“yaohe！zheihaishiworenshidetaogeme？zenmebianchengzhei**yangle？”
liminghuiguzuokuazhangdechaofeng，yonglilanjinzhaoweiweideyaozhi，shouhaizaishangxiakaiyouhenbuanfen。
zhaoweiweiweipieleyiyankuazhedexinkuanlvbaobao，guzuozitaidejiaochenleyisheng，biaodabuman。
“linfan，gongxinijijianglunweiyigegaoweijiezhidefeiwu，shunbianxuanbuyixia，weiweicongxianzaikaishijiushiwodenvrenle！nizheizhongfuerdailaihama，zenmepeideshangtazheizhibaitiane？”liminghuimeifeisewubuxiedeshuodao。
suiji，liminghuiyouxixuededao“pengyouqi，bukeqima！haha！”
tasiwujidandexiaozhe，xinzhongshushuangwubi，henqidaikandaolinfanbeifenjuewangdeshenqing。
ke，linfanquezhishidanmodedao“jianleyizhipoxiechuanjiaoshang，niyoushenmehaodeyide？shaboyi！”
“什么？”
liminghuiborandanu，shuangyanjiyupenhuo，eryipangdezhaoweiweiyeqihuaile。
duici，linfanchiranyixiao，shuangmoulengliewubi！
piejianzheyimu，liminghuixintouyizhan，turanfaxianmianqiandelinfansihubianle，yuzhiqianzaixuexiaoneiqienuodezitaisihuyoudianbuyiyang！
“huigege，yigefeiwudehuahebijiehuai？”
zhaoweiweibiyifasheng，xinzhonganhenlinfanbatashuochenglepoxie，yutachedijueliedeniantougengdudingle。
“linfan，womenfenshouba！dayiruofeinisiqibailaidezhuiqiuwo，woyebuhuidayinghenizaiyiqi！ke，woxinlizhenzhengaiderenshihuigege！”zhaoweiweijixukaikou，zitaihengao。
wenyan，liminghuiyedeyiyangyangdedao“yigefeiwu，bupeiyongyouzhenai！”
zhengshuozheni，liminghuiyouxiulexiubizi，turankuazhangdedajiaodao“**！haochoua！taoge，nibuhuiqidelayikudangshiba？”
faguxisui，shenmifangou，qigouxingchouyunwuduwuhui。
wenyan，linfanyanzhonghanmangyishan，bianyufazuo！
“nimen，jiwochuqu！”
yishengbeifendehechishengcongbingfangmenkouxiangqi，zhijianyimingmeifurenliansebinghandedingzheliminghui，zhengshilinfandemuqinsuwan。
liminghuisihujuedediulemianpi，sixiaofeixiaodedao“yuanlaishisuayia！ruguobushiwonvpengyoufeiyaolaihetaogedangmianfenshou，wokemeikonglaitanwang！ningankuaihuliyixiaba，tahaoxianglakudanglile，chouderangwoxiangtu！”
cidengyanyu，jianzhieduzhiji！
字字诛心！
linfanjide，dangnianzhengshiyinweimianduierrendeeduchaofeng，jiashanggaoweijiezhichenglefeiren，suoyitacaiyibubulunluo，huodehaoxiangyitiaogou！
rujin，tayibuzaishineigeqienuopashidelinfanle，ershichengxiongxianjiedeqingyangxianzunzhuanshizhongsheng！
“gun！nizheizhongyongzhisufende**yepeizuowoerzidenvpengyou？xuminghui，woerzijiusuanzhendelakuzilile，yebinizheizhongbeixinqiyidelajiqiangyibaibei！echouerbuzizhidedongxi！”
yixiangxiuyangjijiadesuwanqingcuileyikou，xiangjileyizhihuzaizidelaomuji。
linfandeyankuang，buzhiheshiyouxieshirunle！
“ni！jingranzheiyangshuowo！”
zhaoweiweiqidelianseshabai，xiongkoujulieqifuzhe。
cikedeliminghuishenqingyinwu，queguzuozitaidegantandao“ai！dangzhenshihuobudanxing，linshudegongsipochanqianzhai，bucengxiangtaogecongciyeyaoyulunyiweiwu，zheibeizigujiyemeifajilinjialiugehoule！”
“你说什么？”
suwanqidejiaoquluanzhan，xintouquedaojiaoyibandeteng！
duanduanjitian，zijiyuanbenanyideshenghuofashenglefantianfudidebianhua，yuta，tongyangshichenzhongwubidedaji。
banhuiyijudeliminghuideyidexiaozhe，buguodangtapieleyiyanlinfanhou，youlengzhule。
linfan，jingranliezuixiaoleqilai！
“哈哈哈！”
linfandexiaoshengyuelaiyueda，changkuailinli！
“**！taogeshoubuledaji，shale？fengle？”liminghuixingzailehuodeshuozhe。
laobagongsipochanle！nvpengyoupaole！shuangtuiyaomeile！
rucidajizhixia，linfanfengledaoyeshiqinglizhizhong。
“xiaotao，nizenmele？”suwanyiliandanyoudekaikouxunwen。
yipangdezhaoweiweixinzhongshengchuleyisikuijiuzhiqing，bijingzhiqianlinfanyecenghuijinrutudetaohaota，pingrizhaogudeyesuanwuweibuzhi。
“hahaha！taikexiaole！sheishuowolinfanyaohelunyiweiwule？jiewozhi？zuomeng！！！”
