
taqiangpozijilengjingxialai，zheijianshiqingzijizuodeyinmi，jianglingyuebukenengzhidao，tayidingshizaizhaziji。
jiangdafurendenaozifeisudezhuandong，yuexiangyuejuedezijimeicuo，fangyinziqianshitadeqinxinsuowei，bianshilaoyedoubuzhidao，jianglingyuebuzhinalitinglejijufengyanfengyu，jiuxianglaishitanta。
jiangdafurennianjiyuciwenzhusixu，shengyinkeyifanghuanzhuankaihuati，wenshengdao，“lingyue，wozhidao，nixinliyouyuanqi，juedeweiqule，zheicaihuyanluanyu。yaoerxingziji，shuohuachong，nibiewangxinliqu。”
jianglingyuejianjiangdafurenbuzaiduoduobiren，tuileyibu，zijiyebuxiangzhendeyusiwangpo，chaofengyixiao，“da**yaojiajiwuhuangziyoujinyibeizi，furenyouyuanqiyouweiquyebiewangxinliqua。”
阴阳怪气谁不会呢。