第二章美女的嘲讽
某高档咖啡馆里。
lianggenvrenbingpaierzuozaiyizishang，mianqiandezhuozishangshipiaozhexiangweideliangbeikafei。
qizhongyigeshichuanzhedabangaoyadefuren，duanzhuangsuya，yishenqipao，fengfanjinxian。
jushoutouzujian，jiangguifuzitaizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。
zaitashenpangdezeshiyigeshaonv。
shaonvwuguanjingzhi，meiyanjianyufurenyouwuliufenxiangsi，yiyanbiannengkanchuliangrenshimunv。
shimaodechuanzhe，jiashangheisedexiufapijian，zaidanyadezhuangbanxia，rutonghanbaodaifangdemudan，touchuqingchunqixidetongshi，youbushimeili。
“ma，zheicaijidiana，wohaixiangduoshuiyihuierni，nishuodeneirenyaoheshicainengdaoa！”
shaonvjuezhexiaozui，yongshouchengzhezijidenaodai，yankanjiuyaoshuizhedemoyang。
furenyaoleyaotou：“doukuaishidianle，nihaixiangshuini？zheicaifangjiameiliangtian，nijiukuaichengyitannile。”
“fangjiabujiushiweilerangwomenshuijuedeme，yaobufangjiaganma？”
妇人苦笑。
“zheigerendeshifunaishiwomendedaenren，tangruodangnianmeiyoutashifu，jiumeiyouwomenxianzai，ziranyemeiyouni，mingbaima？”
“ruguonibabushixianzaizaiwaidi，tabidinghuiqinshenyingjiede。”
shaonvtingdeyoudianbunaifan：“laoma，zheijianshinimenzaiwoxiaoshihoujiujiwojiang，jiangdaoxianzai，wodeerduodoukuaitingchujianzile。”
“laobatadangchugangkaishizuoshengyi，zaorenxiadu，chadianjiuyaobuxingle，xingkuiyouzheiweidaenrenchushou，bingqiejinimenzhichuleyitiaoxindefazhanluzi，yushicairangnimenxianzaixiaoyousuocheng，shizheiyangma？”
“nizaijintianlaidelushangjiudingzhulewohaojici，gaosuwocirenshidaenrendetuer，daenrenrangnimenzanshishouliutazanzhuyixia，zheixiewodoujidehenqingchula！”
shaonvxiaozuijuedegenggao，yufadebunai。
zhongdianshitamarangtayaoduanzhuangyouli，zaicirenmianqianzuogeshunv，bingqieduoduojiaoliu，zheibubaimingleyaojitaqianhongxianme？
yinci，taduizheigemoshengren，yijingyoulefazixindidedichu。
xihuanzijideneixieren，keyicongjietoupaidaojiewei，takebuhuiqingyiheyigeburenshiderenfazhanni。
jiuzaicishi，chuanghuwai，yigedabanposudenianqingrenhuanhuanzouguo。
此人约莫二十出头。
shangshenbuguoersanshikuaidebaichenshan，xiabanshenzeshitunsedeniuziku，hunshenshangxiatouchuyigutuqi。
“铛铛铛。”
moranjian，nianqingrenqiaoqilechuanghu。
furenyanzhongdunshishanguoyimoguangliang，ranhouchaochuangwaikanqu。
nandaoshidaenrendetuer？
“xiaoxiao，kuaidian，takendingshidaenrendetuer。”
furenshengyinzhongdaizhejidong，yibalaqizijidenver。
xiaoxiaoweiweiyileng，ranhouzhangzhangditanleyikouqi。
tabamakeshibadaenrenchuidetianhualuanzhui。
dantazheigetuer，zheigeyangzi，keshiyidiandoupeibushangtabamadezanmeia。
wanbanbuyuanxia，xiaoxiaobeifurenlachulekafeiguan。
“nishidaenrendetuer？”
“ninjiushizhangyileba？woshiwangxiaokuang。”
zhangyixiaorongmanmian，jinjinwozhewangxiaokuangdegebo：“taibangle，zongsuandejiandaenrendetuerle，enrenrujinkehaihao？”
wangxiaokuangweiweiyixiao：“haibucuo，nengpaonengtiao，zaizhaogexiaoxifudoumeiwenti。”
zhangyilianshangbujinhuaguoyimoganga，dantingdaowangxiaokuangdehua，tashifazineixindekaixin。
“enrenshentiwuyangjiutaihaole。”
yipangdexiaoxiaoxiumeiweizhou，yanzhongfuxianchubishimuguang。