“轰隆！”
bingfangneichuanchuyishengjuxiang，dimianjuliezhandou，yanchensiqi！
dangyanchenjianxiao，zhongrenzhijianlinfanguangzhejiaozhanzaidishang，erjiaoxiadeyidakuaidibanzhuanjingranguiliechuyidaodaozhengningdeliehen
“ruo！wozheijushentihaizhenshichanruodehenna！”linfansongsongjian，zichaoziyu。
懵了！
bingfangneidesangerendoushayanle，nanyizhixindekanzheyanqiandezheiyimu。
“zenmekeneng？ni！nideshuangtuimingmingshifensuixingguzhe，zenmenengzhanqilai？”liminghuizhenhandeshuozhe，youzhongmaogusongranzhigan！
“tiana！wobushizaizuomengba？”
suwanhuanhuyisheng，yongshouningleyixiagebo，yishuangpiaoliangdedanfengyanzhongzhanfangguangcai！
“zhei！zenmekeneng？”zhaoweiweinannan，rujianguimeiyiban！
“咔嚓！”
linfanchijiaoerxing，meiyijiaoluoxiabianyouyikuaiwanzhengdecizhuansuizhibenglie！
ruciyimu，jianzhifeiyisuosi！
yanjianlinfanzouxiangleziji，liminghuibuyouzizhudezhandouqilai，gandanjuhan！
“跪下！”
linfanlengliedetuchulelianggezi，yanzhongshiwanguqingtianbandedanmo。
liminghuixinzhongyongchuyigushenrugusuidekongju，shentijingturanyiruan，butingshihuandeguilexialai！
“ni！nixiangganshenme？”liminghuijiejiebabadekaikou。
“嘭！”
linfanqingqingyijiaobianjiangliminghuitifanzaidi，youjiaocaitazailetadelianshang！
“nishuoni？”linfanfanwen，sixiaofeixiao。
zhaoweiweijihuheshale，muduzheiyimubujinxiangqilezaidihaodajiudiandeyimu：liminghuiyongjiaocaizhebeidaduanshuangtuidelinfanlianshang，siwujidandexiaozhe
“jiuminga！yaosharenle！sheibangwobaogejing！”
liminghuikanxiangwenshengerjuzailebingfangmenkoudeyiqunnannv，fachuledanzhandeaiqiusheng。
wenyan，linfanbuweisuodong，fukanzhejiaoxiadeliminghuilengliededao“wodaoshusansheng，shuochubeihouzhishiniderenshishei！fouze，wobujieyicaibaonidenaodai！”
ququyigeliminghuiziranwufapingyifenjuemiwenjianjiubandaofuqindegongsi，tadeshenhoubiranyouyinzangdeheishou！
cikedeliminghuimingxianhuangle，yanshenshanshuobuding，sihuzaihengliang。
“一！二！”
linfanzhijiekaishidaoshu，jiaoxiayejianjianyongli，tengdeliminghuifachushazhubandehaojiao。
“shiyuanshaobiwozheimegande！yanjingyuanjiadesanshao！”liminghuidahan，manlianaiqiuzhise。
tadexinlifangxianbeijikuile，kudangligengshiliuchulexingsaodehuangseyeti，langbeibukan。
“哦？”
linfanmeimaoyitiao，faxianmuqinsuwanmingxianyouxieshitai，shunjianmingbaileguolai。
“滚吧！”
linfantaiqijiao，yiliandebiyizhitai。
qingyangxianzun，dishuizhienbibao，yazizhichoubichang！
liminghuibisi，buguoxianzaiquebushiyigeheshideqiji，bijingrujinbushizaiqiangzheweiwangdexiuzhenjie，qielinfanganggangzhongshengguilai，shufashentongjiewu
wenyan，liminghuimangrumengdashedepaleqilai，buganjiuliu，duomenertao。
zhaoweiweiyouxiejingjudepieleyiyanlinfan，yecanghuangdelikaile。
bingfangwailuanhonghongde，yiqunchiguaqunzhongyilunfenfen，suwandiyishijianjiangfangmenguanshang，suijizhuanshenjinjindebaozhulelinfan。
talihuadaiyudekuzhe，youxinrandexiaodao“xiaofan，nidetuizhendehaoleme？laomabushizaizuomengba？”
linfanbiziyisuan，daqudao“dangranbushizuomeng！laoma，niganggangbushininglezijiyibame？”
“ngng！xiawuzanmenjiuquyitangkanshousuo，bazheigehaoxiaoxigaosunilaoba！”suwanmangbudiedediantou，xijierqi！
linfanwenyanxintouqueyongchuyigukuijiuzhiyi，ruguobushiyinweiziji，fuqinyebuhuigongsipochanbeizhuajinkanshousuole！
buguo，yiqiedouhailaideji！
linfanrenpingmuqinjinjinbaozhe，yuqiyoulengdedao“laomanifangxin，youwolinfanzai，sheiyebiexiangzaiqingrunimen！”
tadeyanmouzhizhong，jinshiwangubinghandekuangaozhise。
shangyishi，tashoujinlengyanyuxiuru，manqiangyuanhen！
zheiyishi，taxiewanzaixianzunjiyiguilai，dingyaokuaiyienchou，tujinxinzhongbupingzhiqi！
shendangshashen，fodangshafo！