第一章 被戴绿帽

“duibuqi,womenyijingjinlile,jiashuzhunbeihoushiba。”

yishengdeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi,tangzaibingchuangshangdeyeyuntingdeqingqingchuchu。

他要死了?

tazhendejiuyaozheiyangsilema?

yigexiaoshiqian,tachulechehuo,beiyiliangdakachejizhuangle,rendangchanghunsileguoqu。

keshi,buduia,ruguoyaosile?taweishenmeyishihaizheimeqingchu?

“wuwu,laogong,nibuyaolikaiwo,nizoule,nirangwozenmeban?”erbianchuanlaikuqisheng,yeyuntingchule,zheishizijilaopoliufeideshengyin。

“laopo,bieku,wohaimeisi,nikuairangyishengzaishishi。”

yeyunzaixinlisihou,keshizuiliquefabuchurenheshengyin,shentiyewufadongdanyixia。

laopozaipangbiankuzhe,yishengyoushuolejijuhuayihou,jiuzoule。

yeyunneixinqingxujidongbuyi,tameisia,tazhendemeisia!

“yiyuanyijingxiadabingweitongzhishulema?”jiuzaizheishiyouyigenanrendeshengyinchuanleguolai。

bushiyisheng,yebushiyeyunsuorenshideren。

“ng,yishengganggangshuomeijiule。”

“neinihaikushenme,zheigelajisilegenghao。”nanrenlengxiao。

“wojiajitasannian,zenmeyeshiyoudianganqingde。”liufeimolemolianshangdedeyanlei,tingzhilekusheng。

“neiwoni?zainixinli,wohezheigefeiwu,sheigengzhongyao?”nanrenshangqianlouzhuleliufei,zishiaimeidewendao。

什么情况?

tangzaibingchuangshangdeyeyunmengle。

这个男人是谁?

废物?

“taoyan,tahaizaizheilini,yihuibeirenkandaolejiugaihuaiyiwomenle。”liufeichenguaideshuoleyiju,queyemeiyoufankang。

“menwoyijingsuole,buhuiyourenlai,weilezheifeiwu,zanliangkeshiyigeyuemeiyouhaohaoneigele……yaobu……”nanrenshuozhe,yizhishoukaishibuanfendezailiufeishenshangyouzou。

“taoyan,buyaola……”

艹!

liufeinijuranganjiwodailvmaozi!

为什么?

为什么?

yeyunneixinzhenjing,fennudaojidian,tameixiangdaozijitengaiyoujiadelaopo,juranzaiwaimianyouqitananrenle!

taxiangzhanqilai,chongguoqu,jiangzheilianggejianfu**jishale,keshirenpingtaruhesihou,shentiyewufadongdanyixia,zuilifabuchurenheshengyin。

“aiya,bienaole,huiquwozaihaohaobuchangni……xianbazheijianshijiejueleba,buhuiyoushenmewentiba?”liufeijiaochuanzheshengyinshuodao。

“fangxinba,kachesijishiwoxiamiandeshouxiazhaode,benlaijiuyouqianke,zuozhiqian,yijinghelejiu,huibeirendingjiujia,ertadejiarenyedadianhaole,buhuiyourenhewenti。”

什么?

zheichangchehuoyeshitamenshejide?

zijidelaopojuranlianheyenanren,bazijidelaogongjihaisile,tajianzhijiushidangdaiwudalang!

yeyunruzaoleiji,jinhujuewang!

taotiandehenyi,quru,rangtalinghunbengkui。

“along,nidayingguowo,shichengzhihou,nigennilaopolikai,ranhouquwo,nikebunengfanhui。”liufeizaipangbianshuodao。

“fangxinba,wogenneigehuanglianpoyijingzoudaotoule,woxihuandeshinizheigexiaoyaojing,kendinghuiquni。”nanrenlouzheliufeiyinxiaodao。

shuowan,tayoukanxiangbingchuangshangtangzhedeyeyunyilianlengxiaodao:“feiwuyige,haigangenwozhaolongzuodui,zheimekuaisile,suannizouyuan,buguonifangxinhaole,nilaopowohuihaohaotinizhaogude,xiabeizijide,youxierenbushininengredeqide。”

啊啊啊!

