第6章
出问题了！
guancaishangneigenhongshengduankaideshunjian，wojiuwendaolecongguancaineibianpiaolaidedandandexingchouqiwei，jiusuanshiwozhiqianyijingyongxianghuifengzhuleguangaizhoubiandefengxidoumeiyong。
wodexinzaizheigeshihoutidaolesangziyan，shengpayeyehuiturancongguancailizhashibengchulai。
wangxiaomanfunvliangyihuodekanleguancaineibianyiyan，yifubumingsuoyideyangzi！
erliuqiandefuqinneibianzeshilianseweibian，xiayishidetuihouleyibu，henshijingtidejiashi，sihukanchuleyidianmendao。
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chenzheguancaineibianhaimeiyoushenmeguguaideqingkuangchuxian，wojimangjiangtangwuzhizhongdewangxiaomandengrenqinglechuqu，suibianbianlegejiekoutangsailetamen。
zaitamenlikaideshihou，wangxiaomanheliuqianfenbiejiwoliuxialetamendelianxifangshi。
“youshijianbiewanglelaisuchengzhaowowan！”wangxiaomanxiaorongjiaoxiadechongwozhabazhabayanjing。
“xiaoxindian！”liuqianzeshilengbingbingdeyanjianyigai。
henxianran，liuqiansihuyechajuedaoleyixiewenti。
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renjisanzhangliangduan，xiangjiliangduanyizhang！
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xinghao，sangenxianxiangzhidaoshaowandoumeiyouchuxianshenmeyiyangdeqingkuang，guancaineibianyemeiyoushenmebiededongjingle，zheirangwoweiweisongleyikouqi。
wozaicinachulewudiqian，qiguazhanbu。
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yizhidaobanyedoumeiyoushenmeyiyangdeqingkuangchuxian，lianxushoulingsanye，wodejingshenyehenpibeile，yanpizizhidajia，hunhunyushui。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yuanmenkouyouledongjing。
“jiangwazi，jiangwazikuaichulai......”
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wokuaibuzoudaoyuanmenchu，gezheyuanmenwendao：“erye，shenmeshizheimeji？”
“tiezhu、goudantamendiaocunkoudeheliqule，waziniganjinguoqubangmanglaoren......”
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ruoshizaiyiqian，wokendingerhuabushuochumenjiurenqule，bijingcuntoujuliwojiabuyuan，wodeshuixinghaishitingbucuode。
zhibuguo，yeyezailinzhongzhiqiandingzhuguowo，shoulingsanyedeshijianli，bulunfashengshenmeshidoubunenglikaijiamen，yaoburandehuawohuiyouhendademafan。
dangran，zhongdianshicishidelaocunzhanghenbuduijing！
tashenshangdeyishanshilulude，xiangshigangconghezhongpashanglaiside，liansecangbaimeiyousihaodexuese，neizhiganggangzhunbeilawochumendeshoubeishanghaiyoudianfuzhong，fangfozaishuizhongpaolehenjiuside。
“jiangwazi，ganjinzoua，wanlejiulaibujile！”
laocunzhangjiaojideduiwoshuozhe，erwozeshijinzhoumeitoukanxianglelaocunzhangdejiaoxiaweizhi。
yitanshuijichuxianzailaocunzhangdejiaoxiaweizhi，yuanzilidedengguangzhaoyingxia，laocunzhangjiaoxiadeyingziyoudianxu，qingweidehuangdongzhong，yinyinchuxianleshuangyingjiaocuodeqingkuang。
yidaoyingzishilaocunzhangde，erlingyidaoyingzi，zeshibanrenduogao，youzhezhangzhangdeweiba......
那只大号的黄皮子？
wodeyanjiaohenhendechouchuleyixiazhihou，meiyousihaodechiyi，congkoudailimochuleyibachanzazhexianghuidewugumengdipaosachuqu。
xianghuihewugubenjiushiquxiezhiwu，liangzhexiangheweiliyeburuo，zhishaonenggoujineigedahaodehuangpizizaochengxiexudeweixie。
laocunzhangbeichanzazhexianghuidewuguzazhongzhihou，fachulejianruidetonghuzhisheng，jiaobiandeneiliangdaoyingzizhandoubuyi，laocunzhangdemouziyeshunjianbiandeyouxieyoulvle，laolianzhengningdesisidingzhewo。
erwomeiyoujiucitingshou，congkoudailimochuleyigenyongliutiaohongshengbianzhidexibianzi，zhijiedoushouyishuai，henhendechouzailelaocunzhangdelianpangzhishang。
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laocunzhangjianjiaoleyisheng，ehenhendekanlewoyiyanzhihou，kuaisudetengnuotiaoyue，shoujiaobingyongwanruohuangshulangsidekuaisudexiaoshizaileyesezhizhong。
wobingmeiyouyincisongleyikouqi，xinzhongdeneizhongbuandeganjuefanergengjiadenongyule。
jingguoneidahaohuangpizizheimeyinao，wodekunyiquanwu，zuoshoujinwowudiqianqingqingcuonian，youshouzeshinachuleyeyeneijingchangmosuokuaibaojiangdexiaoluopan，lianseningzhongdedaizaitangwuzhizhongjingjingdengdaizhe。
lingchensidianduozhong，yankanzhekuaiyaodaolimingshifendeshihou，zheigeshichendetianseshizuiheideshihoule。
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“riluoxishanheiletian，longguicanghaihuguishan......”
neigeguguaichouloudelaotaipochuxianzailewojiayuanmenkou，yishuangyanjingyouyoudechaozhetangwuzheibiankanguolai，kouzhongchangzhedeguguaicidiaomengdizhuanhuan，luchuyimozhengningdexiaorong，yincecedeshuodao：“tiandikaicang，youyinyouxiang......zhizhunshengrenzuo，buzhunsirenjiutingsang！jiangzhenlin，laopoziwolaijinishoushisongzangle，nimenyesunliangdougaishanglule，biedangeleshichencuoguoletoutai......”
tayibianshuozhe，yibianmaibuzoujinleyuanzili。
yuanzilizhouranguaqileyizhenyinfeng，lingpenglieliezuoxiang，xiangshisuishihuidaotaside。
lingpengzhizhongdeyeyedeyixiangzhijiemianchaoxiadaokoudaoxiale，yixiangpangdeneilianggenlazhufeidanmeiyouximie，fanerzaizheiguyinfengdechuifuxiajiangzhuhuocuangaolecunyu，lvyouyoudehuomiaopingtianlejifensenranguiyi。
erzuirangwogandaobuandeshi，zaineigeguguaichouloulaotaipomaibuzoujinyuanmendetongshi，tangwuliyeyedeneikouguancaizhizhongzeshichuanchuleyishengqingweidemenxiang。
suihou，neihouzhongdeguancaigaijiuzaiwodezhushixiawushengwuxidehuakaileyidaofengxi，xiangshiyoushenmedongxiyaoconglimianzuanchulaileside！
爷爷真的诈尸了！