第1章
南太平洋某岛。
天气晴，宜嫁娶。
weichihelizhitianjinridahun。
hunliyishijieshuhoudejiweijiuhuishang，xinrenmangzhepaimeimeidehunshazhao，binkexiaozhuoxiuqi。
wenredehaifengfuguo，chunbaitoushasuifengerqi，qingyingdeboshazhankai，banlanruxingkongdejingmeituanbeisheyingshiwanmeizhuapaidao。
didiaodexinlanghesuixingdexinniang，zheishitamenlixiangdehunli，haidao、xianhua、meijiuheqinpenghaoyoudezhufuzuyi。
rujin，qiongchengsishaolisanrenyihun，weishenghuocongxingdanyingzhi。
“xianmuma？”mushaoaijiantalengzhelianhejiu，diaokandao，“gujiaguarendeziweibuhaoshouba？”
huocongzunzhonghaoyou“yingnianzaohun”dejueding，danbuxianmu：“guarenjialisanqian，meishijianbuhaoshou。”
duzicanjiahunlishitadexuanze，bingbushitameiyounvbankedai。
yezhiyujiaruqunliao：“zaiguojitianjiushinidesanshisuishengri。”
huocongmeimingbaitaweishenmehurantizheiyicha，jiutingtabudao：“nihuasanshinianshijiandoumeizhaodaoyigexiangyaoxiangshouyishengderen，youjialisanwanyouruhe，haibushidaxiedegudujimoleng。”
huocongqingsongyingdui：“danshendekuailenimenbudong。”
yezhiyuxiao：“danshendekuailewomentiyanguo，youqingrenzhongchengjuanshudeganjuenidongma？”
“wozheiyangduohao，kaixinjiuzaiyiqi，bukaixinjiuhuanyige，gudingbanlvzhihuituzengfannao。”huocongzhenzhenyouci，“zhiyujiehunshengzi，nimenbujuede，xiaohaizigenbenjiushishijianxiaotouma？”
yezhiyu“zeze”chengqi：“diyicijiandaoyourenbahuaxin、zisihebufuzerenshuodezheimeqingxintuosu。”
“chengnianrendeyouxi，niqingwoyuan，zhiyaoshuangfangduiyouxiguizemeiyijian，youshenmewenti？”huocongziyouyitaoluoji，“yourenxihuanlaohuojingtang，baodeshijianyuezhangyuehao，yourenxihuansushikuaican，bujiankang，danshihaochia。xuanzebutongbale，meiyouduicuo。”
yezhiyuzhidaotanenglangdewubianwuji，shiyinweitatiaojianzugou：yingjunduojin、chushoukuochuodedashaoye，ziranbuquetouhuaisongbaoderen，tashiketiaokexuan。
buguo，tahaishixiangquantayiju：“renzheiyishengdejiyuanshiyouxiande，buyaozaiyudaonixiangzhenxiderenzhiqianjiuhaoguangsuoyouyunqi。nizhidao，meirenyide，zhenainanqiu。”
mushaoaishishibuchongdao：“wolaopodeyisishirangnihaohaozuoren，bielang。”
huocongsuanshizhidaoleshenmejiao“shuangquannandisishou”，tabugenzheiliangkouzizhengmiangang。
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wanyanzihuanghunshifenkaishi，yizhichixudaoshenye，dajiayueyeyuehaisen，juzaiwutaishangyouchangyoutiao，xiaoshengmantian。
yezhiyuxiachangxiuxi，pieyanjiandaohuocongduzixianghaibianzouqu。
yewandehaishihenweixiande，tahaihelebushaojiu。
tazhuileshangqu，zhaodaotadeshihou，tayijingtangzaishatanshang。
xisharouruan，langshengdihuan，hailangwenroudichongshuazhejiaohuai，huoconggandaoshushi，wanrushenzaiyunduan。
“huisie。”yezhiyuturandeyijuhua，jingzouletadeshuiyi。
“nizenmelaile？”tadunongzhewen。
yezhiyugentajianmianjiudouzui，zhengsuowei“zhijizhibibaizhanbaisheng”，xiangyingguoduishou，jiuyaoxianlejieduishou，liangrenjingnianleiyuedidou，douchenglezuilejiebicidehaopengyou。
suntaheguanxinta，liangbuwu。
huocongdefasilingluan、yishanbuzheng、lianshanghaizhanlesha，jibianruci，takanqilaihaishishuaide，shuailihaidaidianyexing。
yezhiyujiuzhidao，nengzuo“haiwang”deren，yidingyoutadebenqian，erhuocongshuyushibenqianhenhoudeneizhong。
“wotingjianshengyin，guolaikankanshibushiyouhaiguigeqianle。”
说谁海龟呢？
yinleshengneimeda，tanengtingjiantazouluzheidianershengyin？
骗鬼呢？
huocongrenwei：“yijuhuabusunrennijiuhunshennanshoushiba？”
yezhiyujiantahaishitangzhebudong，gancuimingshuole：“zuidaozaihaibianshihenweixiande，zhangchaodeshihouyigelangjiubanijuanmeile。”
huocongbujinbupa，haiyoudianqidai：“neiqibushijilemeirenyuyigejiuwodejihui？”
yezhiyudawuyu：nihaixiangcongludihuohuodaohailiquni？
“dacongming，yougewentixiangqingjiaoni。”huoconghurancelianwangzheta，renzhendiwen：“nvshengyaodaojisuicaisuanzhangda？”
yezhiyubeihedeyigejiling：yizhita“hai”、“lang”、“zha”，nandaotahaixianguodebugou**，xiangyaoyishenshifa？！
“buguannizaixiangshenmeweixiandeshi，lijidazhu！”tadiyicizhendegandaoshengqi，zhuanshenjiuzou，buxiangguantale，“niyaoshibeilangjuanjinhaili，neidousuanweiminchuhai！”
huocongjiantajiaobubuwen，dangjiqishen：“dengxia，wodebanianquansongdaoshaoaishenbianqu。”
yezhiyutingxia，zhuanshen，jiandaoyigegaodadeshenying，beiduiyueliang，waizhetou，yonglidiroutoufa，shalisusudiwangxiafeizhui。
shiledechenyitiezaitashenshang，jiaojiedeyueguanggoulechushentidelunkuo，tazhishizhanzhedoushali，jiushiyigexinggandewuyifujiadezishi。
画面为何如此撩人？
tazhaodaoleyuanyin：neijianchenyishijiaochalingsheji，xianzaijinkaoyaojianyigeuxingzhuangshikouzhu，caimeiyouwanquansankai，buliaoshilewangxiazhui，yizhilingkoudachang......
zheishikeyimianfeikandema？
“kouzikoushang。”tahaoyitixing。
huocongbanshangmeimodaoniukou，zheicaihuangranxiangqi：“zheijianyifumeiyoukouzi。”
yezhiyuleran：huimaizheizhongkuanshi，tajiumeixianghaohaochuanyifuba！
tashizhenbuxiangdalitale，naiheshenweiyigewuhaoqingnian，zhidaopengyouyoufanzuiqingxiang，shizaiwufazuoshibuguan，tajiuxiangnongqingchu：“nigangcaishuodeneigenvsheng，daodijisuile？”
“jinnian......”huocongdunleyishun，caishuo，“ershisile。”
yezhiyusongkaiwojindequantou，zunzhongzhufu：“qingnimenziyoudi、jinqingdi、kaixinjiuhao......”
chengnianrendeshi，zhiyaoshuangfangyuanyi，shadouxing。