我杀了你!

yeyunxinzhongdehenyirusanjiangzhishui,tahen,tahaohena!

tacongxiaowufuwumu,shiyouyeyeyangdade,laizinongcun,pingjiezhezijidenuli,yibubukaoruzhongdiandaxue。

biyezhihou,youyibubucongxiaoxiaozhuli,chengweilejiangnanshiyiyuan,zuinianqingdezhuzhiyisheng。

zhihou,youqudejiaoqi,tabenyiweikeyikujinganlai,quemeixiangdaotaderenshengquerucizaogao。

qizihebierenzaiwaimianluangao,haishejihaisileta,zhidaosizhiqian,tazheicaizhidao。

yeyunfashi,ruguoyoulaisheng,tadingyaozheiduigounannvfuchudaijia!

叮!

bingchuangpang,xintiaoyifachuyishengwengming。

yeyundaizhewujindehenyiyuqurulikailezheigeshijie。

raner,meirenzhuyidao,tabozishangcongxiaodaidaodadeyimeiyupeifachuleyimobuyichajuedehongguang。

……

“wangchuan,nizhenshilebuqidea!”

“wobutongyigennishangchuang,nijiuqidequtiaohezisha,ninengyouyidianchuxima?”lanruxuekanzhebingchuangshangdegangxingguolaidelaogong,meimouzhizhongmanshishiwangdeshuodao。

“nibiewangle,dangchuwojiajinideshihou,zanliangshuohaodeyueding。”

yeyunzhengkaiyanjing,kanlekanyanqiandenvren,shencaigaotiao,jifuruxue,neiqiaoliderongyanbizhiliufei,gaolebuzhiyigedangci。

xiangqineige**,yeyunshudecongchuangshangzuoleqilai。

“neilianggegounannvni!”

“shenmegounannv,zheilizhiyouwoheni。”lanruxuelenglengdekanzhetashuodao,yuqibuyue。

“meinv,nishisheia?”yeyunbujinyouxieyihuo,bingfanghaishineigebingfang,neilianggerenni?haiyouyanqiandenvrenyebuxianghushi,zenmedaizaitabingfang?

还有他不是死了吗?

难道又活过来了?

lanruxuemianseguguaidedaliangletayiyan,youxiewuyudexiaolexiao:“wangchuan,nixinga,tiaogehe,lianzijilaopodouburenshile。”

“lao……laopo?”yeyunmengle。

dengxia,zheiweimeinv,jiaozijishenme?

王川?

王川是谁?

budengtashuohua,yigudaliangmoshengdexinxiruchaoshuiyibanyongrutadenaohai。

“wangchuan,shangmennvxu!”

“ruzhuijiangnansandajiazudelanjia,yanqiandebingshanmeirenjiushitadelaopolanruxue!”

“yuanzhuyinweibumanlaopobuyuzijitongchuang,beilanjiarenkanbuqi,yishixiangbukai,xuanzetiaoheqingsheng。”

……

suizhejiyidexiaohua,yeyunlianshangdezhenhanzhiseyuelaiyuenong。

我没死?

而且还重生了?

chengweileyigeshangmennvxu。

yanqianzheirongmaoyuqizhibingcundejipinmeinv,tangtanglanjiadezhangshangmingzhu,chengweilezijidelaopo!

哈哈!

真是因祸得福!

haiyouneilianggegounannv,woyidingyaorangtamenfuchudaijia!

“weiwei!nishibushinaozizhendejinshuile,nizheiyilianxingfendeyangzisuanshenme?”

“heihei……lao……laopo,wozheibushijianhuiyitiaoming,kaixinma,duibuqi,rangnidanxinle。”yeyunshanxiaoleyisheng,turanyaohanyanqianmoshengdenvrenweilaopo,tahaizhenyoudianbushiying。

lanruxuedaimeiyicu,zheinanrentiaoleyicihe,sihuyouxiebuyiyangle。

“wocaibuhuidanxinni,zhishixiwangniyihou,buyaojiwozairemafan。”lanruxuelengzheyizhanglian,mianwubiaoqing。