“luquan，zheishinizheigeyuedelinghuaqian！”
qizijiangyingxuebulengbudandeshengyinchuanlai。
啪！
yitahongsechaopiaozhijiepaizaileluquandelianshang。
zhengdunzaiweishengjianneixiyifudeluquanganmangshenshoujiangqianjiezhu，kanzheshouzhonghouhoudechaopiao，xinzhongwuweizachen。
zidaliangnianqianruzhuijiangjiayilai，meigeyue，tadejueselaopodouhuijitayibibufeidelinghuaqian。
zhuzhexiaobieshu，yougeqingguoqingchengdemeinvqizi，meigeyuehaiyoujiwankuaishenzhishijiwandelinghuaqian。
zaibierenkanlai，zheizhongshenghuo，jianzhibuyaotaimeimiao！
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keweishijiuzhoudiyizhennanren！
meicengxiang，luonandaoledazhoudiguo，jingranchengleyimingzhuixu！erqiehaiguoshanglebeinvrenbaoyangdechirushenghuo！
luquanzhijuedezijizuoweizhenbeiwangdeliandoubeidiujinle！
dan，luquanquewukenaihe。
sheirangliangnianqiandeneichangdazhan，tabeisidazhanshenjigaoshoumaifu？
neichangjingtiandongdidezhandouzhong，luquansuiranjiaoxinghuoming，taowangdazhoudiguo，danyeyincijingmaibisai，xiuweijinshi，chengweileyigeputongren！
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suiyouyishenyishu，danqueyinweijingmaibisai，qijiwufadiaodong，nanyizizhi！
yeshiyinweijingmaibisaideyuangu，luquantiruoduobing，lianyidianzhonghuodouganbule。
rujinzhinengzaijiangyingxuedegongsizuogebeiweidexiaobaoan，jirenjiakangedamen！
“谢谢老婆！”
luquanxingxingdebaqianchuaijinledouli。
“你叫我什么？！”
ketingnei，zhengzaishoushidongxizhunbeichumendejiangyingxuemeiyanyicu，yishuangdongrendemouzipiexiangluquan，lianshangfuxianchubuyuedeshenqing。
luquanxinzhongyijin，lianmanggaikou：“woshuoxiexieni，yingxue……”
jiangyingxueshenseyousuohuanhe，danhaishimianwubiaoqingdao：“luquan，woquannishouqinideneidianxiaoxinsi，wogennishibukenengde！”
shuoba，linzhebao，caizhegaogenxie，maizhexiuzhang**dedazhangtui，jingzhizouchumenqu。
weishengjiannei，luquanyilianhentiebuchenggangdebiaoqing。
“quru！taiqurulea！！”
“wokeshitangtangzhenbeiwanga！rujinquebeiyigenvrenguandefufutietiede！diuren！diusirenle！”
luquanyukuwuleia，yougemeimaoruhuadeqizi，quebunengpeng，shenzhilianlaopodoubunengjiao，zheijiaoshenmeshierma！
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shide，jiangyingxueshigelala！shigenvtong！
tazhisuoyigenjiangyingxuejiehun，zhishiweilebangjiangyingxuedayanhu，erzuoweibaochou，dangshijiangyingxueyicixingjileluquanwushiwan！
erneishiluquanzhenghaojixuyongqian，suoyibianyizhixieyi，hejiangyingxuejielehun。
rujinxianglai，zhenshicaolva！
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tabudanyaojizijixiyifu，haidejijiangyingxuexiyifu。
erqiehaibunengyongxiyiji！zhinengyongshouxi！
“yi！zheitiaoneineizheimexinggan，bushiyingxuedefenggea！”
luquancongpenlinachuneitiaobantoumingleisineinei，xianshimianluyihuo，xuanjixiangqileshenme，dunshiyifentianyingdao：“temede，yidingshiyingxuede‘nanpengyou’jitamaide！”
“zheigaisidenanrenpo，jiwojiayingxuedaihuailedou！”
luquanqibudayichulai，jiangyingxuezheimebaoshoudenvren，zenmekenenghuimaizheizhongqingqukuandeneinei。
buyongduoxiang，yidingshiguanaishaneigenanrenpojijiangyingxuemaide！
gan！zheiliangrenwandehaitinghuashao！
kanzheshouzhongdeneinei，luquanbujinxiangxiangqilejiangyingxuechuanzhezheitiaoneineidemoyang……
buxingbuxing！yaoliubixuele！
luquanganmangshoulianxinsi，jixuxiyifu。
ng，zheishiyingxuedetieshenyifu，deduoroujibian，xiganjingdiancaixing！
xizhexizhe，luquanyoushiyizhenaishengtanqi。
“ai，zheimepiaoliangdenvren，jingranshigelala！”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshenying，turanchuxianzaileweishengjianmenwai。
luquantaitoukanleyiyan，lianmangqishen，hanleyisheng“ma”。
lairen，zhengshijiangyingxuedemuqin，zhouqin！
yaoshuozhenggejiangjia，zuibudaijianluquande，jiushizhouqinle。