jinguanwangxiaokuangdehuashizaikaiwanxiao，danqueyoudiandisubukan。
老头子找小媳妇？
下流！
“neiwoyihoujiuhannixiaokuangle，xiaokuang，rangwolaijieshaoyixia，zheishiwodenver，lixiaoxiao。”
wangxiaokuangchaolixiaoxiaotouqulijiexingdemuguang。
danlixiaoxiaoquekanyebuxiangkanwangxiaokuang。
zhangyichelechelixiaoxiaodeyixiu，buduandidiquyanse。
lixiaoxiaozheicaixinbuganqingbuyuandikanxiangwangxiaokuang：“woshilixiaoxiao，wuyuedaxuededaxuesheng。”
wangxiaokuangdaliangleyifanlixiaoxiao，xintoujianjianleran。
“lilaoxiezhisuoyizheimezuo，yuanlaishizheigexiangfaa。”
wangxiaokuangkanzhezhangyihelixiaoxiao，xiaozhedao：“womenxianzaiyijingrenshile，neicongjinwanghouyudaoshenmekunnan，jinguanlaizhaowo。”
conghaimeijianmiankaishi，daoxianzaijiandao，lixiaoxiaoduiwangxiaokuangmeiyousihaodehaogan。
yanxiatingjianwangxiaokuangzheimeshuo，dunshifanchunxiangjidao：“zhaoninengganma？ninengzhibinghaishinengjirensuanming？”
tafumutiantianzaitaerbianjiangguanyudaenrendeshiqing，tazaojiunengdaobeiruliule。
wangxiaokuangjishidaenrendetuer，neixianglaiyinggaishidongyixiezheidongxide。
dandanchunshuozhibing，wangxiaokuanghunshenshangxia，kanbuchuyounadianxiangshiyouzheigebenshide。
yishenlianjiahuo，hetachabuduodenianji，kenengliangetulangzhongdouburu。
ersuanmingkanxiang，zhouyibagua，zhishiyiqianderenbudongkexue，yumeiwuzhidechanwubale。
wangxiaokuangbingmeiyouzaiyilixiaoxiaodejifeng，weiweiyixiao：“mingyoutianding，yunyoushiding，niyoutingguoma？”
“mingyuyunxiangfuxiangcheng，tangruomeiyoudangridesuanming，yebuhuicunzaiyanqiandeni。”
lixiaoxiaobijingshigexinshidaidezhishiqingnian，lianjiashunjianranshangleyicengfeise，lishengdao：“nixiangbiaodashenme？shixiangbiaoda，bushinishifu，wojiubucunzaima？”
zhangyilianseweibian，ganmangzhuazhulixiaoxiaodegebo。
“笑笑！”
zhangyideshengyinzhongdaizheyisizebei，tongshiyeanshitabuyaohushuo。
danlixiaoxiaoquebuyiweirandiyiheng：“suanmingkanxiangdoushipianrendebaxieryi，yaowoxiangxin，neinixianzaijiujiwozhengming......”
huayinweiluo，wangxiaokuangshouyinfandong，mifengzheyanjingdaliangqilelixiaoxiao。
yidaojingjiaoshengmengdixiangqi：“youlaoshu！”
“啊！”
lixiaoxiaozhenggerendoutiaoleqilai，yuanbenhongrundeliandandunshicangbairuzhi。
dandangtakanqingchuzhouweibieshuolaoshu，lianzhimayidoumeiyoudeshihou。
lixiaoxiaocangbaideliandanshang，yigunuqidunshimiman，zhei**gangcaishizaixinongta！
kanchulelixiaoxiaodenuqi，wangxiaokuangquedandandao：“woshizaijiuniyiming！”
“jiuwoyiming？wojiuniquanjia！ma，zheijiahuojiushigeshenjingbing！”
lixiaoxiaomanlianweiqudikanxiangzhangyi。
wangxiaokuangsonglesongjian，suijizhanglezhangzui。
“三！”
zhangyiyeyoudianbuzhisuocuo。
buguo，tayerenweiwangxiaokuanggangcaizheiyang，youdianbudui。
lianggerenzhishichujian，zheigewanxiaokaideyoudianguofenle。
zhishiwangxiaokuangzenmeshuodoushitadaenrendetuer，tayebuhaotaiguojijiao。
“xiaoxiao，xiaokuangzhishiheninaozhewande。”
“ma，wocaishinideqinrena。”lixiaoxiaoyankuangyouxiefanhong。
“二！”
duiliangrendehua，wangxiaokuangzhiruowangwen，kouzhongziyanziyuyijiu。
李笑笑怒火骤升。
“ma，zheigexiaozidebingyoufanle！”
“一！”
turan，yigedongxixunsudiaoluo，zazailixiaoxiaoyuanbenzhanzhedeweizhi。