zidaluquanruzhuijiangjiayilai，zhouqinjiumeijiluquanbaiguohaolianse！
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cike，zhouqinzhenglengliandingzheluquan。
luquanbeizhouqindingdexinlifamao，yebuganhangsheng。
haoyihuier，zhouqinzhongyushuohuale。
“luquan，nishibushiwangleshenme？”
luquanshanshanxiaodao：“ma，womeiwangshenmeya？”
zhouqinmeitouyizhou，shenchushoulai，lengshengdao：“qianni，haibuganjinjiaochulai！”
luquanhoutuiyibu，zuochuyilianyihuodebiaoqing：“shenmeqianya，ma，nizaishuoshenmeni？wonayouqiana！”
zhouqinmianruobingshuang，turanyigejianbuchongleshanglai，yibazhuazhuleluquandeshouwan，jiuyaolaiqiangde。
luquanxiangyaozhengzha，jingranwufazhengtuo。
这该死的经脉闭塞！
zuizhong，haishirangzhouqindeleshou。
zhouqinyibacongluquandedoulitaochuleganggangjiangyingxuejitadejiwankuaiqian，miandaijifengdecuishengdao：“meiyongdefeiwu！”
xuanji，douledoushouzhongdechaopiao，lengxiaodao：“luquan，nibushishuomeiyouma？”
“ganggangyingxuejiniqiandeshihou，wokekandeyiqingerchu！”
“nihaixiangmenghunguoguan？xiaosilaoniangle！”
shuozhe，zhouqinjiangneiyitaqianwangluquandelianshangpailepai。
“nigefeiwu，chiwomenjiade，zhuwomenjiade，haixiangnawomenjiaqian？kanbanimeide！”
羞辱！
这是**裸的羞辱！
keshi，luquanquewukenaihe。
zhiyinwei，taxianzaijirenlixia！
taaiqiudao：“ma，nibaqianhaijiwoba，wozhendejixuyongqian，woxuyaonazheiqianqujiumingde！”
“jiuming？！jiusheideming？genwoyouguanxima！”
zhouqinmeihaoqidao：“zheishiwomenjiadeqian，pingshenmejininaqu？！”
“luquan，nijiushigefeiwunvxu，erqiehaishigeruzhuide！”
“mafanniyoudianzizhizhiming，baizhengzijidezitai！donglema！？”
yueshuo，zhouqinjiuyuelaiqi，kanzheluquanshigezhongbushunyan！
“heng，dangnian，womenjiayingxuebengaijiajihuangshi！womenyijia，yehuiyincichengweihuangqinguoqi！”
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“jieguodezuilehuangshibushuo，womenyijiayebeijiangjiashuli！”
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“可我们家呢？”
“zheiyiqie，kedoushibainiluquansuoci！”
“jiuzheinihaixiangyaoqian，zuonidemengquba！”
shuoba，zhouqinmaizhefenfendebuzishanglouqule。
erluquanyilianwuzhudediezuozailedishang，yanzhongchongmanlechiruyumimang。
qianmeile，tagainashenmequjiliayijiaozhuyuanfei？
dangnianluquanmanshenshishangdetaodaoledazhoudiguo，hunsizaijietou，ruofeiliayijiuxialeta，taluquanxianzaiyishidifuyouhun！
zheishi，yidaoshenyingdadadadepaoxialelou，luguoweishengjiandeshihou，yiyanjiukanjianleweishengjianneizuozhedeluquan。
“luquan，bawodeyifuyejixile！”
shuozhe，jiubaliangjianyifudiuzaileluquandenaodaishang。
“jiwoxiganjingdiana！wowanshangyaohuande！”
tayongzhelisuoyingdangdeyuqiminglingdao。
luquankanxiangneiren，meihaoqideshuo：“nisheiani，wopingshenmejinixiyifu！”
menwaizhanzheyidaojinglideshenying，rongmaohejiangyingxueyoujifenxiangsi，danlianshanghuazheyaoyandezhuangrong，shencaigengshi**yaorao，yizhedadan**。
zheirenshijiangyingxuedetangmei，jiangningxue！
hejiangyingxueguanxihenhao，meishijiupaodaojiangyingxuezheiliguoye。
suiranmingzihenhaoting，fuyoushiyi，keqibenrenjiushigelamei，hunjigegeyechang，nanpengyouyeshihuanleyouhuan。
jiangningxuezhanzaimenkou，liangshoujiaocha，yilianlisuodangrandeshuo：“pingshenme？pingnishigezhuixubei！”
“worangniganma，nijiudeganma！”
luquandangjijiuyaofahuo，jijiangyingxuexiyifu，neishiyinweijiangyingxueshitalaopo！
nijiangningxue，pingshenmerangwojinixiyifu！？
kezheishi，jiangningxuedeyijuhua，queduzhuleluquandezuiba。
“jiwobayifuxiganjingle，wojiniyiqiankuaiqian！”
luquanlikeguaiguaidebanaodaishangdeyifujinalexialai，zuoshiyaoxi。
zheishi，tacaifaxian，haojiahuo，ganggangjiangningxuerengguolaide，jingranshitadexiongzhao！！
“ai，wotangtangjiuzhoudiyishangjiang，juranluopodaolejinvrenxineiyizhuanqiandedibu！”
陆权简直痛心疾首！